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Long_time_lurker 61 points ago +61 / -0

It's 5 months until the election. The Democrats are already at the point of armed insurrection against the government. Pretty sure they're planning Civil War 2 when they lose again at this rate.

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H_Guderian 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have a feeling they're either practicing or taking notes.

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Long_time_lurker 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd imagine this is the dress rehearsal. It's too far from the election.

They'll be in meltdown over something from about mid-October onwards. I don't necessarily know what, but believe it or not, I predicted they'd do something unknown to me to crash the stock markets several months before it happened.

I had no idea exactly what they'd do, but I did talk with my broker about that long before all this.

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ParticleCannon 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet they arkancide Biden since they've lost control of his dementia, then funnel delegates to some 11th hour nobody with no past to count against them

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johnsmithshitpost 3 points ago +3 / -0

We already know it's going to be Corona 2 - Electric Boogaloo mate

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NixonsDMTdealer 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should all be prepared for this to happen and plan for the future.

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SgtThoughtCrime2020 32 points ago +32 / -0

Goldmine of cringe!

https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h0h3oi/hi_this_is_so_cool_where_can_i_bring_food_by_what/

Many CHAZ members have dietary restrictions including deadly allergies, so please make sure all food is properly labeled and separated. Prefer food sourced from sustainable local farms especially if they employ farmers of color (FOC) and purchased either directly from farm or from a worthy CO-OP with strong community ties.>

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ThurstonHowell3rd 35 points ago +35 / -0

LOL, "Farmers of color".

You can't make this shit up.

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SgtThoughtCrime2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh damn- I missed that part altogether. In that Raz (whoever that is, and I really don't care), there's a back and forth of someone saying to get rid of him, and someone complaining that they're racist b/c Raz is apparently black, despite seemingly lacking qualifications to lead this LARP group.

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ColoradoTrumper45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they mean "red necks?" Cause that would be hilarious.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. These numbnuts total knowledge of farming in America was obtained from singing "E. I. E. I. O".

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NuclearDreams 25 points ago +25 / -0

When your revolution requires special dietary restrictions for their rations, it's probably not going to survive when any actual fighting breaks out.

Imagine being a Continental soldier in 1777 huddling in Valley Forge but refusing the gruel they offer you as your only sustenance because it's not "gluten free."

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johnsmithshitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I have Chron's disease and a cholostomy bag, bigot!"

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flashersenpai 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know there was always a small part of me that thought these people could put up a fight in a civil war. But holy shit lol

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SgtThoughtCrime2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kind of thinking if we just launched peanut butter bombs at them, it would wipe out more than half of these....well, whatever we call them.

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ColoradoTrumper45 10 points ago +10 / -0

You can get dehydrated peanut butter. That would sprinkle real nice from a drone.

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a peanut allergy myself and I think that's hilarious.

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johnsmithshitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

The jokes about them flinging their giant rubber dildos at us have been going around since at least 2012

Who ever thought they would seek to make them a reality

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thuggishruggishtrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL wtf? I can't believe this shit is actually real, how cute, they're like overgrown babies not realizing their asses are gonna get scooped up with the quickness if they keep this up.

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venserbringssexyback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Scatter, the pedes brought the deadly peanut butter!!

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 28 points ago +28 / -0

A resident in that neighborhood is holding an AMA. It seems like it's very loosely organized, if at all. That person says that it's maybe 200 people max. And the protesters just stayed there once the police left their precinct.

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FuckRioters 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not really sure. There isn't any organizing body within CHAZ that I am aware of.

No one is armed except 2 people who come around ever now and then. Have answered this a few times here.

Such enthusiasm for their calls for armed guards.

Ya, I can attest that it is loud at night. There’s no organization so people kinda play music or whatever whenever they want.

https://archive.is/wip/3oM6H

Over the past 12 days, we've suffered through tear gas coming into our living rooms, and now protesters blaring incoherently through megaphones well into 2am.

You've barricaded the street I live on.

I have to ask permission to exit my street.

https://archive.is/xvuDb

Seems a local warlord named Raz has popped up in the community.

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johnsmithshitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does anyone remember the name of Hillary's VP pick? The fuck was his name? This thing is like one of his rallies, worse than a Biden rally.

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45fan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Quick! Bring out the translator!

"Muhammad, Muhammad, durkadurka, jihad!"

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johnsmithshitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's actually an absolute unit of a dude with a gun.

I'm crying!

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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago +3 / -1

This whole thing is sad.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the bright side, rather than merely describing what happens in a somewhat theoretical sense, we now have video proof of what happens.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 1 point ago +5 / -4

For now I haven't seen any evidence to believe otherwise. ANTIFA likes to blend in into loosely organized situations. Something like this needs organization and structure. Perhaps some group will join them and organize. But in the meantime I doubt that it's anything more than some posers wanting to appear tough and play like they just started the second Bolshevik Revolution

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Aisle-is-closed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then how is it even established? Are police prevented from going in? Is traffic diverted?

Or is this all a vanity show and it’s not actually a no-go zone?

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 6 points ago +7 / -1

It sounds like they are being ignored by the police. They are practically in the middle of s bustling neighborhood. The residents aren't going to tolerate their nonsense for too long. They're a nuisance. Wannabe revolutionaries.

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Anustart 22 points ago +22 / -0

Im reading the AMA now. Dear god its a fucking joke.

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Wrexxis780 20 points ago +20 / -0

Somebody go on there and tell them you laced their supplies with laxatives for shits and giggles.

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Anustart 29 points ago +29 / -0

Oh they are blaming the "Boogaloo hate group" for stealing their food. No way it was the crazy amount of homeless people in Seattle. Nope, them damn white bois are out again!! Dear god this is so dumb. I mean, I get it, its Seattle.

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johnsmithshitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

HJONK HJONK!

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FuckRioters 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, lets not tell them and just do it.