They immediately built walls, got guns, and set up a police force. Literally everything they claim to be against was their first moves. Be careful, they may want to elect Donald Trump next.
I can't stop laughing every time I say Chaz. It's sooooo preposterous, hypocritical, and naive, but it's fucking funny as hell and I am dying right now, kek!
spez: My official stance on CHAZ has changed in the last 8-10 hours, I once wanted to crack their skulls. Now that I have seen their lameness, I say CARRY-ON! The humor is just another level.
CHAZ needs to be documented and put up for full display, I mean it's our first time in history where we can actually look at a communist utopia with it's own warlord
That's one hell of a big assumption. You're going to see cheating on an unprecedented scale this year; the fact that they're still backing a mental incompetent like Biden suggests that they have reason to think they've got it all sewn up and it doesn't matter how bad their candidate is.
He should build a military barrier around it to protect their sovereignty by cutting them off from all US supplies and assorted capitalistic goods. Also cut them off from the US grid.
I thought the same as you, but I changed my mind again because there is one issue. There are about 500 American residents there as well as companies and people's property which the government can't just abandon. Unless they want everyone in the country to stop paying taxes.
The real way to stop this is for every business owner within that border to sue the mayor, and every city councilman personally. Watch that get shut down immediately.
The protesters were at 11th Ave and Pine, up against a line of riot cops and national guard, for nearly a week.
Finally, they were allowed to advance one block to 12th Ave and Pine. Police emptied their precinct (in case the mob burned it) and vacated the building, allowing the crowd to protest at the precinct, as it's a protest against cops etc. Nobody can argue that we don't have freedom of speech--I like that. But I love cops.
Thus was born "CHAZ" lol. Because they could now stand at 12th and Pine, in addition to 11th and Pine, they "own" the streets and "closed" the roads leading in.
It's totally ridiculous, it's just a street fair and some mild civil disobedience. It's more libertarian than anything--they just don't get it yet. The people who show up with guns etc are just volunteering there, like we all would if there was a right wing equivalent protest. If the anti lockdown COVID protests decided to "occupy" an area outside city hall and set up tents and make a scene, everyone was armed, there ya go. I'd be down, it would be a good group of people. We probably wouldn't vandalize things etc.
Didn’t they also just take over land that belonged to native Seattle people, just like they bitch about us doing to Native Americans? They want to be autonomous, show them what that really means. Don’t supply electricity, water and internet access to free to an autonomous country. Subject them to the same rules that apply to all foreigners living within the U.S. border. Let them negotiate a deal to purchase those services or they can develop their own. They can’t vote in our elections or contribute to the campaigns of their Commie candidates. When they decide that running their own little country is harder than they anticipated and want to abandon CHAZ, make them clean up all of their graffiti and pay to restore all the buildings that they have damaged. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE FFS.
These wanna-be hippie commies just hang out there for a few hours and then run back home to mommies basement where everything is provided for them. Absolute embarrassment to America, this CHAZ nonsense
Waaaaaaait a minute.... If CHAZ is a new country, isn't there a certain level of our Government that they should be talking to? I mean, mayors and Governors aren't cleared to ratify treaties and conduct foreign diplomacy. Just my thoughts.
I mean, if CHAZ is an autonomous government not beholden to US laws...why can't we all individually form our own Petoria's on our own land and declare ourselves tax havens?
Sorry to repeat this from other posts, but you all should visit /r/CapHillAutonomousZone - It's hilarious. I've been trolling and shitposting there all day alongside other keyboard warriors. I don't normally troll but I just can't help myself. TOO much fun.
Got banned once but I'm goin in more stealthy like this time.
When armed conservative protestors peacefully assemble at their state capital buildings in opposition of state-mandated stay-at-home orders lasting nearly 3 months, they're labeled "domestic terrorists" by the media, and people like CNN's Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon complain that they aren't being beaten and imprisoned for it.
When armed leftists violently riot, occupy, and lay claim to capital buildings and city property, erecting barricades, creating checkpoints, extorting local citizens, and claiming to be their own independent nation, they're praised by the same media.
We can't let them bury this. Rub this shit in their faces.
What if another zone was created next to this one, then declared war on CHAZ? Would it be considered a legitimate war and the USA could not arrest anyone?
Part of me is amused with how stupid this whole thing, from the crops to the day 1 warlord, but the other part is furious with how this isn't being handled by fire and brimstone.
Absolutely infuriating that no one is willing to stand up to them. The cops admit they’ve been battling for weeks, actually battling, people being hurt. They Mayor orders them to abandon the territory and precinct.
