So here's the deal-- NUMBER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY FAT-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher. Number TWO-- put your record player on and listen to.. the thing, you know.. and.. number FOU-- number , I mean FIVE-- gun rights are NOT your rights, me and my good friend Barack America worked hard on this and Corn Pop was a bad dude but he helped out too. The kids will thank you for it, they love the cockroaches and used to play with my leg hairs when they'd sit on my lap, it was like I was Sandy Claws at Christmas, the blonde leg hai-- my times up. Wait why am I stopping? So if you don't like it, go vote for the other Biden. I don't work for you, got it JACK? My times up. Yes sir.
So here's the deal-- NUMBER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY FAT-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher. Number TWO-- put your record player on and listen to.. the thing, you know.. and.. number FOU-- number , I mean FIVE-- gun rights are NOT your rights, me and my good friend Barack America worked hard on this and Corn Pop was a bad dude but he helped out too. The kids will thank you for it, they love the cockroaches and used to play with my leg hairs when they'd sit on my lap, it was like I was Sandy Claws at Christmas, the blonde leg hai-- my times up. Wait why am I stopping? So if you don't like it, go vote for the other Biden. I don't work for you, got it JACK? My times up. Yes sir.
Well put
lmao top pasta, should be stickied, maybe at the end add "and if you do like it, go to Joe 30330, otherwise you ain't black"
lol