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mykillk 155 points ago +155 / -0

As expected.

Starbucks will reverse this and proceed to grovel to BLM by the end of tomorrow.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 74 points ago +74 / -0

I think is the most likely outcome. I'll be very surprised if they actually stand their ground.

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RS34ME 16 points ago +18 / -2

I like what you did there... “stand their ground(s)”🤣

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Mrsattorney 10 points ago +10 / -0

I doubt they will because it denies their woke employees the ability to espresso themselves. I'll see myself out now.

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flipping_some_tables 6 points ago +6 / -0

applause

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! You guys are the best!

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Shreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hope they stand their grounds against this bullying with 50-caliber shots of boiling-hot espresso.

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Raindrops1984 28 points ago +28 / -0

Is it too late to get a job at Starbucks? Because when they inevitably do walk this back, I want to wear my MAGA hat.

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bubadmt 23 points ago +23 / -0

And you just know that they will selectively enforce that, so you have grounds for a sweet lawsuit.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 19 points ago +19 / -0

Without a doubt. They be on their knees in next to no time like the kneelers they are.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fag flag pins make me gag into a vomit bag, make my tits sag, and want to use their napkins as a rag and go and tag their buildings, load my mag, unsheath my dag, and yell at an old hag. Then I'd go home to jag, yell KAG, get new internet with no lag, come on Reddit and nag, pound some sweet vag, with my finger I'll wag, drink a red bull and yag, and run away-- zig-zag. Make sure to write to your representative or the AG.

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

I say HEY, fat--is it Malarkey, be so as it may, but donate to my thing, you know, go and pay, otherwise let's take this outside okay,, Corn Pop was a bad hombre, but I digress, I could write a while essay, OKAY? THIS IS THE WAY, LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY-- got it Jay? PAY-RIOD. Wait, is it May or Sunday? My dementia really plays with my abilities in the day. Yay, pay,-for-play, ok? MY NAME IS RAY, do you like kool-aid Tay-Tay?

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hit_backspace 10 points ago +10 / -0

Majority of their customers seem to be the liberal/leftist type. They will bend the knee.

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Pede 66 points ago +66 / -0

Starbucks posted BLM stuff on their IG. They aren't staying out of it at all.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 40 points ago +40 / -0

They wanted to virtue signal juuuuuuust enough to appease the terrorists.

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johnsmithshitpost 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Please don't loot us!"

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Viewer01 8 points ago +8 / -0

yea but white becky moms in apheretta Georgia aren't checking their twitter.

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Aquamine-Amarine 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was about to bring this up as well. The policy against advocating for political and religious issues is a good one and honestly more companies should be enforcing something like this. But when they turn around and post political garbage on their Instagram, they aren't being very consistent with their company policy.

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GenericInsult 43 points ago +44 / -1

Let the cannibalism begin.

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MinuteGrass 40 points ago +40 / -0

Good. Maybe these companies will finally see this social media bullshit is all bark and no bite.

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philandy 32 points ago +32 / -0

But muh social justice!

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Impressive-Length 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Republicans drink coffee too!" - Michael Jordan, probably.

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HonkNJhonk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Local deli or free from the supply house

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suckmycorona 32 points ago +32 / -0

5 bucks for a coffee that tastes like motor oil. And they line up. It’s these dickheads that create the market for expensive coffee, over priced cellular plans, $1200 phones?!?!?

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rooftoptendie 17 points ago +18 / -1

One of my kids and I just went out for a meal at a fast food restaurant. Total for both meals and dessert came out to ten dollars. My kid gestures to the starbucks across the street and says, "wow ten dollars will either buy you all this food... or two drinks at starbucks."

The worst part is since starbucks showed up, now I cant find a good coffee anywhere. Starfucks displaced all the good shops and put them out of bizniss. Fuck those feckless cunts. Their coffee tastes like shit.

