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SwampMonsterJesus 62 points ago +62 / -0

Where do I sign up? I've got Photoshop, Vegas, Da Vinci, and a heart full of KAG. And some beers and whiskey.

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Kekistani 39 points ago +40 / -1

Pede, you're probably not autistic enough to be a meme baker. That's ok. Collect your memeunition and send them flying at the Commies on Twitter, Reddit, and other socialist media platforms.

Thank you for your service!

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SwampMonsterJesus 25 points ago +25 / -0

Sir, yes, sir!

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Spezsucksballs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we get something like this but with Trump? I sadly lack the skills to make it happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peENaeozIXk

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Snipthetipandsip [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean... I just find cool pictures online and put words on them. Some hit some miss. I don't do it for glory or for fame. I do it for the older pedes who need some spice to wake up their friends.

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Seventeen_70_sickkkk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same. Where am I posting memes if I have em?

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AlphaNathan 32 points ago +32 / -0

“If someone has a keyboard and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own keyboard.” ― The Dalai Lama

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IncredibleMrE1 28 points ago +28 / -0

Reporting for duty. DEUS VULT!

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Food4thought 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liberate Kekistan!

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Kekistani 4 points ago +4 / -0

Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home!

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badoingle 25 points ago +25 / -0

When we win, remember; they want you dead and they want to rape, brainwash and enslave your children. And they think it's funny.

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Haitianbychoice360 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dang. I could barely get through this.

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. I am familiar with Caillou. I couldn't take it anymore with all the screaming. I will go back and listen. Wow.

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ladypede_killer 25 points ago +25 / -0

HIS NAME WAS HANASSHOLESOLO

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

F

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BASED_CA_GOD 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m in. Meme War I vet reporting for duty.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

So look folks, and well frankly, LOOK BLACK-- if you ain't looting, then you ain't black! So here's the deal-- NUMBER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY FAT-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher. Tougher, that's just.. it's like I ask folks, I say why-why-why-why-why . you're getting nervous man!

Number TWO-- put your record player on and listen to.. the thing, you know.. and.. number FOU-- number, I mean FIVE-- gun rights are NOT your rights man, PERIOD-- me and my good friend Barack America worked hard on this and Corn Pop was a bad dude but he helped out too.

So look, President Trump likes to talk about the economy, but here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna bring back a three letter word, JOBS! J-O-B-S, JOBS! And we're gonna refund the polic-- I mean DEFUND, c'mon man, gimmie a break. We're gonna use those dubloons and fund that ANTIMA thing, you know.. I think it stands for anti-malarkey.

The kids will thank you for it, they love the cockroaches and used to play with my leg hairs when they'd sit on my lap, it was like I was Sandy Claws at Christmas, the blonde leg hai-- my times up. It reminds me of when Hunter worked for Burisma and he bough-- no wait, no, that didn't happen. I got the facts wrong. Wait why am I stopping? Come on man, and if you don't like it, go vote for the other Biden.

Canadian Geese in background Ignore those.. the squirrels there, they bark loudly this time of year. So look, alright, we are going to defeat Joe Biden this November! FINALLY, NUMBER TWO, this will NOT be the year of Jo- I mean Donal-- JOE BIDEN, WE WILL DO IT! C'MON MAN! I don't work for you, got it JACK? My times up. PERIOD. And if you do like it, go to Joe 30330 and send a fax to see my 1-point plan to defeat Donald Trump. Yes sir. PERIOD. PERIOD!

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

A work of art

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bubadmt 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's LYIN' TED! He picks up the bible and he LIES! 👌

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DietCoke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once more into the fray, Into the last good fight I’ll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.

DON'T HOLD BACK BOYS! HIGH ENERGY!!!

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dougEfresh99 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are they accepting waivers for huge pp's?

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Criostoir 6 points ago +6 / -0

Load the meme cannons!

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ChadManspread 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the second meme war started the day Trump was elected.

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Grilledpepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm in pedes! I don't have the artistic ability as some of you but if one of my corny jokes on here actually lands I'd be honored if it got turned into a meme. Anything I can do to help the Kekistani cause.

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Wiseguy235 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sleeper Agent calling in.

Reactivation confirmed. Operator active.

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GeorgeOhwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

I TOLD YOU TRUMP HAD AN ARMY!!!!!! (cries in unhinged tic tok girl)

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WestPalm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keyboard warriors rise up

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ZionHalcyon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can I suggest the Memers Battle Plans include memeing ANTIFA into oblivion?

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LegalKekistani 4 points ago +4 / -0

Legal Kekistani reporting for duty SIR

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Analmanlebron 4 points ago +4 / -0
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LH4AU 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am verklempt.

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phlashmanusa1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do I sign up....(Whoa..Deja Vu...)

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spadamaz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought this was #3??

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TheDonaldVET1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been on ACTIVE DUTY since 2016!

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OldHickorysFlintlock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man the meme cannons! Hold your fire till you see the bloodshot whites of xirs eyes!!

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rinkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The war never ended! It’s been ongoing since at least 2015. Many have fallen for the memes. NEVER FORGET!

SHADILAY!