Every person that’s doing something illegal needs to be arrested right away, and charged! They throw stuff at the police constantly, but do nothing in return. The chief listed off many other crimes, including extortion. There are many other illegal things going on. Everyone is to pussy to put an end to it, and it’s at the expense of the normal sane residents
We should send them so many “care packages” of chicken tendies that they’ll have nowhere to put them all. Bonus points if we use fire-fighting helicopters to do so.
I would like for helicopters to hover over CHAZ and play Yakity Sax from The Benny Hill Show on repeat. Or play it through any available speakers, like what they did in London.
This is literally one of the funniest things I've watched recently. He's not even a comedian, yet he was funnier than half of them who get paid to be try and be funny and he wasn't even trying. God bless Tucker Carlson!
seeing those retard larpers do a sing along is so pathetic. ok now that the sing along is over....now what? you don't know. you never did. you weren't equipped for that. you're equipped so chant slogans obey your masters. you're out of ur element now and everybody is laughing at you. and this isn't the gandhi laughing where "they fight you and you win" cuz the fight isn't coming. only the laughing is.
I said it before and I’ll say it again. If we lost occupancy of our own territory (Seattle Autonomous Zone) just imagine what a foreign country could do. We need to get prepared for the worst. Just sayin.
Ladies and Gentleman, consider this plan....we can all have our own CHAZ...all we have to do is just declare our humble abode the Autonomous Nation of (X)...For Example we have a multi-acre property here out west. It is now the Autonomous Nations of (X) Be certain to notify the local news and have your own flag, (Kek be with you) And just carry one with your daily life knowning you are now a citizen of the Autonomous Nation of (X)...We can all join in and have fun. Our demands will bring down the whole systematic shebang...such as the demand to eliminate green M and M's...and such...
They immediately built walls, got guns, and set up a police force. Literally everything they claim to be against was their first moves. Be careful, they may want to elect Donald Trump next.
I can't stop laughing every time I say Chaz. It's sooooo preposterous, hypocritical, and naive, but it's fucking funny as hell and I am dying right now, kek!
spez: My official stance on CHAZ has changed in the last 8-10 hours, I once wanted to crack their skulls. Now that I have seen their lameness, I say CARRY-ON! The humor is just another level.
Let this fester until the election, let it take over the whole downtown, so we can point and laugh. It will red pill rest of the nation
Like I said, I am 100% on the CHAZ-train now, give me more CHAZ and film it too, I can't get enough CHAZ nonsense.
CHAZ needs to be documented and put up for full display, I mean it's our first time in history where we can actually look at a communist utopia with it's own warlord
Do they forfeit their US voting rights? The United States offers no dual citizenship options with CHAZ.
That's one hell of a big assumption. You're going to see cheating on an unprecedented scale this year; the fact that they're still backing a mental incompetent like Biden suggests that they have reason to think they've got it all sewn up and it doesn't matter how bad their candidate is.
No sane person will vote for a liberal for a long time after this... unless yeah, that
They can't vote. They're not in the US anymore.
Paris Commune: Are we a joke to you?
It's not cute, it is fucking pathetic. Everything you said is true but it is obvious that the local authorities are goading Trump to use force.
He should build a military barrier around it to protect their sovereignty by cutting them off from all US supplies and assorted capitalistic goods. Also cut them off from the US grid.
I thought the same as you, but I changed my mind again because there is one issue. There are about 500 American residents there as well as companies and people's property which the government can't just abandon. Unless they want everyone in the country to stop paying taxes.
The real way to stop this is for every business owner within that border to sue the mayor, and every city councilman personally. Watch that get shut down immediately.
Trump should simultaneously recognize and declare war on the nation of CHAZ.
I can’t wait until CHAZ runs out of all that “free” food
Yeah, their entertainment value is priceless. Watching this shit show is the most fun I've had in a while.
Their motives are power.
If this doesn't wake people up to the fact that those idiots just want control, then nothing will.
Nothing will.
CHAZ is so meaningless lol, it began because:
The protesters were at 11th Ave and Pine, up against a line of riot cops and national guard, for nearly a week.
Finally, they were allowed to advance one block to 12th Ave and Pine. Police emptied their precinct (in case the mob burned it) and vacated the building, allowing the crowd to protest at the precinct, as it's a protest against cops etc. Nobody can argue that we don't have freedom of speech--I like that. But I love cops.
Thus was born "CHAZ" lol. Because they could now stand at 12th and Pine, in addition to 11th and Pine, they "own" the streets and "closed" the roads leading in.
It's totally ridiculous, it's just a street fair and some mild civil disobedience. It's more libertarian than anything--they just don't get it yet. The people who show up with guns etc are just volunteering there, like we all would if there was a right wing equivalent protest. If the anti lockdown COVID protests decided to "occupy" an area outside city hall and set up tents and make a scene, everyone was armed, there ya go. I'd be down, it would be a good group of people. We probably wouldn't vandalize things etc.
