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Steelflite 21 points ago +21 / -0

Well gentlemen...they may be armed with sticks. I regret having only learned how to defend myself against somebody wielding fresh fruit, instead of pointed sticks.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm certified in root vegetable defense haha what a noob.

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OneTypoComment 12 points ago +12 / -0

I couldn't be bothered to turnip to class

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trump_is_john_galt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't carrot all about commies and their commune cosplay fantasies.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t spell commune without communist.

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Thrasymachus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just want everyone making Monty Python references here lately to know that you're giving me no choice but to watch entire episodes every time you quote a skit and it's costing me a very real, measurable amount of productivity.

It's worth it every time, of course...