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TEXinLA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Gravity Matters...

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RandoMando 5 points ago +5 / -0

Splattered lives matter!

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Betty2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

He will be counted as death by Covid

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Snooptwo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Maybe we should just ban all statues. The epidemic of statue violence has gone on long enough. There is no amendment protecting the right to build statues. If we ban all statues, violence will stop.

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definitelyright 14 points ago +14 / -0

If that dude isn’t dead, he’s got a lifelong battle ahead of him. In physical and mental therapy.

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Snooptwo 12 points ago +13 / -1

Holy shit dude... 😂😂

And these people who want us dead expect us to have sympathy.

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Shreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

Didn't know Wily Coyote was into protesting.

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Cianevalies 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s all fun and games until you kill the black guy

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JamesComey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Womp womp

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Mother_of_gains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Will we need to have three more weeks of rioting for this stupid asshole too? Guarantee they'll blame the cops for not stopping them from being stupid.

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Choo-chooo 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is turning into a comedy festival

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is way to funny to me. I must be a racist.

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SemperFidelis231 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020's next act... The Confederacy Strikes Back!

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DrMoustachio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love to see it.

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TrumpVoter1 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol. like it

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FL2PC72LE 1 point ago +1 / -0

A trick that everyone abhors

In little girls is slamming doors.

A wealthy banker’s little daughter

Who lived in Palace Green, Bayswater

(By name Rebecca Offendort),

Was given to this furious sport.

She would deliberately go

And slam the door like billy-o!

To make her Uncle Jacob start.

She was not really bad at heart,

But only rather rude and wild;

She was an aggravating child…

It happened that a marble bust

Of Abraham was standing just

Above the door this little lamb

Had carefully prepared to slam,

And down it came! It knocked her flat!

It laid her out! She looked like that.

Her funeral sermon (which was long

And followed by a sacred song)

Mentioned her virtues, it is true,

But dwelt upon her vices too,

And showed the dreadful end of one

Who goes and slams the door for fun.

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Terrysilver35 0 points ago +2 / -2

Sad if he dies.

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Geocav 2 points ago +2 / -0

He dead! :)