HEY SLICK-- that's an authentic duck mask and scarf from Antartic-- I mean Africa, what do you know about THAT, JACK? So look folks, and well frankly, LOOK BLACK-- if you ain't looting, then you ain't black!
So here's the deal, THREE things, alright-- NUMBER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY FAT-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher. Tougher, that's just.. it's like I ask folks, I say why-why-why-why-why . you're getting nervous man!
Number TWO-- put your record player on and listen to.. the thing, you know.. and.. number FOU-- number, I mean FIVE-- gun rights are NOT your rights man, PERIOD-- me and my good friend Barack America worked hard on this and Corn Pop was a bad dude but he helped out too.
So look, President Trump likes to talk about the economy, but here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna bring back a three letter word, JOBS! J-O-B-S, JOBS! And we're gonna refund the polic-- I mean DEFUND, c'mon man, gimmie a break. We're gonna use those dubloons and fund that ANTIMA thing, you know.. I think it stands for anti-malarkey.
The kids will thank you for it, they love the cockroaches and used to play with my leg hairs when they'd sit on my lap, it was like I was Sandy Claws at Christmas, the blonde leg hai-- my times up. It reminds me of when Hunter worked for Burisma and he bough-- no wait, no, that didn't happen. I got the facts wrong. Wait why am I stopping? Come on man, and if you don't like it, go vote for the other Biden.
Canadian Geese in background Ignore those.. the squirrels there, they bark loudly this time of year. So look, alright, we are going to defeat Joe Biden this November! FINALLY, NUMBER TWO, this will NOT be the year of Jo- I mean Donal-- JOE BIDEN, WE WILL DO IT! C'MON MAN! I don't work for you, got it JACK? My times up. PERIOD. And if you do like it, go to Joe 30330 and send a fax to see my 1-point plan to defeat Donald Trump. Yes sir. PERIOD. PERIOD!
HEY SLICK-- that's an authentic duck mask and scarf from Antartic-- I mean Africa, what do you know about THAT, JACK? So look folks, and well frankly, LOOK BLACK-- if you ain't looting, then you ain't black!
So here's the deal, THREE things, alright-- NUMBER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY FAT-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher. Tougher, that's just.. it's like I ask folks, I say why-why-why-why-why . you're getting nervous man!
Number TWO-- put your record player on and listen to.. the thing, you know.. and.. number FOU-- number, I mean FIVE-- gun rights are NOT your rights man, PERIOD-- me and my good friend Barack America worked hard on this and Corn Pop was a bad dude but he helped out too.
So look, President Trump likes to talk about the economy, but here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna bring back a three letter word, JOBS! J-O-B-S, JOBS! And we're gonna refund the polic-- I mean DEFUND, c'mon man, gimmie a break. We're gonna use those dubloons and fund that ANTIMA thing, you know.. I think it stands for anti-malarkey.
The kids will thank you for it, they love the cockroaches and used to play with my leg hairs when they'd sit on my lap, it was like I was Sandy Claws at Christmas, the blonde leg hai-- my times up. It reminds me of when Hunter worked for Burisma and he bough-- no wait, no, that didn't happen. I got the facts wrong. Wait why am I stopping? Come on man, and if you don't like it, go vote for the other Biden.
Canadian Geese in background Ignore those.. the squirrels there, they bark loudly this time of year. So look, alright, we are going to defeat Joe Biden this November! FINALLY, NUMBER TWO, this will NOT be the year of Jo- I mean Donal-- JOE BIDEN, WE WILL DO IT! C'MON MAN! I don't work for you, got it JACK? My times up. PERIOD. And if you do like it, go to Joe 30330 and send a fax to see my 1-point plan to defeat Donald Trump. Yes sir. PERIOD. PERIOD!