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SuperIsDuper1 186 points ago +186 / -0

Every poll by CNN is fake, they only poll 4 cities and only liberals respond to them.

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Shitposter69 87 points ago +88 / -1

If they ever asked me I'd tell them I'm voting for Biden 😅

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SirSeizureSalad 63 points ago +63 / -0

Can you tell us why you'll be voting for Biden?

Uhhhhh shit... Uhhh... His great relationship with Ukraine? His hairy legs? His delicate touch and sense of smell?

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Shitposter69 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because Obama of course

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Captainzoomer 14 points ago +14 / -0

All you gotta say is "Orange Man Bad" and the reporter would nod and say "Yes, Orange Man Very Bad."

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, Orange Man Very Bad Comrade, I'll take your answer back to CNN Headquarters immediately!

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

Listen fat, if you don't like it you can vote for the other Biden!

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Pepedom 9 points ago +9 / -0

*his ENJOYMENT of the sense of smell

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lefty295 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll take away your blackness if you don't vote for him.

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Langtath 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because he apologized to CornPop.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of my all-time favorite GIFs was in that thread.

https://imgur.com/rLRGTtA

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goodguy 53 points ago +53 / -0

Fox is crap polling too.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 51 points ago +52 / -1

Fox is just controlled opposition. OAN is where it's at.

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Dang 7 points ago +9 / -2

Even OAN is reporting on the "huge decrease in approval." I am sure they will update the report to include this analysis though.

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ElGuapo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not doubting you but could you point me in the direction of OAN reporting a huge decrease in approval?

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Dang 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was watching this morning and they simply just showed the polls. No opinion was given, they just reported on them.

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The_Left_The 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF, and that's a big IF. But IF the decrease in approval is there, I guarantee that at least some of it is from the people who wanted Trump to send in tanks to crush Antifa and are angry that it didn't happen.

Having said that, it's 5 months from the election; this isn't even going to matter in November.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

OAN and Newsmax

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Rufus_Shinra 1 point ago +1 / -0

No amount of polling can capture an accurate picture of the support for Trump. It's just not possible they way they are doing it, and they have no way of measuring the Silent Majority until election day comes.

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Phooey640 17 points ago +18 / -1

You could have stopped at, "Fox is crap."

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Bran1986 11 points ago +11 / -0

The polling company Fox uses is awful. They constantly oversample Democrats by 10%. Republicans are always around 25-26% with Democrats at 35%, same shit they did in 2016. All the Democrat tactics tell me their internal polls are scaring the shit out of them.

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Bigblue725 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dude they have what feels like 40 polls every week. National, state, etc. Why have I never, ever, been polled?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 143 points ago +144 / -1

The fact that Trump needs to spend time in 2020 explaining how crooked polling is tells me that many many many Americans are dumb as fuck.

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PinochetWasAHero 58 points ago +58 / -0

Have you been to out educational institutions lately? They leave much to be desired... and thats before the social justice frosting.

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Sumsuch 29 points ago +29 / -0

I went into STEM and my course felt like a glorified daycare that was designed to make it impossible to fail as long as you just followed the motions of what was asked. They even had coloring books and play-do at "mental health stations" in the halls for us to play with.

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OrangeFruitGood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did they have therapy dogs also?

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Sumsuch 4 points ago +4 / -0

...

yes

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OrangeFruitGood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sad!

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ShitOfPeace 18 points ago +20 / -2

The average person in college that doesn't go into a STEM field is dumber than the average person that doesn't go to college. I firmly believe that.

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Rufus_Shinra 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's because a lot of kids get I doctrinated in college just to go along with groupthink, which dumbs them down and teaches them not to apply critical thinking or logic, but rather to accept blindly anything that comes from the leftists.

I didn't experience any of this when I went to college about 20 years ago, but it also wasn't a state school it was a private college.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

I e long believed that. Feels good to be proven so right in a messed up kinda way

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IncredibleMrE1 37 points ago +38 / -1

The number of people I've seen who wear masks outside alone or alone in their car to keep the virus at bay told me that weeks ago. :(

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saveMySpeech 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's like wearing a condom alone in bed.

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SnakeEyeMitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's called a posh wank.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of the best posts I have seen in a while. Well done pede.

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MikeFink 5 points ago +5 / -0

That list is amazing. Thank you pede.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great post.

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Rufus_Shinra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberalism is just the latest incarnation of tyranny. Tyrants who want power are nothing new in history, but these days they've learned how to hide in plain sight and distort language to convince the dumb downed masses that they care.

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K-Harbour 7 points ago +7 / -0

More precisely, “mis-educated as fuck”.

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isitpedanticenough 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thankfully, our GEOTUS cares for and loves all Americans, including the poorly educated. KEK

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Sea_Still 48 points ago +48 / -0

Hillary is so far ahead she doesn't think about Trump at all

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Tardigrade 27 points ago +27 / -0

I wonder what shes thinkng right this minute.

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Mister_Wonderful 28 points ago +28 / -0

“More Chardonnay. Dammit I’ve shit myself again.”

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KnoxHarrington 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Huma! Come wipe my drink and freshen my ass"

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HumasTaint 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hmmmmm.

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Hillarysudders 11 points ago +11 / -0

And now that’s ALL who she thinks about! BBWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Believe me! I know!

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TearofLys 13 points ago +13 / -0

ABC/WaPo had Hillary up by 12 points with about a week to go. What I am concerned about is they *know" they can't win using free and fair elections, so will try to steal it with widespread cheat-by-mail.

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HilaryAtCostco 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't think that's true anymore, I believe a few purple states have decided that the country wide popular vote will determine where their electoral votes go. Unless I'm misremembering or misunderstanding some articles I read a while back.

Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact

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HilaryAtCostco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was just pending for purple I guess

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SurfandTurf 9 points ago +9 / -0

What they didn’t tell you is that the “model” they used was a male model. Zoolander.

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Ex-libtard 7 points ago +8 / -1

I am more motivated this time even!

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

WaPo; we give Crooked Hillary Clinton a 127% chance of winning

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goodguy 39 points ago +40 / -1

Thank you Mr. President, Thank YOU!

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Shitposter69 35 points ago +35 / -0

Just remember to get out and vote. We need GEOTUS as much as he needs us.

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 17 points ago +17 / -0

WE LOVE TRUMP !!!

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Xal1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Follow up tweet?

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Muffinman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Polls are meant to influence opinion, not inform.

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WestPalm 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump crowd is very high energy. These polls are frauds!

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KAG_Master 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dear CNN,

Suck it.

Love, America.

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Sea_Still 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is the first time in my life I am hoping the summer goes by fast I can't wait to vote for Trump again!

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SpaceRussian 11 points ago +11 / -0

So they are resorting to the same tactics that failed spectacularly in 2016?

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18-to-life 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double the race rioting!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

. . . something something insanity.

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lefty295 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you go woke, you end up with a lot of people who aren't smart enough to figure out a new strategy, lol.

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RiverFenix 10 points ago +11 / -1

WHERE IS THE FOLLOW UP POST STICKY?!?!

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pray_for_kekistan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business.

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Mrdarkshine 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope they keep cooking the polls. Democrat complacency played a big role in Hillary's loss. I can only imagine Trump's win will be even bigger over Biden. All of the crises we've had are democrat manufactured, and Trump has proven he's an effective president. A lot of fence sitters weren't sure what they'd be signing up for in 2016 if they voted for Trump. Now he has a proven track record on the economy, foreign policy, domestic issues and getting us through a fucking pandemic.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

While being sabotaged every step of the way.

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ChadManspread 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm conflicted about this. On the one hand I want to know the real numbers, on the other hand I want the libs to feel overconfident, certain they're going to win just like last time. If they're told the electoral danger they're in, they might really get motivated and cheating won't be the only thing we'll have to worry about. Plus, I want another global emotional meltdown when it happens again.

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Woohan 7 points ago +7 / -0

CLOSE. IT. OUT. IN. NOVEMBER.

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

On election day Crooked Hillary Clinton had a 92% chance of winning according to N.Y Times

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DeplorableLA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excellent!

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now the mob will go after McLaughlin & Associates and demand they denounce Trump and give a multi millon donation to BLM

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DestroyerofCobwebs 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're called public opinion polls because the intent is to shape public opinion, not inform on it.

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

i dont remember this!

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember a lot of back-and-forthing each month about Trump's favorability.

May: Good month for Trump!

June: Bad month for Trump!

July: Good month for Trump!

August: Bad month for Trump!

September: Good month for Trump!

October: Bad month for Trump!

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A1waysLurk1ing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Flake News

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fact are racist, Drumphd

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Banick088 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rasmussen is still at -3, the other polls are a joke

-3 is a yuge win

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MostEffectualTopKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you mean ? -3 behind Biden ? How the fk is that even possible given the current events and just how much of a clusterfk Biden and the Democrats are .... ?

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: Unhinged U.S dictator Trump attacks the Free Press

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VinceVonVroom 4 points ago +4 / -0

False D polling goes back as long as I can remember.

Mondale led Reagan in the polls...and ended up losing 49 states.

Dukakis led Bush by 17 points in late July...and lost 40 states.

This is par for the course, nothing new. Our side is probably more battle-hardened toward it than ever.

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tholins 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the fake polls. I want more fake polls. The fake polls basically only convince the Left that they’re winning. They conceal the truth, which is that a majority of this country wants Trump to stay right where he is.

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Flak 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you get called, tell them you're voting Biden as a lifelong Republican.

The only way to destroy the media is to thoroughly disconnect the remaining threads connecting reality and their narrative.

Lie, deflect, misinform.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

They oversample Democrats by 10-12 points to get the result they want. These polls exist to form public opinion. They are not looking for a real snapshot of the electorate. This time around their motives are different. They are not intended to suppress Trump's turnout as much as they are intended to keep Biden's support from taking a nap.

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55Clear 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope they're honest. If it's the same McLaughlin I used to watch on PBS, I would question the integrity.

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canadianhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

ISSUE NUMBER ONE! ...WRONG!

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN's gonna CNN.

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Lla26 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love you for doing all this, President Trump. Independently retaining a respected pollster, and for publicly releasing their analysis!

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tommichael522 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember this is to prevent their crazy base from backlashing and torching their headquarters. The Biden campaign has virtually no enthusiasm. Their radical base doesn't want the same old shit and that's what Biden is serving...

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Humongus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake polls for fake news to feed to fake people.

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barron_height_watch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drudge can't contain his glee posting these fake suppression polls on a daily basis. How far he's fallen.

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blackestbones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since no one has done it yet, here are the links from the document Trump attached:

Link #1 - CNN Poll

Link #2 - NBC & WSJ Poll

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tommichael522 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the same pollster who botched Eric Cantor and Romney's polling. Just saying

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williammcfadden 2 points ago +2 / -0

2016 had 33% republican turnout. 2020 will have 50% republican turnout.

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

My concern is that flawed polls are only cover for a massive voter fraud campaign. If the polls match the post fraud election results, they'll claim no fraud.

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Dalewyn 2 points ago +3 / -1

TIL McLaughlin & Associates is based af.