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deleted 81 points ago +82 / -1
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RiverFenix 39 points ago +39 / -0

"Escape from Seattle" starring Snake Plisskin as "Kurt Russell" severely infected with both TDS, and Covid, trying to escape the communist Autonomous Zone before the 24hr window is up.

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NoPrisners 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone please meme-ify this.

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johnsmithshitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also STDs because no doctors are left in the Autonomous Trump Derangement Zone to treat them and they didn't bring condoms

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MichelleObamasBulge 13 points ago +16 / -3

Why cede ground at all?

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kagnificent 8 points ago +10 / -2

Because we can film it, show the rest of the country what would happen if you let them run even a city block. Get endless laughs. I really don't see a downside.

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lmao 5 points ago +7 / -2

it's like a circus, you just let them play clown for a while, if they're still there in the winter, send in 1 person with a flamethrower

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johnsmithshitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or just check in some of Netanyahu's Sweat.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 2 points ago +4 / -2

This is an information war. We want people on our side. Our enemies are making the best possible self own they could. They are showing people what their society would look like if they were in complete control. Let them continue to do it.

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Choctaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

that is the right question.

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johnsmithshitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody's ceding anything. Anyone that thinks these people in the Autonomous Trump Derangement Zone are actually in control of anything needs their head examined.

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1st_Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

ThEy wIlL jUsT tUNnEl UnDeR iT oR cAtApUlT oVer BiGoT!

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. Add a tariff on all imports and exports. Allow free entry, but no free-exit, unless you're an unfortunate resident caught up in this.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Declare all blue states officially seceded from the union.

Trump wins unopposed landslide.

Invade and conquer blue states.

Reestablish them as territories that don't get to vote.