And this is always the end result of communism. Sooner or later, you run out of other people's money and resources to redistribute. I have to say that I am shocked it got to this end point so quickly. Looks like they dont even teach sustainable communism in their indoctrination centers. Haha. Get fucked commies.
According to the AMA of someone who has been in there "daily", people are coming and going as they please. They're eating at local restaurants, going to work, and bringing stuff back. It seems more akin to some kids put a "nO AduLTs AlLoWeD" sign up, but are acting like nothing is different. They're letting anyone not in a police uniform in and letting anyone leave.
"Sustainable" communism means private ownership of farmland, as Mao Tse-Tung found out. i.e. communism doesn't work it leads to mass death when implemented. Only private ownership of property ended mass deaths associated with the "Great Leap Forward".
Just cut off welfare and unemployment checks and watch them all go back home to live with mommy and daddy. Hard to protest from the outter suburbs bro, especially when mom won't lend you bus fare.
So in the 60's thousands of so called communes sprung up intending to become liberal utopias. Every single one of them failed. Every single one, that is, that didn't morph into a capitalist ideal and become Starbucks.
This tweet cannot be real. It's so much concentrated leftist Derp in such a compact space, it must be fake. No human being could lack self-awareness to the degree necessary to write this tweet in an un-ironic fashion.
Unless you actually grow enough food to feed your family. In which case, Stalin kicks your doors in, rapes and murders your family, then steals your food anyway. Of course they won't be giving any of that food to your neighbors.
my cousin lives across the street from the new peoples republic. During normal times it wasnt uncommon for him to find pooh on his steps, needles in his bushes, and the random occasion when someone would try to see if his front door was unlocked. He said in the last 72 hours the decline in sanitation and overall calm has been precipitous.
The only way these people could have managed to take over and hold a small section of the city is with the blessing and support of the local governance in conjunction with the current situation. What a shit show.
Remember, kids, after several failed communist uprisings, the American government and financial institutions put their weight behind the Russian revolution. Thanks to the support of the US throughout the years, the Soviets were able to maintain control of Russia, until Ronald Reagan won and shut that down.
How can anyone make jokes about these people when they are so outrageous on their own? Makes me think about the Babylon Bee article about holding church as a protest, next thing we know there is a protest auto race where they get away with holding an event by all dressing up as protestors.
It reads like the homeless took the food.
Man, this CapHill nonsense is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
Yup that's what happened.
Eh, MAYBE tied with HWNDU seasons 1 and 2.
I JUST LAUGHED MYSELF UNDER MY DESK
EDIT - how do i stop laughing i cant even see muh tears....
And this is always the end result of communism. Sooner or later, you run out of other people's money and resources to redistribute. I have to say that I am shocked it got to this end point so quickly. Looks like they dont even teach sustainable communism in their indoctrination centers. Haha. Get fucked commies.
According to the AMA of someone who has been in there "daily", people are coming and going as they please. They're eating at local restaurants, going to work, and bringing stuff back. It seems more akin to some kids put a "nO AduLTs AlLoWeD" sign up, but are acting like nothing is different. They're letting anyone not in a police uniform in and letting anyone leave.
He painted a picture vastly different than what we've seen. How much of it is true is up to you, but it's here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h0g0uy/chaz_ama_i_will_answer_your_questions_about_the/
Weird he didn't mention the guy "Raz" who is basically policing the place and threatening to shoot people.
so funny. its like peewee herman the revolutionary
i used to live there, and I am NOT shocked in the slightest. Not even a little bit.
"Sustainable" communism means private ownership of farmland, as Mao Tse-Tung found out. i.e. communism doesn't work it leads to mass death when implemented. Only private ownership of property ended mass deaths associated with the "Great Leap Forward".
Vegan and soy products..... when you are a walking meme.
nah don't donate shit. Cut off internet connection in that area and watch these idiots come out like cockroaches.
Lock them in.
No, donate food but lace it with hard core laxatives
Considering how full of shit they all are this is probably the best idea
Just cut off welfare and unemployment checks and watch them all go back home to live with mommy and daddy. Hard to protest from the outter suburbs bro, especially when mom won't lend you bus fare.
Cutting off internet is easy and fast though! They won't last a few hours without internet.
Cut it all off.
All amenities.
All. No need to dope em or do anything harmful. Just Remove capitalism and all it creates from them.
Object lessons are the best lessons.
Nah, let them have the internet. Easier to track who is there for the future arrests. Cut the sewage however, let that shit build up
You make the mistake of assuming they're shitting in the toilets to begin with.
Why the fuck would you support communists?
Let's take them a steer, a lactating cow, and a bushel of wheat, let them figure it out. Should be fun to watch.
