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neverreddit 335 points ago +336 / -1

My sentiment exactly.

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Grifter42 70 points ago +70 / -0

HONK HONK!

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PhilipeNegro 30 points ago +30 / -0

Honk Honkler, brother

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b9k9 88 points ago +92 / -4

Does it matter? Parody can oftentimes be just as accurate as the truth. And what is the truth? The truth is, we live in a competitive winner-take-all society.

For winners - those with intelligence, ability, ambition & discipline - aka "white privilege" - it makes sense to advocate and support the current system. After all, it provides surplus material benefits for those who possess the proper set of mental/physical tools.

But what about the losers? From they day they are born, they are hosed - and by the time they are pre-teens - they know their destiny is essentially set. And please, lurkers, this isn't an attack on blacks. Rather, there are 10s (100s?) of millions of dysfunctional, defective, maladapted whites (of either sex) who will only experience rejection and disappointment throughout their sorry lives.

So, is it any wonder this misfit collective wishes and fights to end a system of which they have no hope of playing, much less winning? Please note this isn't an excuse for their behavior, nor even a rationale to debase oneself in attempted absolution.

Rather, it's a warning to those who wish to continue winning that the enemy is forming ranks. If you want to continue enjoying the bequest of previous generations' spoils of war (especially the dollar reserve system since WWII), then prepare to defend what you have.

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DrCowboyPresident 45 points ago +46 / -1

Very correct. We have to stop thinking that convincing these people is how we win. They don't win in a meritocracy and they know it! The left is a coalition of the losers in a civil society.

Deal with it accordingly.

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BestTimeToBAlive 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes. This is exactly why lazy ppl want socialism.

Muh... life’s unfair.

What’s fair then? Busting your ass day in & day out to have the gov’t take your hard earned money? Or watching “diversity” trump skill and hard work?

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Free-Ninety-Nine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you for this post. Saved!

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roflcopt0rz_returns 5 points ago +5 / -0

Under capitalism, there are clear winners and losers, even if the losers have a better lifestyle than they would under communism.

Under communism, the losers will have a few years of utopia as they fleece the winners of all their money, and then once the money runs out everyone dies.

To the communists, they cannot see what happens once the money runs out, they unironically think money is infinite, they only see the early utopia.

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CEO_of_Muslims 4 points ago +5 / -1

For more on this, look up the podcast episodes on gene wars by Stefan Molyneux

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ShitComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said Mr Benign Canine, and excellent use of Hosed, straight outta Strange brew, eh.

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IAbsolutelyDare 269 points ago +269 / -0

I want to say it's a Chan hoax, but I also want to say the last three months were a Chan hoax, so what the hell do I know?

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CyberSecGuy 89 points ago +89 / -0

It's like I woke up one day and someone let The Onion be in charge of the world. As soon as I see something that I think absolutely has to be parody, nope. It is in fact 100% real.

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William_Wallace 24 points ago +26 / -2

I'm at a total fucking loss. What the actual fuck.

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Blackknivesmatter 9 points ago +13 / -4

It's fake and gay, don't listen to idiots

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William_Wallace 10 points ago +10 / -0

I realized that a little after. The problem is, I had to look to find out.

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's no stranger than everything else that's happening.

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ShitComment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lolz on the username.

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deagesntwizzles 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Crime riddled neighborhood votes to de-fund police for their residents safety" is super Onion.

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

The onion is basically just leftist nostradamus

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minotaurbeach 61 points ago +61 / -0

The democratic leaders going full rachel madcow and calling to de- fund the police this week, not a hoax.

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Pepehands 41 points ago +41 / -0

Nadler proposed a nationalizing of police aka brownshirts. This is their Marxist revolution.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 23 points ago +23 / -0

But you’re supposedly the Nazi Fascist.

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FergieJR 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah because national police would be so much better lol wtf

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tombombadil 31 points ago +31 / -0

This is highly illegal so it is definitely a hoax. Honestly, it's the most powerful hoax I have seen since "It's okay to be white". We need to do this for every SJW company. Get their leftist fan base all excited then watch as the company is forced to come out and denounce the statement so that they don't get in legal trouble.

