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Please bring soy! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by lostinhk ago by lostinhk +26 / -0
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CovfefeAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Conquest Of Soy Bread. Get down with the struggle.

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DickTick 1 point ago +3 / -2

1 half caf, half staff, fermented soy latte coming right up sir!

I'll have you also note that the foam is proprietary! We milk only the finest BBC's and then whip their "liquid revolutionaries" into the most luxurious frothy foam this side of the Mississippi!!! The process of acquiring the ingredients causes there to be spittle mixed in with it which also gives the foam on top a good bit of fermentation itself. We should probably rename it as a double fermented soybean latte!

Edit - better yet just tell the barista you want the "Shaun King" and she'll know what you mean! We appreciate your business!

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substantialmajestic 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's "people experiencing homelessness!" If you are going to call them homeless you may as well call them bread-stealers cause you just labeled them wrong!

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DickTick 0 points ago +2 / -2

More like bread reaquisitioners. Get it right pede... Sheesh... Get a load of this guy! ^

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upupandaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone has the link for this? I need to go there and make fun of them

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lostinhk [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0
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upupandaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course it is :-) Thanks

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DickTick 1 point ago +3 / -2

1 crate of fermented soybeans coming right up!

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DiddleMeTimbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has to be satire