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bubadmt 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yeah, or connect them to a counselor who can help them talk it out and to get to the root cause of their imminent death.

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NorthAfricanViolet 23 points ago +23 / -0

As a counselor, I find that very funny.

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bubadmt 29 points ago +29 / -0

"HELP, I'VE BEEN SHOT!" "And how does that make you feel?"

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Konsaki 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Isn't that why you called? I'm helping!"

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Interesting analysis, but let's continue this in our next session, as our times almost up. I think we've made some real progress here."

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The_Left_The 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trained chaplain says that's frikkin' hilarious.