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Horsinaround 31 points ago +31 / -0

That’s the saddest garden I’ve seen

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TrumpTrain 14 points ago +14 / -0

No, they stole farms from hard working patriots and forced them to labor, while mismanaging all the food and forcing everyone to starve

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TrumpTrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea, just know that the Russians could farm and farm well. The communists stole all property and screwed up everything so badly that they were unable to fully farm and bring the harvested products to “market” effectively

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor Kulacs

F.

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rabbits and squirrels will enjoy it

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NorthAfricanViolet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait until it rains...

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KetoOrourke 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Dennis! There's some lovely filth over here!"

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Wolverine 4 points ago +4 / -0

The People's Front of Judea stands opposed to the Judean People's Front.

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Deplora 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think it's interesting that this new little micronation, which holds territory of a few square blocks, has already split itself into at least two different subreddits, r/CapHillAutonomousZone and r/CHAZRevolution. Doesn't bode well for their future as a cohesive society.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

A family? Assuming they grow completely and healthy, that's maybe a dozen meals total.

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thelastlast 2 points ago +3 / -1

take issue with that last part, but yeah generally I agree

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any large-scale farming without using pesticides is extremely risky for farmers. One large-scale invasion and your whole crop could go bust. That means all of your life savings (typically farmers take out loans during certain periods) completely wiped out. Nobody is buying 5000 acres worth of spoiled corn.

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Food4thought 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Awwwww..... you guys did such a great job! Now come inside and get some sandwiches mommy made for everyone!"

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TrumpTrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder what would happen if someone came in there and stomped on their plants?

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Food4thought 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't do that to them... besides, I have no doubt that one person will eat them all before they're ready leaving everyone else to fend for themselves.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plants that small tend to be eaten by rabbits/deer/groundhogs. (It looks like the dirt is on paper bags????)

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DJT_MFer 12 points ago +12 / -0

I could eat that garden in one sitting

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wholeonions 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well... maybe they can eat the cardboard after all the plants die.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's cardboard? Thought it was paper bags. 🙄

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4cdarth 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel sorry for this guy, lol

How do you fuck up farming this badly Edit: Got banned for this comment how pathetic are you people

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thelastlast 6 points ago +6 / -0

if there are any tv executives lurking:

if you want to milk your dying medium for every last drop, I'm not kidding, I will pay hundreds of dollars to watch this disaster unfold. I dont care how you bring it to me.

this is the most entertained I've been by anything in years.

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TrumpTrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea, I hope some patriot archives all the live streams and produces some type of documentary showcasing the lunacy of these people

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ChuckCollet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Waste of a perfectly good lawn.

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Unicron3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or the homeless.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

He said rats didn't he?

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fuck__cnn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I predict all plants will be dead or stunted within 2 weeks.

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are literally children playing a fucking game.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is literally true. This whole Hey-kids-let's-start-our-own-country nonsense is exactly what I'd expect from a group of imaginative five-year-olds.

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Unicron3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those plants will be as deeply rooted as systemic racism as well.

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308win 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus....N. Korea has a better agriculture industry than this shit.

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lefty295 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol winter is coming kids

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bdubya 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’ll be funny when they all get COVID and try and play doctor.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another pic had burlap between unpotted plants and soil. Are they doing this in order not to disturb the earth for some reason? It also looks like one poor soil just gave up.

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turdinthepunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

it should be set on fire and salted

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Crlsniper 2 points ago +2 / -0

My eyes they burn

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Diotima 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol they just bought some stuff from their capitalist overlords at Lowe's and planted it... and didn't even bother to dig holes..just put cardboard down, threw potting soil on top, and loosely "buried" the plants. I feel bad for those plants.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sure those plants will thrive in the 2” by 4” pile of topsoil on cardboard. I really hope you get a nice heavy rain storm in a couple days, preferably during the day, so we can watch all that soil wash away.

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Fremium2020 2 points ago +4 / -2

CHAZ's agricultural sector is gonna need some work.

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Vegans4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

someone go walk on it

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll have a few scraps of food in like 2 months, lol

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Flptplt 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a phenomenon in communist countries where the communal gardens/crops are always the worst ones. The independently-run and reaped farm fields and gardens are always exquisite. The communal one is always trash.

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Qwikphaze 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zero effort

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FullAutoFlintlock 1 point ago +1 / -0

As someone with almost an acre of garden, 20 to 30lb of veggies per week pulled out. this wouldnt feed anyone, ever. These fucking people are comic gold.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real talk, in Seattle, June is way too late to be planting a crop. That garden, if perfectly executed, is only big enough to feed a few families for a short period of time. It looks like someone threw out burlap coffee bags over grass and threw down about an inch of potting soil. Not sure what the expected result is here

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Assault-Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking idiots. I'm no farmer, but my garden kicks ass every year. This is sad.

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PaganRob 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like they bought (stole) the left over plants from a garden store. Also looks like they are putting layers of potting mix ... over cardboard? Long time backyard gardener here - this will not work.

Also if it did that plot would grow about enough food for a couple to have a salad a day and maybe a snack. These people don't know anything about how much food it takes to keep people alive.

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Wagonwheel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blocks weeds and will add to the soil when it breaks down in a year. Those potatoes won't break threw the cardboard if they didn't poke holes for the roots.

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YugiohVrains -3 points ago +1 / -4

Rome wasn't built in a day

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Unicron3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or on top of Amazon boxes.