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Please_Clap 85 points ago +86 / -1

Shitpost of for realzies?

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ProudWhiteMan 63 points ago +64 / -1

Shit post apple doesn't want their stores sacked by protesters much less by employees.

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CousinEddie 42 points ago +43 / -1

“Sir, are there any sales people who don’t have a mouthful of marbles? I can’t understand a word they’re saying”

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Grifter42 16 points ago +16 / -0

BIX NOOD.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 41 points ago +42 / -1

No shit... wait a sec:

Nope - Apple is (amazingly) one of the few corps who doesn't have a BLM statement on their website: https://www.apple.com/us/search/black-lives-matter?src=globalnav

They slobber over the Pox, but not BLM... ain't that just curious.

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pede31337 28 points ago +28 / -0

If you have a mac and open up the app store it's entirely a BLM deal.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 26 points ago +26 / -0

'fraid I haven't done that in awhile. Instead of the App Store, I have apt-get. shrug

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Junkevil 13 points ago +13 / -0

A man of culture I see.

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Troll 10 points ago +10 / -0

Men of culture use dnf, zypper, or pacman.

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FaddyMcSaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nerds

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iwasbuiltforcomfort 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real men only use Portage. They emerge there packages and source compile.

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rhohan 2 points ago +2 / -0

zypper? did you just swear at me?

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Delicious Yum.

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MobileDev4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

You should probably just use apt it's four less characters and does most of the same things.

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peterstrzoked 5 points ago +5 / -0

And has colors

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dizzle_izzle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ubantu or Kali?

Or mint?

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean you really aren't meant to actually use Kali as a general purpose OS.

You use it as a tool. Hence why you really aren't meant to install bs programs in it outside of the pentesting suite it comes with.

I run Ubuntu on my pentesting machine with a few Kali live usb drives that I keep in my bag/pocket. One day I have a feeling that I'm going to have to answer for why I carry around a sticker covered Lenovo P1 with 8TB worth of NVMe drives in it, 64GB memory and an Alfa wireless card along with a fuckton of USB drives and a wifi pineapple. Pretty sure I can just show my work badge and proof of my OSCP credentials (fuck that exam) to get me out of anything, but still... people don't understand tech and will scream,

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO HES THAT HACKER NAMED 4CHINS!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, passed the OSCP myself. 48 hours of agony and greatness (counting the report).

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like something the hacker 4 chan would say....

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the_archivist 1 point ago +1 / -0

How would people know what type of ssd's you have if they don't have root access to your system?

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mint these days because I'm lazy, and Kali on the Raspberry Pis (again, lazy), but I'd only shifted to Debian-based distros about 5 years ago. Was strictly yum (and before that up2date/rpm, and before that YaST, and before that...) all the way back to when I shifted to RedHat off of the Yggdrasil distro back in 1997-ish. Brief period of flirtation with Gentoo in the interim.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

" I shifted to RedHat off of the Yggdrasil distro back in 1997-ish. Brief period of flirtation with Gentoo in the interim."

Ok now I know your making up words. Sounds like a fucking lord of the rings monologue

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TrustTornado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mint here, very good, reliable, easy to use...

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

Usually Mint, but I parked Kali on the Raspberry Pis (because when the Pi 4 first came out, Kali was the first (actual/Non-Pi) Linux distro to be friendly with it.)

I stole the username from my first unit in the USAF (388th TFW)

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daveywavey86 2 points ago +2 / -0

you dont actually have to type "apt-get", just use "apt" (i.e. sudo apt install vlc)

quicker, and you get info on its progress and how much longer, plus a pretty progress bar ;)

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CousinEddie 11 points ago +11 / -0

Their music app went from being quality recommendations to pure dogshit rap and woke.

You can listen to nothing but metal and 80’s pop and you’re still bombared with thug garbage at every turn.

