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bubadmt 168 points ago +168 / -0

HEY BLACK-- if you ain't looting, then you ain't black! So here's the deal-- NUMBER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY FAT-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher. CHECK THE RECORD.

Number TWO-- put your record player on and listen to.. the thing, you know.. and.. number FOU-- number , I mean FIVE-- gun rights are NOT your rights man, PERIOD-- me and my good friend Barack America worked hard on this, I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE BILL, CHECK THE RECORD, and Corn Pop was a bad dude, had his chain out, but he helped out too.

NUMBER TWO-- The kids will thank you for it, they love the cockroaches and used to play with my leg hairs when they'd sit on my lap, it was like I was Sandy Claws at Christmas, the blonde leg hai-- my times up. Gimmie a break, wait why am I stopping? Come on man, and if you don't like it, go vote for the other Biden. I don't work for you, got it JACK?

NUMBER TWO-- My times up. PERIOD. And if you do like it, go to Joe 30330 and send a fax to see my 3-point plan to defeat Donald Trump. Remember, poor black kids are just as smart as white kids! C'mon man, gimmie a break. You know what to do. Yes sir. PERIOD.

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downvotethechristian 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hey look here. You ain't gonna vote for me. You're a lying dog faced pony soldier, okay buck. Look. Number 1.. the first thing we gotta do is choose truth over facts because poor kids are just as smart as white kids. That's number 1. Number 2. You know, you know go the thing. And number 2. Okay that's my time. Sniffs child

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symptomatic 22 points ago +23 / -1

His inauguration speech is coming along nicely!

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CoronaChan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think you mean concession speech.

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symptomatic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Inauguration? Concession? He’s too far gone to even know the difference at this point

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t say concession, he might think you mean a concession stand.

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TheLivingExample 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll have a half a pound of taffy, fat! ...and tell the soda jerk to hurry it up, the talkie is starting!

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what he yells at the talking box of Raisinets in the previews.

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SDhiker 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'll never get tired of these

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tehkelso 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite one is when he says that he'll defeat himself in the election. I don't know how anyone could vote for this.

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pepes_girl 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh Jesus. We need to be able to make sub folders in saved memes. Memes>Biden

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden has one. He got Hunter to show him how to save from AOL.

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Trumpfan1 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL 😆 Nicely done 👍🏻 I think another “C’mon man, give me a break!” mixed in somewhere would make it perfect 👌🏻

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Done 👍

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SameCookiePseudonym 30 points ago +30 / -0

This guy doesn’t have worshipers, just reluctant supporters.

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spezisthedevil 16 points ago +16 / -0

This. These fuckers couldn't come up with anyone better, ...OR ...they are running with Biden to use the "you can't go after a political rival" pseudo-defense for their Ukraine fiasco. ...Either way, Joe Biden is total dog crap as a candidate, ...and anyone who supports him is a total piece of shit as a person, ..which is SAD af. ...Super fucking sad.

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RagnarD 5 points ago +5 / -0

It says volumes that Powell and Bush both came out to endorse him recently.

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bush has actually said that the part about him endorsing Biden was fake news, and that he hasn't endorsed any candidate, which is still a pussy globalist move imo, because anyone who is a legit US Patriot supports Trump.

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MavisBeacon 3 points ago +4 / -1

W is to busy munching on big Mike's big black bush

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

People I've talked to just give you the excuse, "yeah but still, this is the most important election of my life. We have to get Trump out of office". No ideas, no policy, literally running on TDS.

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly! They only came to this side because they had no other choice!

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

The democrat voters understand that he won’t be leading as president, he’s just there as a figurehead while the unelected bureaucracy runs the executive, just like with 0bama.

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MavisBeacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen , fat !

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Mostprobably 12 points ago +12 / -0

They are ideologically possessed. They don’t have ideas; ideas have them

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FreeBased1 25 points ago +25 / -0

This guy's worshippers don't exist.

There are simply people who hate Trump and hate us, so they'll vote for a dumb, senile, RACIST, cunt nugget, just to "make a statement"

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leakmouth 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t forget pedophile

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hai_Priesty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most of the TDS people didn't even choose that Senile person, but is so pathetic and Beta that once they're mentally invested in an idea (DNC) like blind fans to a sports team, they refused to acknowledge they've been duped and continue to march on "authority" orders after multiple bait-and-switch still.

Even in the Democrat field there were like 10 people with better brains or speaking skills than him, and also about 10 people that would tick SJWs list much better than him (Woman, Black, gay, Socialist, Communist etc) but they settle for whatever figurehead tells them to settle on, because Orange Man Bad.

