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probablyacoincidence 65 points ago +65 / -0

I say we just keep sending them soy everything

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AllTheWayTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

Send them those bags of gummy dicks and put fake THC labels on them

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or only send THC laced food (Indica) so they are stoned/asleep to resist when they line is breeched.

Or, circle the blocks with national guard, no one in or out, and shut off water and electricity. Lets have ourselves a siege. Pop flares all night- blast bieber and death metal. No peace, two can play at that game-and we have better toys

Or, since they have seceded- the use pf federal troops is now authorized.

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WhitePowerRanger 15 points ago +16 / -1

No way. You can send the THC laced stuff to me. I just had surgery so I’m useless anyways lol.

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Hckyhillbilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Send the THC stuff in, then park a Doritos delivery truck just outside of their autonomous zone.

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

people need to have bbq’s outside the barricades and feed the police

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Bernietookmylollipop 3 points ago +3 / -0

ACLU would she that it is cruel and unusual punishment.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah, laze it with speed and watch them commit ritual suicide the next day coz of depression

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Woodinleg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sugar free. Let the diarrhea begin.

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LacyLiberty 25 points ago +25 / -0

I notice she didn't say anything about nuts or flakes...

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chelthing 24 points ago +24 / -0

They've got plenty of those already

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horseface_aint_black 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dammit! They forgot to seize the means of production.

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horseface_aint_black 6 points ago +6 / -0

Real communists at least understood supply chains. These goons probably think toilets and grocery stores sre magic.

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1776Trumps1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

He

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoops, I actually typed xhe, but autocorrect must have slipped in!

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Brownwaterboys 21 points ago +22 / -1

fuck that should drop off boxes of stuff and when they open it up its an exploding shit and confetti box ... and have some pepes memes on the bottom of the box so they can enjoy later

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blankets. Send them blankets just like Columbus supposedly did.

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WolfMaddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soys ass!!! They need more homeless