I'm a Horticulturalist. This makes me want to cry. I am a man who wants to cry over plants. All because these fucking retards think they're actual people. They think they can do things. They don't know fucking SHIT. I am ENRAGED at how SAD they have made me over the way they CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO LOOK UP HOW TO GROW PLANTS.
Honestly, how are Laws going to be enforced in the CHAZ? If someone were to re-conquer the CHAZ for the USA, would they later be prosecuted? For all the emaciated, genital-mutilated-bodies left in their wake? (They looked like that BEFORE Guerilla Justice found them, BTW.)
Burlap sacks or cardboard can act like a weed barrier/mulch...so there is that. But do they really think a garden that small will feed more than 2 people?
And most of those little shits look like they’re AT LEAST a good couple of months away from producing anything edible.
I’ll admit to being the dumbass that once thought it was a good idea to start growing tomatoes out of season so when the warmer weather did come round, the plants would be ready at a decent size.
Damn plants were a waste of garden space for months and the miserable few tomatoes that did grow never reddened up.
What they’ve got there is going to be pecked to bits by birds and other pests.
Dried Blood, man. Makes the little shitheads of the Animal Kingdom think something big hunts and kills there. They'll stay away, and the Iron in the blood will help your foliage. Just gotta reapply a day or so after every rain.
Farming IS easy... provided you're willing to put in the LABOR, and learn the SKILLS. Like how if you were to ask a marathon runner if distance running is easy. I'm sure that we here are a crowd who could learn the skills and put in the work and farm some serious produce. And it would be easy... when we knuckle down and get good at it.
Can’t wait till someone tries to slaughter an animal for food and the vegan crowd gets triggered. Maybe we should just let them have a city but they must let us film everything. They’ll get that attention they need, we’ll get some
Laughs, all
Will
Be good.
They do have a baseball diamond and a bit of a park, grounds probably not great, but it’s dirt. maybe could feed a couple of families if someone with skill was actually farming it for a few months. Though looking at the image above I’d say that’s someone they don’t have.
Fam, you need to see the other photos that go with it. I just saw it on Tim Pools Twitter. He retweeted another account showing multiple photos of this little farm and they are beyond spectacular.
There’s anarchists standing beside it, staring at the plants and looking completely lost.
Well you're supposed to put your future transplants in the environment before you actually put them in the ground. Its to reduce the risk of shock to the plant and killing it when you uproot or transplant ..... Don't be an ass
I don't see why you modified my statement with the quotes there. No you are supposed to put the plant, (still in its already existing pot) In the new environment so it can get used to the sun and moisture of that new area. Then after a few days you can transplant it with a lesser risk of the plant going into shock. Surprised more people don't know about this.
Also id like to add. The burlap is meant to be cut so you can put the plant into it. The burlap is used to insulate the root system in cold weather and to snuff out any potential weed growth in the area.
They could do a few hundred potato boxes and aggressively grow 200+ golden zuchinni. It'd take a while but it would produce maybe 250 lbs a day... by the time the growing season ends 🤣
They do realize they could technically do this larp legally if they bought some land somewhere... start a weird cult, start a new burning man. Idgaf, just do it legally. Bunch a fucking pansies.
There's a burlap sheet with a 1/4" of dirt on top of it!
Brawndo's got electrolytes.
It's what plants crave.
I didn’t even see the sacks, good grief what is going on here.
I'll bet any money those sacks had coffee beans in them a little while ago. It's the only way they'd ever come into contact with that fabric.
I'm a Horticulturalist. This makes me want to cry. I am a man who wants to cry over plants. All because these fucking retards think they're actual people. They think they can do things. They don't know fucking SHIT. I am ENRAGED at how SAD they have made me over the way they CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO LOOK UP HOW TO GROW PLANTS.
Honestly, how are Laws going to be enforced in the CHAZ? If someone were to re-conquer the CHAZ for the USA, would they later be prosecuted? For all the emaciated, genital-mutilated-bodies left in their wake? (They looked like that BEFORE Guerilla Justice found them, BTW.)
you wouldnt understand, mom
Burlap sacks or cardboard can act like a weed barrier/mulch...so there is that. But do they really think a garden that small will feed more than 2 people?
Reminds me of the movie Water World where Kevin Costners character has that one tomato plant sailing the post apocalyps ocean lol
Somehow, even mini mike Bloomberg is a better farmer than CHAZ
They’re actually cardboard boxes. Lol
What is this? Is this in chaz?
If that’s their idea of getting food production going, they are officially doomed.
Yes it's CHAZ. They learned everything they needed to know from Farmville.
And most of those little shits look like they’re AT LEAST a good couple of months away from producing anything edible.
I’ll admit to being the dumbass that once thought it was a good idea to start growing tomatoes out of season so when the warmer weather did come round, the plants would be ready at a decent size.
Damn plants were a waste of garden space for months and the miserable few tomatoes that did grow never reddened up.
What they’ve got there is going to be pecked to bits by birds and other pests.
This is all just a world class tantrum. Nothing more. Trump will cure this tantrum with a proper spanking.
