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Fullarr 309 points ago +309 / -0

Lololol

Vegan meat substitutes, fruits, oats, and soy

Lololol

They are a meme without our help

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probablyacoincidence 121 points ago +121 / -0

Dammit I just came to post this same mockery, when truth is funnier than hyperbole

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probablyacoincidence 65 points ago +65 / -0

I say we just keep sending them soy everything

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AllTheWayTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

Send them those bags of gummy dicks and put fake THC labels on them

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or only send THC laced food (Indica) so they are stoned/asleep to resist when they line is breeched.

Or, circle the blocks with national guard, no one in or out, and shut off water and electricity. Lets have ourselves a siege. Pop flares all night- blast bieber and death metal. No peace, two can play at that game-and we have better toys

Or, since they have seceded- the use pf federal troops is now authorized.

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WhitePowerRanger 15 points ago +16 / -1

No way. You can send the THC laced stuff to me. I just had surgery so I’m useless anyways lol.

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Hckyhillbilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Send the THC stuff in, then park a Doritos delivery truck just outside of their autonomous zone.

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

people need to have bbq’s outside the barricades and feed the police

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Bernietookmylollipop 3 points ago +3 / -0

ACLU would she that it is cruel and unusual punishment.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah, laze it with speed and watch them commit ritual suicide the next day coz of depression

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Woodinleg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sugar free. Let the diarrhea begin.

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LacyLiberty 25 points ago +25 / -0

I notice she didn't say anything about nuts or flakes...

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chelthing 24 points ago +24 / -0

They've got plenty of those already

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horseface_aint_black 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dammit! They forgot to seize the means of production.

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horseface_aint_black 6 points ago +6 / -0

Real communists at least understood supply chains. These goons probably think toilets and grocery stores sre magic.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

they think food grows on the isles at walmart

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1776Trumps1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

He

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoops, I actually typed xhe, but autocorrect must have slipped in!

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Brownwaterboys 21 points ago +22 / -1

fuck that should drop off boxes of stuff and when they open it up its an exploding shit and confetti box ... and have some pepes memes on the bottom of the box so they can enjoy later

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blankets. Send them blankets just like Columbus supposedly did.

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WolfMaddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soys ass!!! They need more homeless

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xcvi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seattle police look sooooooo bad now.

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JiggsawCalrissian 9 points ago +9 / -0

This would legitimately be the funniest prank of the decade and we just started

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Operation Colon Blow

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think you will get charged with poisoning people

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was in that city, I'd actually do this. Show up with a bunch of burritos laced with laxative, and pass them around.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, you could just save a few dollars, taco-bell would be enough laxative by itself.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 27 points ago +28 / -1

Smoke em out. BBQ smoke that is.

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Brownwaterboys 10 points ago +10 / -0

should smoke em out with some teargas BBQ

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have some hickory flavored Tear Gas

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knightofday 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is genius and hilarious. They’d turn back to meat eaters after a few hours 🤣

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AllTheWayTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

They'd call it gastro-terrorism or some bullshit.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just got off the john. Man, the gastroterrorism that came out of my anus...

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GuacBowls 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is what happened in House of Cards. Union goons rustled up a bunch of "teachers" to protest who were really truck drivers. Main character brought over some fresh ribs and brisket and a keg and the protest broke up with the union leader shouting "No, don't take the food. We will feed you later!"

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Nikola_S1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lack of vitamin B12, which is naturally found only in animal products, causes personality changes: irritability, depression and others. Most vegans don't take enough supplements to prevent this. Vegetarians are not so insane, since they get enough B12 from milk.

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spooktember 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lack of consistent, quality protein, too. The brain literally starts to break down.

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johnlocke1689 16 points ago +16 / -0

Vegan diets have nearly 0 dietary cholesterol and saturated fats. Both cholesterol and saturated fats are building blocks to testosterone. The best way to get cholesterol and saturated fats are animal protein, animal fats, and dairy.

 

The soy they intake as a protein substitute also promotes estrogen. Besides the imbalance of testosterone and estrogen, the lack of saturated fats also causes an imbalance of other stress hormones like cortisol, and growth hormones. They are literally hormonally imbalanced because or their virtue signalling against meat.

 

Ever ate a nice steak, pork chop, cheeseburger after a hard week's worth of work to unwind your stress? Did it make you feel a bit better? There's some science to that. It's funny how the left touts science, but only cherry picks what only suits them.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another reason why vegans are militant...sounds like some religions I know too, that rhyme with Grislam.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Body stops producing enough testosterone due to no protein, and soy boosts estrogen production. This really fucks up the guts, since we are testosterone and suddenly they dont have it anymore, but they get a bunch of estrogen.

you dont need to be a doctor to realize that’s gonna fuck up peoples brain. its the reason why 99% of the vegan guys lookand behave the same, because they all have the same ‘medical condition’ caused by veganism

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LArnix 149 points ago +149 / -0

is this real life?