Didn’t they also just take over land that belonged to native Seattle people, just like they bitch about us doing to Native Americans? They want to be autonomous, show them what that really means. Don’t supply electricity, water and internet access to free to an autonomous country. Subject them to the same rules that apply to all foreigners living within the U.S. border. Let them negotiate a deal to purchase those services or they can develop their own. They can’t vote in our elections or contribute to the campaigns of their Commie candidates. When they decide that running their own little country is harder than they anticipated and want to abandon CHAZ, make them clean up all of their graffiti and pay to restore all the buildings that they have damaged. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE FFS.
My visa for the developing nation of chaz is still in the mail. Maybe I’ll sneak across the border
Great! Any sight seeing tips? I am backpacking with 1 dollar, so I’m trying to be frugal. Thanks!
Got it.
Do you know if the food on the ground is vegan gluten free? I have specific diet requirements...
I hear the loose gravel around potholes is delicious!
Bring vegan meat substitutes to trade with the natives.
And soy products. It’s a natural remedy for their sexual reassignment side effects.
The cardboard gardens are in full bloom this time of year. There is also that one intersection everyone stands in.
I heard they had to bring in extra toilets today... so you might wanna bring your own TP... if there’s any left in your town.
Don't tell anyone you've got money. Especially not American money.
Bring some ID You will be stopped and frisked at the border. If you have a little something for the border guards, things could go smoothly.
No borders, no wall, no C H A Z at all!
Actually... I heard you have to show ID to get in.
Tucker 2024?
Raz/Tucker 2024
Who's Raz?
Aka President Camacho from Idiocracy
Shit. Now I know everyone’s shit is all Emotional right now
Bullshit! Its Raz from the new country Chaz? Thats fucking retareded
Wasntt that trans (girl? guy? I dont remember) on "The Learning Channel" (i shutter every time i think about that name) named chaz? fitting
Brando
Fuck yes.
These wanna-be hippie commies just hang out there for a few hours and then run back home to mommies basement where everything is provided for them. Absolute embarrassment to America, this CHAZ nonsense
Someone in the Chaz subreddit said “from Australia, know that the world is watching and supporting you” blah blah blah
Hilarious, when they are the laughing stock of America
From Australia, know that the world is watching and laughing their ass off along side you.
I find that a lot of Reddit users supporting US leftists are not even in North America.
From Australia, Waiting for Raz to change his name to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Waaaaaaait a minute.... If CHAZ is a new country, isn't there a certain level of our Government that they should be talking to? I mean, mayors and Governors aren't cleared to ratify treaties and conduct foreign diplomacy. Just my thoughts.
I mean, if CHAZ is an autonomous government not beholden to US laws...why can't we all individually form our own Petoria's on our own land and declare ourselves tax havens?
Hello there, fellow sovereign citizen !
Can we.......fucking invade them?
For what?
If they have no laws and are their own country, could we not technically conquer and enslave them?
I don't think they can cancel him. It would kill Fox News as we know it. Unless that's the plan?
Sorry to repeat this from other posts, but you all should visit /r/CapHillAutonomousZone - It's hilarious. I've been trolling and shitposting there all day alongside other keyboard warriors. I don't normally troll but I just can't help myself. TOO much fun.
Got banned once but I'm goin in more stealthy like this time.
Everything on the front page of that sub now claims it's not autonomous, that they don't have guns, that they don't plan on staying, etc. etc.
I think the president's tweet scared the fuck outta them and now they're walking everything back so they don't get a MOAB dropped on their heads.
Just hose them, they probably need a bath.
Drop some mortars on them maybe? That'd be fun.
They might not have guns, but their warlord does.
Except for none of that’s true. Everything is on video. Reporters are all over this and it’s absolutely true
Awesome, going to mess with them right now!
Tier 1 trolling in there. I'm proud of you all. I'm still laughing at that fucker who wants to build a concrete wall. I say help him XD
Tucker is the future of Republican party if it wants to have any future, not Dan Crenshaw, RINOs or Ivanka.
100%
Anyone who votes for Crenshaw, Romney, Rubio, or Haley is just as bad as the socialists voting for AOC and Bernie.
Crenshaw and Ivanka really has done a lot of great work here.
Amen Forever
Full tucker [will get taken down in few hours]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c30Wx8nWLuc
Why will it get taken down?
It's not uploaded by Fox so I think copyright issues. Happens every night.
When armed conservative protestors peacefully assemble at their state capital buildings in opposition of state-mandated stay-at-home orders lasting nearly 3 months, they're labeled "domestic terrorists" by the media, and people like CNN's Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon complain that they aren't being beaten and imprisoned for it.