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fingerofkek 1 point ago +1 / -0

It eventually learns. But you have to choose the fuck this shit button hidden at the bottom for each song.

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faucipolice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah so it's after you already sunk your money into it.

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

On mine I see 25 product suggestions and 2 are BLM-related, one very loosely so.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats, an AI decided you were racist.. how does that make you feel, bigot?

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol never considered that. My stream consists of Magic Sword, Le Matos and Tycho (all mostly instrumental) and I'm not a racist, so clearly they're throwing crap at the wall to see what sticks.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +15 / -3

Blacks aren't big Apple customers .. they still have their 0bama phones.

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tombombadil 9 points ago +9 / -0

They have rare based moments. Like when the FBI demanded that they create a backdoor so they could get into criminal's iPhone's. They told the FBI to fuck off because it would mean that they would be able to get into every single iPhone. They also got a thing going with Rush Limbaugh. Plus you gotta admire their willingness to push boundaries and innovate.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 0 points ago +1 / -1

I agreed until the last sentence. Apple takes some of the safest routes design-wise and is one of the last tech companies to introduce recent, useful features into their flagship devices. They remove features for seemingly no reason other than the fact that they can. The last time I can remember them being an industry leader with a cutting-edge feature was force-touch, which went unused and was removed.

t. Someone who uses an iPhone daily.

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Hckyhillbilly 6 points ago +6 / -0

I received a virtue signaling email from Kroger, and used my iPhone to give my comments, which I can’t believe they solicited. I tried to talk about unarmed white Americans who had been killed by police. As soon as I typed unarmed, it popped up the word black as the most likely next word. I typed the entire word white, and it still never came up as an option. Oh, and it’s not a situation where it goes on my history. I’ve never typed the words unarmed and black in succession in any text or email. Btw, it did it three times during this comment.

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DarkMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They just have applie music do it: https://archive.is/cj97E

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Fordheartskav 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just opened it up and it's ONLY blm stuff hahaha! Maybe different home page for different areas?If so, I'm moving to your state

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MAGAlikethis -1 points ago +7 / -8

Use your brain.

We don't need authentication tags on every post like facebook does to every news article. Let's be the group who doesn't fall to propaganda and doesn't rely on sources to verify themselves. Again, use your brain.

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WhitePowerRanger 42 points ago +42 / -0

“Looters go ahead and fill out this W2 and show up next Monday for work. Even though you just stole everything we had for sale”

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minotaurbeach 12 points ago +13 / -1

Be sure to use the phone you stole when you come to work, because when you ask for a raise- we can threaten you with losing your job, and force you to go back to work for the same meager pay with a now-outdated phone, made in China that is designed to last less than 2 years.

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muslimporn 37 points ago +39 / -2

Probably not as it's illegal.

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IAbsolutelyDare 73 points ago +73 / -0

So is looting last I checked.

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zoober_floober 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looting?!

That's called JWD (Justifiable Wealth Redistribution)

It barely makes a dent, of course, but will be the means of choice until the 25 trillion dollar Reparations Act is passed.

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muslimporn 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's the kind of illegal you can't just disappear from and it's such a blatant crime that Apple can hires all the lawyers it wants it's unwinnable.

On the other end of the field if this were real you have legions of lawyers that will defend people for free, even have TV ads asking if you're white and ever thought of working for Apple.

Apple has a huge coin purse, billions it's a big cow to milk and if it just upfront breaks the law like that people are going to want to cash in.

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Harambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ever heard of Affirmative Action?

Being racist is OK as long as your targeting white people

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muslimporn 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's a problem but I don't believe this would fall under that.

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WiseDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably won't keep people from trying: https://thedonald.win/p/Fz6VSt9T/

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Find someone poor and with ill health that's white. Have them go there then when they don't offer free health care pay the legal fees to sue them.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 64 points ago +64 / -0

They'll need housing. But the lefty Hollywood crowd has plenty of room, by the looks of their lock down videos. So, no problem.

They can start at Ice Tea's house .. Ice even has a bigass snowflake he'll share.

