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Nunyo_Biznez 9 points ago +9 / -0

"We could see that his skull was actually showing..."

No brains could be found anywhere...

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gnomenclature 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's all fun and games until someone gets crushed by a statue.

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dukiehazzard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately, in most states, it's only felony murder if it happens while in the act of committing certain "enumerated" crimes. In VA, the crimes are arson, rape, forcible sodomy, inanimate or animate object sexual penetration, robbery, burglary or abduction.

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CzarofKekistan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well that's unfortunate. Their actions caused it after all...

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Halfway through the year and we already have a shoe-in for the 2020 Darwin Award

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