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la_gear 139 points ago +139 / -0

Quick, someone call 911 so 300lb purple hair social worker with a feminist studies degree can tell him he died fighting for a worthy cause.

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bubadmt 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yeah, or connect them to a counselor who can help them talk it out and to get to the root cause of their imminent death.

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NorthAfricanViolet 23 points ago +23 / -0

As a counselor, I find that very funny.

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bubadmt 29 points ago +29 / -0

"HELP, I'VE BEEN SHOT!" "And how does that make you feel?"

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The_Left_The 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trained chaplain says that's frikkin' hilarious.

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MondoBurger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh these 911 memes are not gonna get old any time soon

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