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impera 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey someone stole my car!

Crisis staff: Calm down, don't overdo it, all that medical care you are going to need for your blood pressure should be going to those of lesser privilege you damn bigot! Consider the car to be reparations!

Actually dw about it, I just blew the head right off that thief so we good. A bit of blood and broken glass to clean off my car seats is fine, thanks for the help!

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worksofozymandias 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we have all pf those things now.

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DeplorableDingDong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, and CPS workers and trauma counselors, etc request police accompany them for their safety often. I was a social worker and had to request police escort for cases.

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OneTypoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll just keep relying on my collection of 9mm weapons. I know it's not a large and powerful caliber, but that just give me an excuse to use all the rounds.

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Bigger_igloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you hire extra coroners. Chicago PD was busy with riots and (even with whole department still existing) deadliest day in like 60 years.

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bit0101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, my car got stolen. Let me call Planned Parenthood. These people are retarded.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot Bill Clinton's #MidnightBasketball

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

His response, but with alternating upper and lowercase letters

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