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Fullarr 309 points ago +309 / -0

Lololol

Vegan meat substitutes, fruits, oats, and soy

Lololol

They are a meme without our help

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probablyacoincidence 121 points ago +121 / -0

Dammit I just came to post this same mockery, when truth is funnier than hyperbole

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probablyacoincidence 65 points ago +65 / -0

I say we just keep sending them soy everything

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AllTheWayTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

Send them those bags of gummy dicks and put fake THC labels on them

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or only send THC laced food (Indica) so they are stoned/asleep to resist when they line is breeched.

Or, circle the blocks with national guard, no one in or out, and shut off water and electricity. Lets have ourselves a siege. Pop flares all night- blast bieber and death metal. No peace, two can play at that game-and we have better toys

Or, since they have seceded- the use pf federal troops is now authorized.

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Woodinleg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sugar free. Let the diarrhea begin.

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LacyLiberty 25 points ago +25 / -0

I notice she didn't say anything about nuts or flakes...

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chelthing 24 points ago +24 / -0

They've got plenty of those already

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horseface_aint_black 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dammit! They forgot to seize the means of production.

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1776Trumps1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

He

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Brownwaterboys 21 points ago +22 / -1

fuck that should drop off boxes of stuff and when they open it up its an exploding shit and confetti box ... and have some pepes memes on the bottom of the box so they can enjoy later

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blankets. Send them blankets just like Columbus supposedly did.

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WolfMaddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soys ass!!! They need more homeless

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xcvi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seattle police look sooooooo bad now.

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JiggsawCalrissian 9 points ago +9 / -0

This would legitimately be the funniest prank of the decade and we just started

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Operation Colon Blow

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think you will get charged with poisoning people

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was in that city, I'd actually do this. Show up with a bunch of burritos laced with laxative, and pass them around.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, you could just save a few dollars, taco-bell would be enough laxative by itself.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 27 points ago +28 / -1

Smoke em out. BBQ smoke that is.

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Brownwaterboys 10 points ago +10 / -0

should smoke em out with some teargas BBQ

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have some hickory flavored Tear Gas

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knightofday 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is genius and hilarious. They’d turn back to meat eaters after a few hours 🤣

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AllTheWayTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

They'd call it gastro-terrorism or some bullshit.

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GuacBowls 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is what happened in House of Cards. Union goons rustled up a bunch of "teachers" to protest who were really truck drivers. Main character brought over some fresh ribs and brisket and a keg and the protest broke up with the union leader shouting "No, don't take the food. We will feed you later!"

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Nikola_S1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lack of vitamin B12, which is naturally found only in animal products, causes personality changes: irritability, depression and others. Most vegans don't take enough supplements to prevent this. Vegetarians are not so insane, since they get enough B12 from milk.

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spooktember 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lack of consistent, quality protein, too. The brain literally starts to break down.

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johnlocke1689 16 points ago +16 / -0

Vegan diets have nearly 0 dietary cholesterol and saturated fats. Both cholesterol and saturated fats are building blocks to testosterone. The best way to get cholesterol and saturated fats are animal protein, animal fats, and dairy.

 

The soy they intake as a protein substitute also promotes estrogen. Besides the imbalance of testosterone and estrogen, the lack of saturated fats also causes an imbalance of other stress hormones like cortisol, and growth hormones. They are literally hormonally imbalanced because or their virtue signalling against meat.

 

Ever ate a nice steak, pork chop, cheeseburger after a hard week's worth of work to unwind your stress? Did it make you feel a bit better? There's some science to that. It's funny how the left touts science, but only cherry picks what only suits them.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another reason why vegans are militant...sounds like some religions I know too, that rhyme with Grislam.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Body stops producing enough testosterone due to no protein, and soy boosts estrogen production. This really fucks up the guts, since we are testosterone and suddenly they dont have it anymore, but they get a bunch of estrogen.

you dont need to be a doctor to realize that’s gonna fuck up peoples brain. its the reason why 99% of the vegan guys lookand behave the same, because they all have the same ‘medical condition’ caused by veganism

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