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bill_in_texas 97 points ago +99 / -2

Is this just fantasy?

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Fullarr 103 points ago +103 / -0

No escape from the Stasi

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Ophelia 84 points ago +84 / -0

Open your eyes

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ThePatriotGames2016 86 points ago +86 / -0

scream up to the sky and see...

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MakeWorldGreatAgain 61 points ago +61 / -0

Living in a fantasy..

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RespectMyNipples5 9 points ago +10 / -1

You're just a soy oy fag

Dressing up in tranny drag

Taking it up the muddy butt

Somewhere in Delaware

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RussianBot2 37 points ago +37 / -0

Everyone's poor now, we need all your sympathy...

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HeavyHebrew 61 points ago +61 / -0

the shoes always give it away. The crustpunk in 300 dollar Dr. Martens versus the homeless guys wearing KEDS with a loose sole.

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dookiebot 21 points ago +21 / -0

The non-homeless twerk in the middle the of street in protest. The homeless actually have problems.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

the homeless behave normal compared to them, so pretty easy

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Fullarr 87 points ago +87 / -0

Even the name "Capital Hill Autonomous Zone" sounds like a level in Sonic the Hedgehog

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Ophelia 53 points ago +53 / -0

Even worse: CHAZ

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45semiautosp 22 points ago +22 / -0

Very nice!!

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saltydom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Michael Michaels

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XxXusernameXxX 81 points ago +81 / -0

Soy products... lmao the memes write themselves. We need some common sense soy regulations/ restrictions in this country if this is the end result of excessive consumption of soy products.

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corneredbeast 18 points ago +18 / -0

Soy milk is a communist construct

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does that go?

Communists aren't people. They're property of the state.

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XxXusernameXxX 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was making a joke about their calls for increased "common sense" gun regulations. They want the government to take the things we love away, we do the same to them. No soy tendies for insurrectionists.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +4 / -1

At least you can feed soybeans to animals. They have little use in humans outside of that black sauce you put on rice.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't been out to a Chinese restaurant since. I do make some "Asian inspired" dishes at home and was known to shop at a local Asian grocery store. Funny side note: some of the food sold there, while Chinese in style, will say MADE IN USA WITH AMERICAN INGREDIENTS. Even the Chinese don't want to eat food from China.

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HeavyHebrew 59 points ago +60 / -1

Reading about their transleader being outted as abusive, rapey and a pedophile then watching him suicide bait for support was hilarious.

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silver_future 22 points ago +22 / -0

I missed all of this. What happened?

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IntrepidBurger 19 points ago +19 / -0

Holy fuck, I thought you were meme'ing at first. Turns out the Left are already a meme.

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IntrepidBurger 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm dying, holy fuck

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HeavyHebrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

We are reaching levels of hilarity not humanly possible

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Apersonofinterest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wut?

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Apersonofinterest 13 points ago +13 / -0

🤣 🤣 🤣 Did Xir follow through on the suicide? All I saw were Twitter links for sources. I love the Tweet about casting magic missiles at cops. Silly kids.

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upomit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe it didn't. The account is private now.

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kyle6969 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't imagine this person would just say that for attention.

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

That seems to be a thing with kids today. Victim culture bullshit. I have the sads, I’m going to kill myself. Someone please talk me out of it or Im totes gonna do it this time!

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KeepingAmericaGreat 46 points ago +46 / -0

Remember the "Pay what you wish" restaurant trend?

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Kyro5411 27 points ago +29 / -2

Or, "white people pay more" because muh racism?

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Bramble 10 points ago +10 / -0

I see your prices and raise you a lawsuit.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or “men pay more” which I thought was hilarious since most men think 2$ for a coffee is expensive, will just take that money to Walmart and buy a coffee machine and make their own damn coffee every morning. Not sure how charging 3 dollars was going to change that.

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's ma'am!

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

No lie. I was at a bar with a couple girls and bartender said ladies get half off drinks. I said I identified as one jokingly (fully expecting to pay full price.) bartender called me mam the rest of the night and my drinks were all half off.

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol I would do that myself, they still make a killing on drinks.

I'm surprised feminists didn't complain about that being sexist, or encouraging women to drink more because they can afford more drinks.

You can't win, they will find something to complain about.

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righttowolfarms 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, it works in very small, homogeneous, tribal societies.

The exact opposite of a big city.

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AnywayAnyhowAnywhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

"small, homogeneous, tribal societies" - where everyone isn't a lazy piece of shit and actually work for a living.

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

There was one, aside from obviously going out of business, in part from the obvious financial issues, it also struggled to remain clean when it was open.

It had health inspection issues because the staff consisted of paid homeless people who didn't seem to care to follow basic hygiene or cleaning practices. I remember at one point they tried begging the rich white public to work for free because the homeless people were making the place gross both as customers and employees.