When armed leftists violently riot, occupy, and lay claim to capital buildings and city property, erecting barricades, creating checkpoints, extorting local citizens, and claiming to be their own independent nation, they're praised by the same media.
We can't let them bury this. Rub this shit in their faces.
They can come back but they must do it LEGALLY.
Back of the line!
It was brilliant, as usual.
He does such a good job-- how long can he last on the air?
What if another zone was created next to this one, then declared war on CHAZ? Would it be considered a legitimate war and the USA could not arrest anyone?
Part of me is amused with how stupid this whole thing, from the crops to the day 1 warlord, but the other part is furious with how this isn't being handled by fire and brimstone.
I'm way more on the furious side. Look what we let them get away with...
Current America or at least establishment running it is a fucking joke
Absolutely infuriating that no one is willing to stand up to them. The cops admit they’ve been battling for weeks, actually battling, people being hurt. They Mayor orders them to abandon the territory and precinct.
Every person that’s doing something illegal needs to be arrested right away, and charged! They throw stuff at the police constantly, but do nothing in return. The chief listed off many other crimes, including extortion. There are many other illegal things going on. Everyone is to pussy to put an end to it, and it’s at the expense of the normal sane residents
We should send them so many “care packages” of chicken tendies that they’ll have nowhere to put them all. Bonus points if we use fire-fighting helicopters to do so.
I would like for helicopters to hover over CHAZ and play Yakity Sax from The Benny Hill Show on repeat. Or play it through any available speakers, like what they did in London.
We could use the helicopters to give them all... sight seeing tours.
I only watch clips of Fox and Tucker on here, this was one of the best I've seen lately. Spot on
These kids are LARP'ing and it'll be hilarious when the first national guard bulldozer rolls through.
But only half as brutally as the police are about to
Can you expand on that please.
This is literally one of the funniest things I've watched recently. He's not even a comedian, yet he was funnier than half of them who get paid to be try and be funny and he wasn't even trying. God bless Tucker Carlson!
Population of virtually no skills... Of any kind 😆
Could we please build an adjacent nation beside it and call it Kekistan? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
It would be like Mexico and US border. But we're the one trafficking vegan foodies which would allow our cartels to manipulate their government.
When I hear Chaz, all I can think about is Cher's son / daughter. Lol.
Walls work.
seeing those retard larpers do a sing along is so pathetic. ok now that the sing along is over....now what? you don't know. you never did. you weren't equipped for that. you're equipped so chant slogans obey your masters. you're out of ur element now and everybody is laughing at you. and this isn't the gandhi laughing where "they fight you and you win" cuz the fight isn't coming. only the laughing is.
How is it hell on earth though. I thought Seattle loved leftist politicians and mayors. They're giving the people what they want
I'll pass. It probably smells like cat piss, used douche bags and from under cheese.
Chazquistidores!
Please God, don't cancel Tucker
He can’t be canceled. He’d just immediately move to OANN or go independent.
Just tried to send Chaz a meat lovers pizza. Unfortunately the order got cancelled.
Leader - "WHO'S CITY HALL!?!?!?!"
Sheep - "OUR CITY HALL!!!!!"
Leader - "WHO'S CITY HALL!?!?!?"
Hans Moleman - "Arsenio Hall!"
I said it before and I’ll say it again. If we lost occupancy of our own territory (Seattle Autonomous Zone) just imagine what a foreign country could do. We need to get prepared for the worst. Just sayin.
Nothing says "autonomous" like going home to mommy at night after you've LARP'd with your pals like children playing in a treehouse.
I love Tucker, he’s my hero.
Cities and States cannot make treaties with foreign Countries.
Ladies and Gentleman, consider this plan....we can all have our own CHAZ...all we have to do is just declare our humble abode the Autonomous Nation of (X)...For Example we have a multi-acre property here out west. It is now the Autonomous Nations of (X) Be certain to notify the local news and have your own flag, (Kek be with you) And just carry one with your daily life knowning you are now a citizen of the Autonomous Nation of (X)...We can all join in and have fun. Our demands will bring down the whole systematic shebang...such as the demand to eliminate green M and M's...and such...
JFC.
That was a great pivot from Tucker. Another home run intro.
Hard to believe they are letting them get away with this crap! Do the Democrats not even care about maintaining their power in a city they control?
Tucker was on fire with this segment.
are those airsoft guns?
That subreddit getting absolutely smashed by all you beautiful people. I do think even the left can see the insanity of this all.
That Seattle mayor whatever her name is should be in jail. And the police chief should be fired.
I hear Chaz has rich oil deposits...
Beyond Thunderchaz
Stop the world I wanna get off. A popular musical in the 1960s is just as relevant today, if not more so.