This week on discovery channel. "Which one will they try to milk?"
You'll be shocked by the answer.
LOL I'm sad to say I probably would not be shocked. These poster boys for bad judgement are beyond redemption.
I love how they're wishlist of food is all very Labor Intensive shit...
We need 600 orders of organic avocado toast. 300 soy lattes. 500 incredible burgers... can we get no pickles on mine?
ThIS tImE It wILl be D8FFerEnT!
👍👍👍
C'mon. This has got to be a spoof account. No one talks like this during a supposedly legit occupation and expects to get taken seriously.
She's a transgender abusive/suicidal lesbian leader. See earlier post linking to her.
I thought it was going to delete their account to become an hero.
I thought I was savvy in the ways of the intertubes......but I had to look that up.
Wow. That was dark.
So in the 60's thousands of so called communes sprung up intending to become liberal utopias. Every single one of them failed. Every single one, that is, that didn't morph into a capitalist ideal and become Starbucks.
Life comes at you fast...
Vegan meat and soy. Lmfaooooooooooooooo! Yeah these people are going to take over our suburbs. I think soros overplayed his hand a bit.
Oh, oh my God I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. These people don't deserve to exist.
(General-Secretary Unibrow asks for food aid for the besieged defenders of the Auto-Zone. 1942 Colorized)
"Come home, honey. We have plenty of oatmeal and Mommy misses you."
We should respond with what we just had for breakfast. Bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. Nom nom.
Bacon, eggs fried in the drppings, toast, and coffee
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! We should start a pool, pick the date/time they turn cannibal.
I bet they're not out of meth and fentanyl yet.
Pro tip..... when even the Homeless people are raiding your shiite your security achieves vacuum.
https://kekpe.pe/i/5ee0fc652d6f1.jpg
Gourmet Rioting?
Were is the Quinoa!
This is the funniest thing I've read today
Vegan meat substitutes, soy HAHAHAHA
This tweet cannot be real. It's so much concentrated leftist Derp in such a compact space, it must be fake. No human being could lack self-awareness to the degree necessary to write this tweet in an un-ironic fashion.
oh my sides lmao
low earth orbit achieved
CNN: "Drumph website declares blm protestors are not human beings"
Surprised they didn't request juice boxes & Goldfish.
And nap rugs.
Communism is an agrarian society. Start planting. You still have time before fall to get your root cellars filled.
Unless you actually grow enough food to feed your family. In which case, Stalin kicks your doors in, rapes and murders your family, then steals your food anyway. Of course they won't be giving any of that food to your neighbors.
Except for commie ones.
Hahahahahahaha
my cousin lives across the street from the new peoples republic. During normal times it wasnt uncommon for him to find pooh on his steps, needles in his bushes, and the random occasion when someone would try to see if his front door was unlocked. He said in the last 72 hours the decline in sanitation and overall calm has been precipitous.
oh, and his house is like a million dollars lmao.
has anyone suggested they try cannibalism?
If you eat a vegan it's technically vegan food.
For any foodies in the Auto-Zone: Protein from the sea > soylent green
The only way these people could have managed to take over and hold a small section of the city is with the blessing and support of the local governance in conjunction with the current situation. What a shit show.
hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahah
How do you pronounce “couç”?
I believe it is "cuck"
Remember, kids, after several failed communist uprisings, the American government and financial institutions put their weight behind the Russian revolution. Thanks to the support of the US throughout the years, the Soviets were able to maintain control of Russia, until Ronald Reagan won and shut that down.
Reagan is my second favorite non-Lincoln and non-founding-father president ever, second only to this website's titular man in charge.
Send ICE to their "borders" and if they cross then force them to go back to the hell of their own making.
SOY ALERT!!
Pleeze bring soy!
Holy shit.
Not quite.
This is a soy Alerta!
Of course.
Gotta have MEAT! Gotta have SPICE! OH YEAH!!!
Is that a shitpost? Vegan Meat? Soy?
Real.
How can anyone make jokes about these people when they are so outrageous on their own? Makes me think about the Babylon Bee article about holding church as a protest, next thing we know there is a protest auto race where they get away with holding an event by all dressing up as protestors.
Annnnd it’s tweets are protected
To be fair, they were already starving based on that diet alone
BBQ outside the grass eaters compound. Real meat only.
If they wanted to be autonomous they should have brought stockpiles of food and the means of production. Let them starve.
Reminds me of the Fyre festival or similar lefty utopian project that quickly became hell for them when they were left to their own devices
Stalin would be proud!
Let's just give them a year's worth of soy sauce that will keep them going.
I just want to point out this was not real communism.. /s (the mandatory reeducation and executions of undesirables had not started)
Mooomm I need a sandwich
It’s white privilege that they want to eat.