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eyerighteye 17 points ago +17 / -0

Brad's wife never would have supported communism.

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0
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LacyLiberty 10 points ago +10 / -0

I figured this would be a Babylon Bee headline. Close tho!

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ToValhalla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right? Whoever came up with it should submit their application.

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MagaMita 8 points ago +8 / -0

But seriously, do not fuck with them. They are serving alcohol now! Mimosas and consistently perfect breakfast. They let me in, I'm going. Old fuckers or not.

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momosinthedojo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Caucasian Cask

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RussianBot2 5 points ago +5 / -0

White Guys Cater!

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cracker Barrel has the best biscuits, and on Sundays their homestyle fried chicken is to die for!

And I’m 22.

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should demand Modelo change the name of the beer to "Black People Modelo"

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get your commie-pickin’ fingers off my biscuits, soyboys!!

CherCHUNK

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icecreamheadache 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy!

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