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leakmouth 210 points ago +211 / -1

No this is 🤡 🌎. They’ll charge the statue with murder

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jasper_db1 125 points ago +125 / -0

Rumor has it that as the statue was falling, a ghostly voice proclaimed, "The South Will Rise again!"

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DanIsSwell 22 points ago +22 / -0

This explains why they thought the statue was going to float away, instead of fall.

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JiggsawCalrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I almost put down my sandwich I was so scared. Almost

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walls4america 97 points ago +97 / -0

No, it's been too long so the statue can't be sued or charged with murder. It's past the statue of limitations. :-p

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America_No_1 42 points ago +42 / -0

Jail time reparations for the ancestors of the person the statue depicts

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NoSteppy1776 23 points ago +23 / -0

Our forebears are looking down on us and facepalming so hard. God's finger is hovering over the "Flood 2.0" button.

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Wexit-Delecto 10 points ago +10 / -0

He didn’t say anything about fire or tempest. Just no floods.

Ironically, the Noahs will be able to survive by holding their breath underwater.

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Canadian-Bacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because that ended so well for Stephen VI.

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