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pmyourcovfefes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you or anyone else have a link to the child sniffing? I have some liberals who will vote for him because orange man bad. Would love to ask their opinion on this.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only people who prop this poor senile fool up are the people who would vote for whatever wretched creature they put up against Trump.

They're not pro Joe. They're anti Trump.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the entirety of the 2020 democrat platform.

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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 114 points ago +114 / -0

This man has no idea what is happening.

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BernsWhenIPee 56 points ago +56 / -0

"Had not... had... uh... we'd not had the... death... George had not been held up against that curb."

Is he... is he thinking of the curb stomping scene from American History X? What the fuck is this guy talking about?

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Ballind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which one?

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Donarudo_Taranpu 9 points ago +9 / -0

My exact thought. What curb? George was on asphalt?

He's thinking about American History X because his brain is mush.

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MavisBeacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

You see this ! It means not welcome !

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BernsWhenIPee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden remembers that scene as the time Bernie Sanders got kicked out of a racist Trump supporter's house. Poor Bernie, he just wanted to have dinner with that guy's mom.

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SpaceForce 20 points ago +20 / -0

someone give Grandpa some puddin and sit him down in front of a tv

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I_LUV_WINNING 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure CNN is on that TV 24/7 for Joe to really go off the deep end!

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PichaiLiedToCongress 67 points ago +68 / -1

He wasn't held against a curb, IIRC. He was held down on the road

Get your facts right, Joe

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ForHumans 51 points ago +51 / -0

His handlers showed him the scene from American History X and told him it was the Floyd footage to help with his performance

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MavisBeacon 0 points ago +1 / -1

I would kill some spooks to if they came on my perporty armed trying to jack my car . My man Ed Norton did nothing wrong

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leakmouth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah where’s muh fact checkers?

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FreeBased1 4 points ago +5 / -1

He wasn't held down on a road, IIRC. He was a hardened criminal who held a pregnant lady at gunpoint.

There, FTFY!

;)

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, you're wrong, the Racist cop held his head up to the curb, told George to open his mouth and then just like Corn Pop, stomped, and that was the end of my dear friend George.

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MavisBeacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might cut me but I'll wrap this chain around your head !

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RussianLimbaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right?! This is one of the big questions about the officers’ conduct: why the hell were they on the side of the vehicle OPPOSITE the sidewalk? Floyd was filmed pinned on ground FARTHEST away from a curb.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 54 points ago +54 / -0

The equivalent to the dog ate my homework.

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Tallgingergirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the comments are turned off lol

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alexnader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the interpreter in the top corner, you can see her soul slowly die as she waits for PedoJoe attempt to finish a sentence.

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Tallgingergirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao 🤣

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FuckRioters 13 points ago +13 / -0

His name was Corn Pop

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MavisBeacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang I totally forgot about the weiner man

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SameCookiePseudonym 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn Pop would have saved George Floyd.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude.

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MavisBeacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he ran a bunch of bad boys

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Joeret 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of that rambling speech I’m more confused at his “and I know a lot about roaches” comment.

What the hell I’d he talking about?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Roaches" is a derogatory term for black people that was used by racists like Joe Biden in the 1960s.

In this context, he's specifically referring to black children.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't matter, he might be a corpse with a bunch of mechanical parts shoved up his ass for all we know. They're probably in the process of stuffing Floyd in the same way, so we can have an ex-convict run for president next term.

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bringus 39 points ago +39 / -0

I hated Hillary, but I just pity Joe. Very sad.

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AlphaNathan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Past tense?

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Songofsixpence 25 points ago +25 / -0

I used to hate Hillary. I still do.. I just used to also.

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bringus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only hate those who pose a legitimate threat. She's irrelevant now, so now I just feel indifference as she's not even worth thinking about.

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MavisBeacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

She had Seth rich murdered

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tigerz 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's a scary lady, Joe on the other hand I just feel sorry for at this point

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AlphaNathan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never forget Benghazi!

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the_sky_is_falling 1 point ago +1 / -0

His campaign will get strengthend or get deflated depending on who he chooses to pick as his VP

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Four_of_Seven 34 points ago +34 / -0

So we can expect 0 leadership when any bad event happens is what he's saying. So brave.

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wethedownvoted 4 points ago +4 / -0

we'll be led by committees and focus groups. that's what the democrat party offers: the politburo.

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WhatUCan 27 points ago +27 / -0

So hes blaming the economy on black ppl? Omg Biden get a new message...

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Azure_Comet 22 points ago +22 / -0

w...what the fuck? What is wrong with him?

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Womb__Raider2 20 points ago +20 / -0

He had trouble remembering George Floyd's name. He also lied and said he was held against a curb.

Will MSM hammer him/fact check him for this shit?

