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America_No_1 42 points ago +42 / -0

Jail time reparations for the ancestors of the person the statue depicts

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NoSteppy1776 23 points ago +23 / -0

Our forebears are looking down on us and facepalming so hard. God's finger is hovering over the "Flood 2.0" button.

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Wexit-Delecto 10 points ago +10 / -0

He didn’t say anything about fire or tempest. Just no floods.

Ironically, the Noahs will be able to survive by holding their breath underwater.

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've heard Biblical hermeneutics say that fire is implied, but that could mean a variety of things - of course I heard this a long time ago so not sure

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DarkMemeDuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't bother, they're here.