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mae_daisy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Low grade over roasted coffee beans.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +10 / -1

it sucks too because the beans are only barely burnt. Why not just set the roasters to maybe one or two minutes less?

(prolly to cover the taste of the sub-par beans, really)

I remember when they first started as a chain, they had some of the best beans you could get your hands on. I used to buy the Sulawesi beans in the 90's. I still remember how good they tasted. Have never found anything I like better to this day... although vivace and cafe d'arte beans come close.

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +13 / -2

good thing i am not a man. folgers is what the devil serves in the morning to punish the wicked! Yar.

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krzyzowiec 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m dying over here. 😂

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18point2maritimelaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oof i stopped Folgers after discovering french press

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +14 / -2

did... did you just downvote me fren? its because im female, isnt it. You just can't stand it can you. What a sexist coffee bigot! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Keiichi81 8 points ago +10 / -2

Intentionally drinking shitty powdered coffee as some sort of masculine statement is a weird flex, but you do you. I'll stick with good coffee though.

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Localtoast9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real men drink hobo coffee. Not your fancy filtered stuff.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank goodness I don’t drink coffee because it is so expensive!

But we have LGBT for Trump!

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just pop 3 caffeine pills in the morning. 600mg straight to the blood. No bullshit coffee here. And it's cheaper and I don't have to make it

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

God help you if you're managing servers and patching code on an iPhone, even if it's the 6.5" model. Tell your employer to stop being such assholes and give you a proper tablet, if not a laptop.

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you seen the new SE? I can’t believe they are putting the latest gen SoC in a $400 phone!! I prefer Android, but you can’t beat Apple build quality and support.

Seems now it will be harder to compete on price too.

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Helmerj 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unpopular opinion:

I love me some Starbiez, cus the independent coffee shops make you wait in line while the man-bun taking orders has to also make every wokefuck’s soy chai between each transaction. I’m not trying to wait 45 minutes to order your already brewed virtue signaling watery Somalian coffee that you could’ve had out to me two minutes with a proper system in place.

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suckmycorona 1 point ago +3 / -2

Your opinion is your opinion. That what make us a more inclusive group. I respect your opinion "as wrong as it is ;)" . Your experience is exactly my complaint, you have people that are literally serving coffee that feel they are mentally and morally superior to people. These people would spit in your order if the felt you were not woke enough. I won't take the risk any more because they are in need of mental help. But your opinion is yours and dont stop expressing it because it's America.

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Helmerj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who are you quoting?

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panthicc 18 points ago +18 / -0

The same Starbucks that wanted their employees to write "race together" on their cups and ask customers questions about race relations to "start a conversation"?

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rooftoptendie 18 points ago +19 / -1

The same starbucks that took the christmas off the christmas cups and let hobos shoot up in their bathrooms?

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PhilipeNegro 7 points ago +7 / -0

The same Starbucks that inserted themselves into the anti-gun narrative by banning firearms in their stores in open-carry states, for no reason other than brand positioning?

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60Mflys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting. So if they knew you carried they could only ask you to leave though, right? Not defending them at all.

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cook_does 18 points ago +19 / -1

Starbucks is closing 400 stores in the next 3 months. They have taken an absolute beating. They just started sourcing cheaper food sources and reducing staff to try to hold on through q3. Starbucks reserves and drive throughs will be the only ones left standing in 3 months time.

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +11 / -1

oh my god, cheaper food? I didnt know it could get much cheaper than what theyve already got. Why dont they just start serving dog food and call it breakfast granola. No one would notice the dang difference anyway.

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_soundwave_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

NASCAR stepped in it big time.

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remember1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

I miss those days when coffee was not politicized. Not just coffee, actually.

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misterLahey 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL. I forgot all about that stupidity or even what that whole thing was triggered by.

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Now I kinds of remember. It was another case of media hysterics because a Starbucks wouldn't let a non-customer use their bathroom, right?