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NoTieAccountant 3 points ago +3 / -0

NoTieAccount reporting for duty Sir!

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RandomBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That military patch though.

I see what you did there ;)

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shitlord division checking in, Sir! We’re ready to give those normies Hell, Sir!

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Data_bank 2 points ago +2 / -0

BONESAW IS REAAAAAAADY

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gummibarenaked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, I'm late.
I woke up with a bit of a frog in my throat.

https://imgur.com/a/LQkGcJ9

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Snipthetipandsip [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first step is using premade popular templets that are already hosted with your own text twist on it. The next step is finding your own images that inspire your message.

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

This is the site i use. You can click advanced options close to the bottom to drag and resize your text. The text options have a means to include more text boxes, and at the top of your templet you have an option to split images (so you can do 2 images side by side or top to bottom) and even add overlayed images to make them even spicier. Hope this helps!

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Snipthetipandsip [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is an option "upload your own image" which is how i create my own templets with pics i find online. No worries. The more pedes we have creating ammo the closer we are to victory! God speed meme warrior!

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NixonsDMTdealer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes

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MichaelDenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

uh oh . . .

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Memetic Engineer class of 2016 reporting in!!

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

...second? It's Meme War 3 already.

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COCOMOJOE 2 points ago +2 / -0

second? I never know the first one ended!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meme wars. Meme wars never change.

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catfoodsoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a "popular art" illustrator, basically cartoons and comic-style stuff, but I can also push towards realistic, and do simple graphic design as well. I have no current work commitments right now, so I want to offer my services as well as I'm able. If it's something I can doodle real quick, let me know if you have ideas and I'll do what projects I can for for free. If it's a charity cause/fundraiser, say like sticker designs. T-shirts, etc, PM me and we can see if we can work something non-profit out. It has to be legitimate though, so I'll be vetting things closely.

I was trying to hide my power level on Instagram, sticking to occasional surface-level patriotic, Christian, and low-key trad value stuff and all that. But I've already vented multiple times over the years about random political issues and "tempered" my following a little, and besides I can also work under this alias and separate the streams if it means getting any extra foothold in this culture war.

Andrew Breitbart's quote, "politics is downstream from culture" is forever echoing in my head..... I try so hard to keep my head up alone, but at this point it's not enough.

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Snipthetipandsip [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good on you my man. Keep up the great work and always feel free to post your art here us pedes love a great artist. Look at the love Ben Garrison gets. Much love, and never stop drawing.

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catfoodsoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks so much fren. I have some ideas in the works, going to get some fresh stuff going and we'll see what comes of it all 👌

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DietCoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know what this means/refers to, and I like to keep it this way

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DefaultZero 1 point ago +5 / -4

Who chose this flag? It's the German military flag and uniform. Probably not the best to use when everyone calls us Nazis. I will admit that the Nazi uniforms, colors, and flag are really nice looking, which I think was designed by Hugo Boss? It's a shame that such nice looking stuff was co-opted for evil. All's I'm saying is I don't think this sends a good message.

Edit: alright, whatever.

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PhilipeNegro 4 points ago +4 / -0

The flag was here before you, and will be flying long after you are gone. These people want you and your family dead. Throw all Communists from helicopters - in Minecraft of course - as we attempt to solve this problem once again.

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sensible folks who don't believe that Nazis are currently at America's doorstep feel more comfortable joking about fascism.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

So I believe the flag is loosely based off of the Vinland flag, the flag of the hypothetical America that would have been if Scandinavia had been our primary founding ethnic group. The flag was made popular (maybe created by?) the completely underrated goth-metal band Type O Negative.

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Bendemova 1 point ago +1 / -0

The original kek design didn't have the clovers or kek lettering. more closely resembling random Nordic cross flags, which are still in use today. It wasn't until the left cried "muh Nazi" that meme warriors changed the layout to one that originated 1866, North German Confederation war flag

This final design was a fuck you to PC culture, lefty bullying tactics, cancel culture, and their over used buzzwords such as "racist and Nazi" etc etc

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DefaultZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what I wanted to know. Thank you.

Well, I hope it helps the cause and doesn't hinder it.

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Bendemova 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're unhinder-able

The lefts habit of labeling everything a racist or Nazi (including milk, OK hand gesture, Kanye West, and Math) ultimately resulted in those words losing any serious meaning. Due to their irrational unhinged behavior and tendency to reeeeeeeeeee at the sky, everything they say falls on the deaf ears of reasonable sane people. Effectively hindering their own cause.

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anon_user_0952783 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got an idea for a short 30 second video spot: "This is who we are" It would highlight the 'everyman' Trump supporter. Humanize the silent majority. Show clips of farmers, teachers, mothers, fathers, blacks, police, etc helping each other. Clips of unity and togetherness.

Then at the end, you have individual voices one at a time saying: "We are ____" (farmers, teachers, military, mothers, fathers, blacks, police, etc), then in unison, they all say together, "we love America and we support President Trump"

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RadMaxBTD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Long Live PEPE!

Hail Kekistan!

Man the keyboards! Trolls onward to Victory

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kentucky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sign Me Up!

Also https://www.photopea.com/ is free.

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lightfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pepeeee