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grenades_and_ham 38 points ago +38 / -0

Black Cube?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 43 points ago +43 / -0

[This is what Islam actually believes]

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Isolated_Patriot 27 points ago +27 / -0

At least the North Koreans believed their glorious leader made the sun rise. Something positive in their lives. /s

I don't really know where I was going with this, but I'm sure it was hilarious.

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MAGACAP 11 points ago +11 / -0

split the Moon in half and put it back together.

Happens to me all the time. I wonder what he used to line the pieces up so nicely.

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GoldenEarz 9 points ago +9 / -0

mohamhead's claimed story happened the same date as a lunar eclipse. But infidels who doubted moehamhead's version got their head chopped off by his goons. So his legend continued.

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JiggsawCalrissian 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have some leftover moon from when I tried a couple summers ago. Still dont know where they go

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Txponi 3 points ago +3 / -0

The moon dies about every 29.53 days. It is just gone! I think it starves to death. Gets bigger and bigger until it gets really fat then smaller and smaller and then it's GONE. It's the truth I tell ya, ./s

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

"flying unicorn and split the moon in half"

Sounds like a veiled reference to pedophilia

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DarkMemeDuck 5 points ago +6 / -1

Which is why they have a moon as their logo.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think they would probably take offense at it being derided as a "logo."

We should have a draw muhammad cartoon contest, in every US city all on the same day.

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vegeta_ban 4 points ago +4 / -0

So he’s a green space slug or a horny old martial artist who wears turtle shells?

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AidanHL 33 points ago +34 / -1

Mecca, a place that the Mohammedans worship. used to be a christian or jewish place if i'm not mistaken.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 27 points ago +27 / -0

Definitely false. Mecca was a “literally where the fuck is this” pagan town for a few hundred years before Pisslam. Seriously, there’s no record of it existing before like 300AD

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JiggsawCalrissian 9 points ago +9 / -0

The prophet took a shit in a coffee shop and now it's their religious capital. Talk about a butterfly effect

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AidanHL 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's a kek from me, pede.

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Dr_Fakakta 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mecca was one of the first areas Mohammed assumed control of, so naturally he made a condition that everyone who believed his bullshit had to go there, creating immediate tourist revenue lol.

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Isolated_Patriot 22 points ago +22 / -0

How many Muslim unholy sites are there that weren't Christian or Jewish first?

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bigdickhangsright 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why create when you can pillage and commandeer?

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Frog_Anne 19 points ago +19 / -0

Case in point: Hagia Sophia. It was stolen, defaced, and turned into a mosque. It's supposed to be just a museum now, but of course they allow Muslims to do stuff there but not Christians.

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Melthesender45 3 points ago +4 / -1

Jewish I believe they stole it from Mecca when they massacred and enslaved them. An old temple of Abraham.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 14 points ago +15 / -1

MOAB zero site.

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RT_America 17 points ago +17 / -0

#NukeMeccaOnRamadan

🇺🇸🛰💣💥🕋🤯🇱🇾

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WishdoctorsSong 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bad plan.

Nuke Mecca during the Hajj.

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BigIslandFrog [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Kaaba. Muslims are expected to make at least one pilgrimage here. Walk in circles. Touch the black rock inside.

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +6 / -0

The most successful tourist trap in history.

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no_step_on_snek 4 points ago +4 / -0

They literally sell toxic water to drink from a "well" that actually leads to a faucet. I've had it. Was alright. This is probably the funniest trope/stereotype of 1800s american tourist traps.

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Nadlers_Belt 13 points ago +13 / -0

it houses a space rock in a vagina sculpture that muslim terrorists worship.