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Nahal_dave 7 points ago +7 / -0

Omg not starbucks

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Diotima 6 points ago +6 / -0

Starbucks tries to straddle to fence and is taking flak from the left... I don't expect them to hold the line..they'll cave...

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HeavenPiercingMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Christ. The only thing I used Starbucks for was to buy beans. And I'm running out. What do I do if they bend the knee? All other supermarket beans are light roast garbage.

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Langtath 11 points ago +11 / -0

Black Rifle?

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18point2maritimelaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try de espresso liber fam

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Djt2029 1 point ago +1 / -0

Folgers is garbage bro. Organic whole beans grinded at home.

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Djt2029 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok champ, drink your shit coffee!

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Evistus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not only will Starbucks reverse and cave to pressure. They will sponsor the shirt tomorrow morning after they release a full apology.

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jornado87 5 points ago +5 / -0

MORE LIKE TEARS OF SOY, AMIRITE?!?!?

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SneakyWino 5 points ago +6 / -1

Conservatives have more money to pay for overpriced, burnt coffee. But I still think they'll fold by tomorrow.

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jomten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly we should support starbucks for this. They are virtue signaling liberals for sure but when they do something right we should support that.

If companies see that liberals will boycott them over the slightest misstep, and will never forgive them for the wrongthink, they might start jumping ship. Conservatives won't hold some petty grudge against say amazon over some political disagreement. If its just a matter of time until the woke mob turns on them they might just hop off the fence and side with us.

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18point2maritimelaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed!

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SemperFree 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shit man, makes me want to buy a Starbucks.

Also, maybe it's time to shut down social media.

The global collective hive mind is a detriment to society.

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BIG_TUNA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never would have thought Starbucks would be the company to do this lol

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todayabetterme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry. All those anti-capitalists will still need to buy their soy lattes.

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

How'd all that pandering to the left work out for you, Starbucks? You let homeless people shoot up in your bathrooms and loiter around your shops to placate the woke mob, and they're still on your ass.

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communism

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randylaheydidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left eat their own.... and also probably a bunch of babies.

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MinneMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

wtf I love Starbucks now

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

give it a day and you’ll hate em

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone have a copy of the memo?

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KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to see the picture of the attorneys who wrote that. I'm sure they're posting social distancing on insta.

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Shreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today, Starbucks learns that BLM is an uncompromising totalitarian cult ideology. You either accept and practice every tenet without question, or you get canceled like you broke them all.

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foxhound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apology in 3, 2, 1...

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they literally plastered "WE GUZZLE BLACK CUUUUUM!" in their stupid app he past 2 weeks. Seems like they wanna play both sides by sending BLM marketing out for their woke base, and then provide a neutral setting in house for everyone else.

Sorry Starbucks, you can't play that game.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they enforced the rule property it would not be a problem now - allow one exception and you open the gates.

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

I drink Nescafé because they drain the swamps /s

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datagod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Former employees are encouraged to wear political pins and shirts when they visit one of the closing 400 stores.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

To the feral liberal what you did in the past doesn't matter, to them only the now is what counts. No different from a wild beast.

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HillarysFatAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Overrated overpriced burnt coffee. I quit going to this shit hole years ago.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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doodaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen any broken windows on a Starbucks? I have not

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Howard Schultz is the only reason why Starbucks has ever been high quality or relevant!

Now that he’s gone their product will be lame & their will be infighting within corporate Starbucks.

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Triptrop702 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure they are up in corporate right now discussing, on changing their logo to the mermaid kneeling. It might not happen, but I guarantee it’s been brought up.

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18point2maritimelaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually agree with starbucks. As a democrat who supports trump (wait im not on reddit anymore and dont have to explain myself lol)

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +2 / -1

Gah! You're making me tempted to go back to Starbucks! What the hell?

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Vulkanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's always funny when they eat their own.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I modeled my business after the way Starbucks felt about customer service. One of the few companies that took a stand against it and is now being mobbed.