I had a few stalks of corn growing. 6 inches high. Come out, one is missing. Next day, another.
Fucking rabbits at night were eating them.
On top of that, my sunflowers never came out. Turns out the squirrels were digging the seeds out. THEY COULD SMELL THE SEEDS 😂😁😁😂
Dried Blood, man. Makes the little shitheads of the Animal Kingdom think something big hunts and kills there. They'll stay away, and the Iron in the blood will help your foliage. Just gotta reapply a day or so after every rain.
Meme farming, yes. Well, for those of us humble meme farmers.
Actual farming, no.
Yehbut...yehbut...Bloomberg told me different...
You just throw some seeds and their you go
I can't grow shit. Build an engine? Physics? Sure. Farming? I'm fucked.
Farming IS easy... provided you're willing to put in the LABOR, and learn the SKILLS. Like how if you were to ask a marathon runner if distance running is easy. I'm sure that we here are a crowd who could learn the skills and put in the work and farm some serious produce. And it would be easy... when we knuckle down and get good at it.
So, like all things that aren't a LARP.
Agreed. everything seems easy as you have busted your ass doing it for years. And, even then, there is always room to improve.
According to hipsters it is very easy. But hipster's gardens die choked with weeds
The only thing they'll be eating out of there in a month are feral cat turds.
KEK!!! Are feral cats turds vegan? It is an animal product.
"Like, are we farmers now?"
"Yeah, this is easy! So what happens next?"
<shrugs>
Tomorrow morning...
"So, are these plants like defective or something? Shouldn't there be food?"
"when do they grow into paninis?"
Lol exactly. They will all get one tomato each.
In the end, they’re just gonna kill the grass and the tomatoes.
Can’t wait till someone tries to slaughter an animal for food and the vegan crowd gets triggered. Maybe we should just let them have a city but they must let us film everything. They’ll get that attention they need, we’ll get some Laughs, all Will Be good.
I don’t see any farmyards in those blocks. Looks like it’ll either be random birds, or local people’s pets on the menu.
They do have a baseball diamond and a bit of a park, grounds probably not great, but it’s dirt. maybe could feed a couple of families if someone with skill was actually farming it for a few months. Though looking at the image above I’d say that’s someone they don’t have.
Fam, you need to see the other photos that go with it. I just saw it on Tim Pools Twitter. He retweeted another account showing multiple photos of this little farm and they are beyond spectacular.
There’s anarchists standing beside it, staring at the plants and looking completely lost.
I need this is my life.
Is tree bark vegan?
Not with the pots above the ground to die and no protection from wildlife. Maybe it'll attract a rabbit for them to eat.
Meat is murder
"But Little Mike Bloomberg says farming was so easy, anyone can do it!"
“Imagine how many people we’re going to feed!”
Caprese salad for two, sometime in October... Sans the mozzarella and olive oil.
Don't go full retard. Never go full retard.
Morons.
its gotten better. Still pathetic, but not nearly THIS pathetic anymore. some pede posted a new pic not long ago
Learn to farm!
This attempt reminds me of Mary Poppins. Feed the birds.
LOL! But virtue signaling doesn't fill the stomach of the human residents.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffnt&q=Feed+the+Birds&atb=v182-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXHrRxQVUFN4
Feeed, the Biiiiirds,
touppence a baaaag,
touppence, touppence, touppence a baaaaaaaaag...
good movie, good childhood.
I don't think they've done much farming
Only in zynga university.
Well you're supposed to put your future transplants in the environment before you actually put them in the ground. Its to reduce the risk of shock to the plant and killing it when you uproot or transplant ..... Don't be an ass
Also i'd like to add the burlap is to strangle out any weed growth once you cut holes and insert the plant into its home.
You actually think this is their rationale?
You're also supposed to plant them in more than 2 inches of dirt.
Hard to tell if you're being sarcastic.
Poe's Law.
I don't see why you modified my statement with the quotes there. No you are supposed to put the plant, (still in its already existing pot) In the new environment so it can get used to the sun and moisture of that new area. Then after a few days you can transplant it with a lesser risk of the plant going into shock. Surprised more people don't know about this.
Also id like to add. The burlap is meant to be cut so you can put the plant into it. The burlap is used to insulate the root system in cold weather and to snuff out any potential weed growth in the area.
Do you know what the word, "also" means?
Gotcha, you're gonna be hung up on the words and completely ignore the ideas behind them. We're done here.
But digging holes in the ground is rape to Mother Earth.
Couple more they will have themselves a salad!!!
(for one)
Where are the drones? I expected them to ship in the water somehow...
lmao
Username & Comment checks out.
What's the population of Skidmarkistan? Is this cornucopia going to be enough to feed them all? 😆
THey identify as Tomato plants. What's wrong with you bigot?
They could do a few hundred potato boxes and aggressively grow 200+ golden zuchinni. It'd take a while but it would produce maybe 250 lbs a day... by the time the growing season ends 🤣
They do realize they could technically do this larp legally if they bought some land somewhere... start a weird cult, start a new burning man. Idgaf, just do it legally. Bunch a fucking pansies.
I thought this was fake...
Pot is much more difficult than veggies.