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RapidAsparagus 5 points ago +5 / -0

He also lied forgot and said he was held against a curb.

This man should not be running.

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k614 15 points ago +15 / -0

yeah, this man is leading by 13 percent in the polls. Right.

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Frequent92 11 points ago +11 / -0

I will never pity this satanist pedophile piece of shit. Hope the dementia rots his brain into oblivion.

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warlord1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea dude. I’m with you.

Sow evil. Reap evil.

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BoughtByBloomberg 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is no need for an economic plan. Two more weeks and were back on the "Obama economy"!

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Vashts1985 11 points ago +11 / -0

is that an American history x reference?

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mango20 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s like a DJ is chopping and remixing his speech in real-time.

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SpaceForce 9 points ago +9 / -0

How does he fuck up his speech with 2 teleprompters?????????

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

too many to look at. Joe needs 1, right down the middle, so he can do his famous blank stare at it for 10 minutes while he talks. Before he starts coughing his guts out as a cue for them to get him the hell out of dodge.

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Shitposter69 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even the sign language lady wasn't doing anything because it was just nonsense

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fickelbra 1 point ago +1 / -0

This! I was curious if anyone knows sign language and what she stopped signing at? Was that a delay thing or was she genuinely confused like normal people?

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spezisthedevil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy shit. If you are actually voting for this stupid fucking senile criminal instead of the god emperor, you are are so fucking we-tall-did it's amazing. Like seriously, what in the actual fuck, you stupid fucking idiot? Seriously?

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're going to save sooooooo much by defunding the police that the rest will just work out.

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BetsyFreedom85 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whatcha know Joe?

“Eh, um.... the kids used to crawl in my lap—“

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Joyly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow...

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CatsGoWoof 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is just sad. Biden has no place potentially serving as commander in chief.

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, I think if there were going to be adrenochrome supply issues due to covid they would have planed ahead.

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thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw a sign today on someone's lawn that said, "Anyone but Trump 2020".

I can't imagine what would possess someone to put this up. On one hand, they despise Trump. On the other, they don't fully support Biden because they know he is a joke. So they go the neutral route, hold their nose while they vote for Biden because in their mind, Trump is so bad, that an incompetent dementia ridden fool is the better choice.

And they wonder why normal people laugh at them.

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zippdoodaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

The motherfucker has been at home for the past 3 months. The fuck has he been doing!?

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's making this way too easy

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MAGA_____bitches 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look black, you layin on that curb stopped me from saying stuff.

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is awesome. I now have the perfect excuse for not doing shit at home or at work:

“Well I would have done it if that um...George hadn’t been held up against that curb”

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Thehumancentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahah I didn’t know what he was talking about until the second watch

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poliphilosophy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old man Joe WAS going to watch the whole clip, but you know man, it's like 10 mins long, he fell asleep while George was still up on the wall. You gotta cut the man some slack.

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Analmanlebron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even the sign language interpreter gave up

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me-no-likely 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha the sign language interpreter had to stop and couldn’t translate his rambling! 🤣😂

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lerm4comptroller 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a man known for his reasoned and wise judgement. Surely, this will energize the Democrats...

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they hung a black drape, added some flags and teleprompters, and we're supposed to believe that he is addressing an audience?

Are liberals really that dumb? (Don't answer that, lol)

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MedPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

"George had not been held up against that curb." What kind of glue has Biden been sniffing?

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redditisdumb96 2 points ago +2 / -0

is he dying?

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SurfandTurf [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the sticky, mods. I should proofread my thread titles next time.

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RussianLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait... Floyd wasn’t held down near any curb...

CORNPOP! NOOO! WHAT DID YOU DO, JOE?!

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CMDRConanAAnderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

There he goes again, it's Hidin' Biden!

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Kekistani_National 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he just say that he'll be introducing Floyd very quickly near the end of that clip? Is Biden going to fake his death so it'll be more acceptable to replace his old pedophilia-loving ass with another puppet right after the convention? That's what it sounded like to me

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel sad for the man and angry at the people who are putting him out there. This really is elder abuse and it is appalling. New low for the Dems...who knew it was possible?

Trumpamania may run so wild that DT45 will win 51 states. They´ll have to create a new one to contain the big dick energy!

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Supersaiyanbroly737 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excuses. Weak ass excuses.

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SDhiker 2 points ago +2 / -0

So basically if Biden wins then he'll resign after his first year so he can "focus on his health" and then his affirmative action action VP will be the new President. Yeah, that's terrifying.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

The sign language lady is like "What the fuck did this asshole just say?, I don't have hand symbols for that stupid shit" :/ She later went on to sign, "MAGA Forever!"