Of all the takes this the one I agree with the least, that adventure-seeking hoe wants to be captured by Koppa every fucking time. Listen you don't get kidnapped by someone and then invite him to your pool party next week. Listen, Mario, that bitch a hoe, look at Luigi. Man, he got that shit down pat, no drama just turns up with his girl to your parties and has a good time, no drama no problem. Your princess IS another castle.

But honestly, I can understand wanting Koppa Mario wrecks his whole fucking business on the regular, but he cry about it? No, he just gets back to work and makes a whole new evil empire, man's a straight hustler.