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ranman003 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trading Places!

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CT_MAGA 115 points ago +115 / -0

Is that real? Seriously? or is this a joke. I just moved my house so I've been out of the loop for a few weeks

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ActualRacer -6 points ago +3 / -9

bullshit. it's just trash.

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logic1010 6 points ago +7 / -1

You are way behind, to catch you up here are a list of items you missed. Democrats lost their fucking minds BLM lost their fucking minds Antifa had already lost there minds but rly threw a hissy fit People living in cities are starting to wake up.... Or lose their God damn minds

That's about it

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You moved or you literally moved your house? Must be one hell of a house.

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Redditisfakenews 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best house.

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CT_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just moved lol.

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Bramble 93 points ago +95 / -2

Lol the best parody is one you're not sure if it's real

fake, as it runs massively foul of civil rights law.

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Mint 38 points ago +38 / -0

The left: "Laws? What are those???"

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try4gain 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Its not illegal because I dont feel like its wrong"

  • some liberal, probably
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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don't want yo white mahfuckin' laws. We wants justice!!!!

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shadypollster 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not in the UK though. BAME would never fly.

And didnt starbucks say they would.hire refugees as a priority?

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thegeebeebee 2 points ago +5 / -3

So technically, it's racist

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

What law is that? Far as I’m aware there are only civil rights laws to help black people, not whites people.

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MaouRem 5 points ago +7 / -2

The old civil rights laws were designed race neutral, of course depending on the judge it may get reinterpreted to exclude whites so it's all just a coin toss on what the law says

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know. I’m just being a trolly molly cause that’s usually how it goes. Also affirmative action was written to solely exclude whites as well as other races

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MaouRem 0 points ago +2 / -2

Specifically said the old ones, being pro equal rights wasn't always about hating white people, it used to have meaning and a purpose

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure that’s an old one.

Yup. 1961

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ADAM_SCHITT 53 points ago +53 / -0

Is this real?

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JBPrickster 27 points ago +29 / -2

No.

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xBuckeyex 27 points ago +28 / -1

Needs a shitpost flair

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Joeret 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nowadays it really does.

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Econobombshell 35 points ago +36 / -1

4chaaaaaan!

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA 30 points ago +33 / -3

If this is a shitpost please put a shitpost tag.

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Poonjazzler1 25 points ago +27 / -2

Can’t tell if shitpost or real

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Toughsky_Shitsky 18 points ago +20 / -2

Well, there goes APPL profits .. right out the (crowbar-broken) window.

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thegeebeebee -2 points ago +1 / -3

Those stores are just advertising and customer support. Bet they get most of their profit from cell phone resellers, web & affiliate store sales and whole sale. But I haven't dug into their financials to confirm.

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Erikabodereka 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lol. At us trying to figure out if this is real.

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saveMySpeech 13 points ago +18 / -5

No way is this real. Mark it shitpost.

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malthrax 13 points ago +13 / -0

What about African-Americans from normal neighborhoods? Are they not BLACK ENOUGH for you?

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S1000HD 7 points ago +7 / -0

It ruins the photo op and street cred

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ranman003 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, You are racist too!

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DontDoxMeBro 12 points ago +12 / -0

[Checks for shitpost flair]

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malthrax 11 points ago +12 / -1

also, says the company who's phones are literally assembled by literal slaves in a literally Communist dictatorship.

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malthrax 7 points ago +7 / -0

literally.

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ranman003 1 point ago +1 / -0

totally

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shadypollster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Enjoy the increased shrink.

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

In this case it's illegal. Explicitly. Apple wouldn't be that stupid.

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Calico_fox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Specking of which I can't wait to see how Trey & Matt attempt to satires this nonsense, hopefully their leftist bosses don't try force them/the show to fully support their worldview.

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BillboDickens 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lawsuit time.

Edit: I guess it's a shitpost. Couldn't tell lol.

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FuckRioters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha, i hope this is real.

