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SurfandTurf 88 points ago +88 / -0

How about fudgepacking?

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Konsaki 48 points ago +48 / -0

It's just been re-branded BLM.

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Kekintosh2020 23 points ago +24 / -1

Speaking of rebranding, he's the definition of a glowfag

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Grifter42 9 points ago +9 / -0

RIP TERRY DAVIS.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello fellow ni****s, which way to the illegal loot sale?

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pookiee68 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're a dog faced pony soldier!

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BIDENSACPADDICT 26 points ago +26 / -0

Michelle Obama's dick is pushing at 120%.

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Sirbigusdickus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Barry’s asshole is now a wormhole to another dimension.

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Weremoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

brb going to go poke out my mind's eye

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wormhole to 1984.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has to be otherwise he wouldn’t have his front teeth anymore.

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MichelesPenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you watching me? And damnit I came here to ask about fudgepacking. Great minds...

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Leakedgenderfluid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dammit beat me to it

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Eluetheria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aw man I came here to make that joke!

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bigleaguetrump 23 points ago +23 / -0

He must have learned from Kasich

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Kekintosh2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Small bites

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CisSiberianOrchestra 15 points ago +15 / -0

I still chuckle at the fact that Trump basically destroyed Kasich's presidential campaign by making fun of him for eating like an animal.

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Tardigrade 10 points ago +10 / -0

Was he also the guy who pulled the used teabag out of his suit or was that someone else?

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DatNewbChemist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump redefined the art of campaigning. He was naturally the figure that just said what he was thinking, he didn't run potential tweets or "clever verbal jabs" through focus groups, he just.... did it. Love him or hate him, he's an open book and what you see is what you get. Personally, I find that incredibly refreshing.

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Aluminoti 3 points ago +3 / -0

Practicing for his pillow

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +7 / -2

kasich gives no fucks when eating, that's for sure.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I 100% stand by my belief that the biggest threat to Trump from the left was Bloomberg. He wasn't extreme, he could pull in RINO votes, he appealed to moderates, he was the candidate that gave the left their best shot. And I'll never stop thinking it's hilarious that Bloomberg couldn't clinch the nomination because of a bunch of whiny entitled Dems that were demanding free shit from Sanders or Warren and were absolutely enraged at the thought of a moderate Dem that ran a successful business being their candidate. They completely shot themselves in the foot.

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123breadman 11 points ago +11 / -0
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Faintlight 6 points ago +6 / -0

I never saw him eating before so I checked and you're right. Jeez.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKxHPzUUwAAlWOE.jpg

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sorry but this picture suggests something much larger than a mere foot.

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1st_Covfefe 22 points ago +23 / -1

Imagine if your fettish was masturbating to pics of politicians eating.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies [S] 17 points ago +18 / -1

who needs a fetish?

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daniel1116 16 points ago +16 / -0

Love you guys.

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horseface_aint_black 7 points ago +8 / -1

Who needs imagination?

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

My fetish is having sex with hot women

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Tardigrade 10 points ago +10 / -0

When I was in 5th or 6th grade I did a book report on President Kennedy. One little detail I remember is this pic of him eating ice cream on a sailboat and the caption said he hated when pictures were taken of him eating, because it felt undignified.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 13 points ago +13 / -0

John Kasich has entered the chat.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think there's a Trump tweet about that too, if not I'll imagine it.

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AtariArtist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not if you're a woman with a banana.

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Grifter42 1 point ago +3 / -2

He's not dead. They snuck him out of prison, He was MOSSAD, so he's probably in Israel.

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Vino 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this is true, which I have an open mind about, wouldnt it greatly benefit Israel, surrounded by enemies, to get dirt on politicians who control the largest military super power in the world? I wouldnt blame Israel we elect scum, who they can get dirt on. We do it to other countries all the time.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

“IT’S BAMAMA!”

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

just when I thought the internet couldn't get weirder. well, here we are.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still have a picture of Michelle Bachman applying mustard to a corn dog somewhere

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Ninki333 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bacon is back on the menu boys.

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ChinaFlu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn, the secret plan to force everyone to Soy products is foiled... for now.

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just send in meat under beyond meat labeling.

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pookiee68 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was never off the menu round here, boys.