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ThePatriotGames2016 42 points ago +42 / -0

it's like they need police or something

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Trump2024 27 points ago +28 / -1

Boy is it going to suck when they realize all the Mexicans they imported don't have any of those skills and are going to bleed them dry getting gibs.

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IntrepidBurger 15 points ago +15 / -0

Maybe they should start some sort of cultural revolution and force some people to do the farming! I don't see how the plan could fail!

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

So basically they need what they don't have: People with skills that are actually useful, and for those people to have a work ethic.

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probablyacoincidence 38 points ago +38 / -0

I think we need to start a movement. Them calling these people who heard the call of freedom and moved into the autonomous zone are not homeless, they are simply displaced refugees. It's very very phobic of them to mislabel these poor refugees and make such discriminatory statements singling out one group of people simply looking for a better life.

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Illuminaughtie 32 points ago +32 / -0

they'll shit themselves before they shoot themselves

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

This needs to get stickied. It’s just too damn funny.

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brimshae 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe they could hire some dog-faced pony soldiers to keep people in line.

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Choo-chooo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. These fuckers are lazy and retarded.

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Mexicola1976 26 points ago +26 / -0

So they're already reduced to begging. Lol.

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Weremoose 23 points ago +23 / -0

It protected its tweets lolol

"Abolish civilization! But also, please protect me from people being mean on the internet"

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh fuck that means its real LOL

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Choo-chooo 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is the funniest shit

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TampaMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bahahahahahah. Mommmmmmm the homeless people ate all of our food

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fazaman 19 points ago +19 / -0

This can't be real... Right? Its too perfect.

It's a shitpost... Right? Right?!

If I wanted to make fun of them, I couldn't write something better.

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bluedevilga 19 points ago +19 / -0

If I still lived in that part of the country, I'd bring a great big side of bacon.

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residue69 23 points ago +23 / -0

They'll eat it while telling you they're vegan.

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IntrepidBurger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone should get a group of people together just outside of the zone and start barbecuing delicious meats. Bring a giant fan for greater dispersal.

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freewillsetstruth 18 points ago +19 / -1

🤣😂

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Mexicola1976 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤡🌎

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MaxineWaters4Prez 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's been what, 16 hours?

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Womp_womp [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lol and word is thier glorious leader has already been me too'd and joined the 40%

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DonttrustChina 15 points ago +15 / -0

The only reason that Trump has not crushed this with military force is because he knows never to interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

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painfullylogical 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want him to hold off. Let them starve and when they finally passed out from exhaustion and lack of resources, cut off all the power and utilities. Then watch them scurry out like rats.

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Four_of_Seven 13 points ago +13 / -0

We're here to show we can do without capitalism and police...by the way can you capitalists donate to us also bring extra iphone chargers.

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45semiautosp 12 points ago +12 / -0

They need salt.

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7.62swinebuster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are dog shit brownies vegan?

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao do vegans not realize their fairytale diet isn't practical when they destroy society? You'll be eating cans of spam, bitch!

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Southern_Belle 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is actually pretty good.

Way to redpill the bluest of the blue.

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Apersonofinterest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please send more Beyond Tendies.

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123breadman 6 points ago +6 / -0

The bullshit they pull is that everyone collectively owns it. So they all vote democratically. These retardos assume that everyone will vote unanimously and that there will be no conflict.

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eatyourshitpeanuts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Soy airdrops? This is the gayest soon-to-be-failed revolution attempt ever.

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nickybops 11 points ago +11 / -0

KEK

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BaconIsNotHaram 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is socialism... I say we continue this experiment to show the nation how it would play itself out. Film it and make this a campaign ad

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Bad_nuggets69 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plot twist: they didn’t lose their food to the homeless.

My bet is they didn’t bring enough food, and are claiming they fed the homeless as a virtue signal to try and manipulate people to bring food... since they can’t afford it on their own.

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PepesCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

I seriously need to know if this is fake or not.

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CommietownUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stop LARPing and go get a job. Holy fuck! Bums.

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corneredbeast 8 points ago +8 / -0

Send them a pallet of soyanide milk

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Trumptastic88 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please tell me this is photoshopped

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BIG_TUNA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Homeless people are the original trolls, and not just bc they often live under bridges. Muh soy products!

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahahahahhahhahhahhhahhhahahhhahahhahahhahhahahahahhaha

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TLDC 7 points ago +7 / -0

if I lived in Seatlle I would roll up with my smoker and and cook up a brisket and pork shoulder right by the barricades.

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LiveFreeOrMeme01 7 points ago +7 / -0

What happens when the electricity and water get turned off for lack of payment?

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electricboogaloo 7 points ago +7 / -0

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iIndianaJones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bring that soy!

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monk_of_trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at my post history. I literally called this yesterday lol. It happened much quicker than I imagined though. Hilarious.

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the...?

They're not even lasting 24 hours? I thought it would be a week at least.

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spaceforce_maganaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHAHA IT'S A MINI VENEZUELA. In terms of both space and time. Like watching a really fucked up ant colony in a tank.