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BIDENSACPADDICT 26 points ago +26 / -0

Michelle Obama's dick is pushing at 120%.

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Sirbigusdickus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Barry’s asshole is now a wormhole to another dimension.

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Weremoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

brb going to go poke out my mind's eye

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wormhole to 1984.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has to be otherwise he wouldn’t have his front teeth anymore.

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MichelesPenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you watching me? And damnit I came here to ask about fudgepacking. Great minds...