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Cloudy_mood 8 points ago +8 / -0

When I was a kid in the 80’s, I loved watching MTV because they were like little short films with awesome music. Even the cheap, crappy made videos were fantastic. Movies, I felt were in a Golden Age. Look at all the great entertainment we got just from the 80’s.

Growing up, I loved making people laugh and just putting on a show. I always wanted to be in those movies that had such a positive effect on me. I live in LA now, and it is completely bonkers. It looks like I’m barely going to be able to audition for anything, because companies are now not looking for white people. I’ve put in years of training and hardship to just to be told, “Sorry, man- you’re white.”

It’s a disgrace.

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we_won_the_war_jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good thing that’s not racist.

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Kiras 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have any personal stories you'd like to share?

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Libertysheimdall1 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is no longer possible to discern reality from satire.

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BumpForTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spread it. Keep pushing this and we will force their "woke" hand into collapse

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ippwndu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would have been funnier if it talked about replacing Chinese slave labor with black, inner city, slave labor.

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darkgwalchmei 5 points ago +5 / -0

The real concern is that most do not find this graphic so farfetched and unbelievable; that they have to question whether it is a shitpost or not. That is the reality we live in; that it would be totally within the realm of possibility for Apple to do this.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'd boycott 'em, but I've already been boycotting them my whole life.

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zippdoodaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just post a brown paper bag on the window with a sign reading: "If lighter than this bag, need not apply"

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 4 points ago +4 / -0

What’s the best non-google non-Apple phone?

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Mitzhatzmakoph 1 point ago +3 / -2

https://puri.sm/products/librem-5-usa/

This one is all US made. Linux, hardware killswitches etc.

There is also a non-US version.

US version is the most private and user controlled device.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks man!

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The_RedWolf 4 points ago +6 / -2

I can’t tell if it’s real or not

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you are having a hard time now imagine cucked liberal celebrities 🤔

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Hire."

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CT_MAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

Maybe this will get my wife to make the switch to Android?

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shadypollster 12 points ago +12 / -0

All the more reason to share it with liberal black celebs then 🤗

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +9 / -0

. . . and yet completely believable.

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zingo-spleen 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know the world is insane when you really can't tell if something is real or parody/satire. This actually would not surprise me at all.

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d4klutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is not real. I think that we need to really curb these fake posts.... Keep to the facts...Memes can be funny, but label them Memes... so we know it is a joke.

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raybiker73 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are gonna be some empty stores - bereft of both customers AND inventory.

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cgiles98 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point I can’t tell if this is real or fake!

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish that were true. Have the libs put their money where their mouth is. I'll continue enjoying my android phone.

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Jakefoy92 3 points ago +3 / -0

"....where's all the stock going?"

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SavingPrivateGrace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Customer Service Skills are important 👌

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Helmerj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Axe Siri

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Ez_mac 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought Apple was already fighting racism by employing Asian child slave labor?

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Crankyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't tell what is real anymore!!!!

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Ironball 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome........ But to truly repent for all of your dirty sins, how about the corporate board and directors and staff resign and be replaced by African-Americans from disadvantaged neighborhoods. That goes for facebook, twitter, reddit all of them. Put up or shut up.

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anon572759 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally can't tell which side of the overton window shit is on anymore. Cops bad? Fires, vandalism, and guns are good now? States rights are paramount? Keeping your mouth shut and your opinion to yourself is now equal to rape?

We are in China 1984 Edition and I'm getting reaaaaal tired of the left's bullshit.

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humped2424 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn I really thought this was real

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SnipedYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doubling down on "positive" discrimination is only going to lead to more people discriminating. We are living in absurdity.

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de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Apple really believed that black lives matter they would move their manufacturing plants to Minneapolis. I hear real estate values are down.

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Noire 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is honestly the best point to make about all these big brands trying to virtue signal. They could easily put their money where their mouth is but they won't.

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BIG_TUNA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like the hacker known as 4chan strikes again! This is great

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SwampDrainerLocal911 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhhhhhhhhhh hold up.