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solarsavior 7 points ago +8 / -1

Paid $20 per pound for smoked brisket. (but got a lot more than just a pound) Guy said that he hears that in July the price should fall.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 8 points ago +8 / -0

20 per pound????? I love smoking brisket but goddamn I just can't pull that trigger

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solarsavior 2 points ago +3 / -1

My statement might not have been clear. I received at least 1.5 pounds which was what I was aiming to get anyway. They knew it was expensive, but gave me a sizable portion.

I'm fortunate that money isn't a problem. Thus far wife and I have had stable jobs. Can't spend money on vacations right now...

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goodbeerbetterviews2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohhhh. I assumed you were paying for the raw brisket to smoke and was like...dear god even if you get a small 4 pound brisket you paid 80 dollars.

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solarsavior 2 points ago +3 / -1

I said "smoked brisket" to try to make it clear, but I understand. Message boards are as bad as e-mail when it comes to people not following.

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solarsavior 2 points ago +3 / -1

No. $20 for at least 1.5 lbs of cooked brisket.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, $20 should have got you 15.71 pounds british. You got robbed.

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Mexicola1976 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's absurd. It's cheaper at bar b q joints.

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MooCow1980 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of the first lessons of politics is never to be photographed eating.

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horseface_aint_black 5 points ago +5 / -0

If i was a fucking pol, id turn eating pics viral. I'd bite thtough the bones and suck out the marrow. Id make all the staffers order the offal, because you gotta try this.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then where the fuck is my $1.18/lb pork shoulder?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a Sam's Club guy, not Costco.

But both are competitive. I haven't smoked a brisket in months. Looks like ima make a trip tomorrow and get me some dat sweet beef . . .

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gonna need a couple packs of papers ..

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

$1.39 at a grocery store near me.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. That needs to get here soon. I gots to get my smoke on.

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chopz 5 points ago +5 / -0

nom nom nom PaCk iT iN

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Humongus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did someone advise him to eat pork chop on a stick like sucking a d**k?

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Donarudo_Taranpu 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's fair food, everything comes on a stick.

But yeah, Buttglug eats like he's getting his shit pushed back in.

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7.62swinebuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Might as well be "vag" on a stick with that face he's making.

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pookiee68 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bone-in ribeyes on the Old Smokey, coming up this weekend ..

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

good ole butt gag

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chipitin 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I thought we were all going to start and have to go into an all vegan diet!

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww man, does this mean no more weird off-brand chicken at the store?!? Winning.

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Threeper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spoiler alert: That "off-brand chicken" isn't really chicken.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gillum threw a party!

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cciv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. That $7/lb ground beef was getting annoying.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I "panic bought" ground beef a couple weeks ago. Saw what happened with the TP.

Forget how much it cost then, but I'm pretty sure it was less than $7/lb.

Whole chickens are still a good deal though, relatively speaking.

I like cooking it rotisserie style

https://youtu.be/13R0QciGtpg

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ContraWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy was such a phony, like one of those guys who joins the military for the bare minimum time just so that they can run for office later.

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Redditisfakenews 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don Lemon has entered the chat.

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cheesecakelove 2 points ago +2 / -0

This little fuck fell off the face of the earth

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quarantined in the Wine Cave

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +4 / -2

MY SIDES ARE GONE

BEST PIC EVAAAARRRRRRR

2nd time ive cried laughing this morning. Love this place.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

No lube face...

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saveMySpeech 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike in the house!

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RocketSurgeon22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Price is still high as fuck. It better go down.

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

To commemorate this, I'm having steak for dinner.

Straight up. No wine sauce or au poivre or any of that. Salt and pepper. Sear. Broil. Medium rare. EAT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. And also, screw animal rights.

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck. You would have to prompt me to make that face.

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DeeDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buttlick is pretending he's eating a bag of dicks!

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bandofbrothers2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

ALL HIS EATING PIC ARE FUCKING DEMON OUT OF CONTROL...WTF EATS LIKE THAT???

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Varangian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Porterhouse $8.99/lb.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the face an animal makes.

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forgotallapolis 1 point ago +1 / -0

This makes me chuckle.

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RussianBot2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a butt-gig guy?

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CryinJohnny 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is such a disgusting picture

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t use your teeth Pete! Didn’t your husband teach you anything?

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GrizWallerOGV 1 point ago +1 / -0

What word do we have about the fudge factory?

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, we know he packs meat, honey! I just don’t want to think about it!!

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

He likes eating meat....

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disgusting eater and cock sucker.

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's just thinking about that boyfriend who scorned him...

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

RIP Pork Chop

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DarkMemeDuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never should have been under 100%