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The_Balsha 55 points ago +55 / -0

Look, are you ready? I have the best beard, no beard is like this, last president with a beard this tremendous was Abe, you haven't seen a beard like this maybe ever. :D

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YaBoiJacob 11 points ago +11 / -0

no no no, Rutherford B Hayes had the most glorious beard of all time

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probablyacoincidence 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, Ambrose Burnside anyone??

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Pepedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

A beard will martial a second Trump baby boom... or is a third boom now?

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dickslikeyeezus 11 points ago +11 / -0

full alex jones

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Lean -1 points ago +1 / -2

Agreed, he should just cut that mess off.

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fasterth 12 points ago +13 / -1

That power level should be reserved for the time he finishes his second term and creates his own party to replace the GOP.

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MsAnthropic 12 points ago +14 / -2

Where do I sign?? RAWR!!

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ca18det 10 points ago +11 / -1

The beard must wait for the second term. In this time of crisis such power is not to be trifled with.

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Langtath 4 points ago +5 / -1

The world is not ready. Soon.

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iactuallylovetrump 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hah nice! I remember this one from a couple of years back: https://i.imgur.com/zF6USiq.png

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Jsmitty112 5 points ago +5 / -0

As a bearded pede myself I totally support this cause!! Trump2020!!!!!

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Logan051361 5 points ago +6 / -1

He does not like facial hair I thought

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nufosmatic 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think these guys would approve:

"Bearded White Guys With Glasses"

--- from dedication page POSIX.4 Programming for the Real World by Bill O Gallmeister

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NXPro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would sign if included eye patch clause

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R2D2MightyDucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN -BREAKING NEWS: "Trump grows beard to hide double chin" sources say.

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theReallyRealRJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also news: “Everyone grows a beard, but Trump grew TWO!”

2scoop2beard?

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Berzerker_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Don is the best the way he is. He doesn't need to go for a stunt like cuckold Trudeau and grow a beard or anything. The don comes from a generation and is the kind of person who keeps it clean as a sign of grooming and seriousness.

If he were to have a beard I would still worship him, but he doesn't need a beard or anything, he is the best just the way he is.

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athix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beards look old, I like young presidents like Joe Biden ;)

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CoronaT_Virus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worked for Lincoln, I say go for it

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mrgreencard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add a santa hat and America will have the merriest christmas 🇺🇸

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

TBH I thought the image of him with a mustache floating around made him look baller - so that's more of my vote, but this is good too

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HumbleGunGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking a glorious bleached blonde handle bar mustache like the hulkster so he can come on stage to his pressers to "I am a real AMERICAN"

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CMDRConanAAnderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Supposedly germophobes don't fancy beards, just look at Howie Mandel. He legit looks like a legendary military commander like in the history books though.

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Odin with better morals.

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Homopratensis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

And shave his head...scary as hell he'll be.

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Sarahbethheck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nonono. He already has a special hat, like lincoln did. But i really dig the baby face.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just no. Prefer the current clean shaved look.

But that photo looks pretty good.

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DCdeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is this picture of John Miller relevant at all?

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Politik90 1 point ago +1 / -0

This needs to happen. All for it

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DancesWithPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great Odin’s Beard!

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willyb63 1 point ago +1 / -0

at least get him to comment on it..

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Nadlers_Belt 1 point ago +1 / -0

A beard will make it more difficult for the artists carving his face into Mount Rushmore though.

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the words of the great Barack Obama, "After my election I have more flexibility".

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Zippythekid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man that would be epic. Perfect look for his Rushmore bust

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catovadreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell yeah. Itll be a good profile for when we eventually put him on a coin or bill.

I can see the headlines now...REEEEE OMG BEARDS ARE RACIST NOW.

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Logos_Rising 1 point ago +1 / -0

This would be so badass

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iWillStand 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hells yess!

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one tells the great man what to do. Awesome pic but; looks ready to unleash some Abrahamic vengeance.

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Ramasun 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm going to have to be a "no" on this one.

Source: have beard

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TioVanilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about mutton chops? Though honestly it's more about the cut not the type.

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Basedkyeng 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES.

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V_exodus 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might be assuming all men can grow in a full beard. It's not a given. Most guys have spottier grown patterns and areas of sparesness. But this is a cool pic!

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remember1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hillary can also grow a bread. On a different spot on her body. 🦪

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Langtath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bread? You mean like a yeast infection?

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol i didnt even notice the typo but yeast infection works too

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

apologies 😂

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Red_Hibiscus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude. Ew. Ew ew ew ew. Gross.

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QuantumRemedy 0 points ago +1 / -1

That would be awesome! But maybe we shouldn't push it... like a lot of bald men from high testosterone, maybe he cant grow a beard from all his winningness