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DeusVultIntensifies 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh goodie. Let's grow social workers and community organizers to keep the peace.When faced with rape, home invasion, and murder you can call your social worker who will talk reason to the person who wants you dead. Gang violence got you down? Call your community organizer who will organize a Saturday afternoon peaceful protest to help. If you get beat down during the protest or walk back to find your car missing- call the community social worker who will give you the website address of victim's advocates. For those of us still alive- don't we feel safer now?

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Donarudo_Taranpu 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Yes ma'am, I'm sorry to hear about the people beating their way into your home, and i'll pencil in your name on the list for tonight's "safer-at-home" candlelight vigil and-"

"Send someone to stop them? Sorry we're outside of our normal business hours, can you ask the mob outside to come back tuesday between eight and five? We can arrange for a community organizer to come and-"

"Maam, stop screaming! I'm trying to light candles!"