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posted ago by shipoutofdanger ago by shipoutofdanger +2787 / -0
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Valensiakol 337 points ago +338 / -1

Okay, now do it for real, or I declare no balls.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 119 points ago +119 / -0

5 caterpillars armed with 3 cans of spray paint each at 0300 could get that done in less than 3 minutes.

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Hiraeth 80 points ago +80 / -0

Any of us from Reddit a few years back have already trained in the whole "paint by sections" bit from that pixel event

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 46 points ago +47 / -1

That was fun, my goal was messing with the E.U. flag.

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NomadicKrow 58 points ago +59 / -1

Question. Why does something that isn't a country or state have a flag? Why does an alliance between European nations have its own Governing body that dictates laws to those in the alliance? Why does the EU want its own military?

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FuckCommies 62 points ago +62 / -0

Globalism.

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Canadian-Bacon 32 points ago +32 / -0

Why does the EU want its own military?

A Soviet soldier... A lot of them came from Central Asia before, but lately they've been using more and more Russians. Simple really - there's less hesitation to pull the trigger if they're not fighting their own. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's humanity for you. -Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot

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GGJanitor 16 points ago +16 / -0

What would psycho mantis say though?

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Canadian-Bacon 15 points ago +15 / -0

"From the moment we're thrown into this world, we're fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery." - Psycho Mantis

Dude swallowed a box of black pills.

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TRUMP_WILL_PUNISH 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I see you like to play Castlevania"

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

no, pede, those bolshois were killing the White Russians, and never felt allegiance to them

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Italians_Invented_2A 15 points ago +15 / -0

Even taking a dick up your ass has its own fucking flag, so it's reasonable that the biggest trading block in the planet has its flag.

NATO has its flag too, and just like the EU is an alliance of different nations.

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Trump2030 7 points ago +7 / -0

When I saw the diversity is a strength for lbgdqprxtz propaganda on the FBI website it made me think what does being able to take a dick up the ass add to our strength.

I can see maybe being able to argue someone from Japan bringing something different to the table but when they ask Obama what he brings to the table and his answer is he can take Mike's dick in his ass. I mean really how is that a strenght?

Or Bruce Jenner. Hey Bruce we really need your help on this problem. His cut your dick off answer really isn't adding anything to humanity.

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DickTick 0 points ago +3 / -3

Hey man, you never know when having the ability to take a lumberjack sized fist up your ass without even flinching will get you out of BBC sized pickle of a situation!

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lmao 8 points ago +10 / -2

The most innocent answer is that they're simply trying to compete by banding together. The biggest country in the EU only has 80 million people (not even top 10 in the world), but together they have (or had before Brexit anyway) around the same as the USA.

But innocent or not, they're definitely trying to do it in a sneaky way like they know it's wrong and nobody would agree if they did it in 1 big step.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the same thing. A collection of American states untied for defense and commerce. It developed into “one nation” a bit later. The difference between the two is that Britain was allowed to leave, while they sent troops into South Carolina.

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Deplorable223 3 points ago +3 / -0

Making the pantifa flag pink

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally forgot about that - was hilarious.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had that American flag going for a while.

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Raindrops1984 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are we going to have a worldwide Scrabble to replace the Great 2016 Capture the Flag?

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah do it right paint rollers 50 gallons of white paint

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americathegr888 39 points ago +41 / -2

If they did, Barr would jump on the case and charge them all with terrorism, guaranteed.

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DrLexLuthor 18 points ago +22 / -4

How is Bill "Epstein's death was an accident" Barr still the AG?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +9 / -1

Murkowski, Gardner, Collins, Rubio, Burr, Mittens, Sasse, 3-4 other never-Trump senate cunts who must confirm the AG.

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Italians_Invented_2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Trump can select an ad interim AG and keep him until the Senate confirms.

So if the Senate doesn't approve Trump keeps his pick

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DL535 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is very true. These are weak people with fragile egos that were traumatized as kids by being mocked and bullied. When you laugh at them, they get triggered super hard. So do it. Mock them. Relentlessly.

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guypenguin4 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's okay to have some fun every once in a while

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DisruptiveChicken 134 points ago +134 / -0

The amount of friends I have that suddenly became “woke” these past 2 weeks is unbelievable. Every post. Every comment. Everything has to be about how I’m a terrible racist even if I don’t think I am. Just because I exist.

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HerrnMalor 57 points ago +57 / -0

Pod people

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SupremeSpez 31 points ago +32 / -1

GET IN THE POD, BIGOT

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TwoWords 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bug men

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo

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Ekgamut 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to get out of the matrix.

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xcvi 39 points ago +39 / -0

Ironically they are the literal opposite of woke. It's more likely that Trump supporters are woke because they know what's actually going on.

I do have to admit BLM tactic of bullying people to spread their message is amplifying it quite a bit for now. It could backfire when it finally goes too far. Not a good way to get real traction for your cause.

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ZacPetkanas 9 points ago +9 / -0

when it finally goes too far.

We passed that point a few weeks ago. The BLM riots and all the corporate pandering have helped me to develop a deep feeling of apathy towards blacks. Until they clean up their own culture I'm not interested in anything they have to say.

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boxmakingmachines 28 points ago +28 / -0

Every post. Every comment. Everything has to be about how I’m a terrible racist even if I don’t think I am. Just because I exist.

The double-think is off the charts right now.

In the span of 48 hours, I saw multiple people post that quote about how no race is above the other and society can't progress until we realize all races are equal, and then almost immediately post things like "You need to understand that inequalities exist between different races".

NPCs are so fucking stupid, it's unbelievable.

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are literally living under fascism

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NACAM 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's been the opposite for me. Every single person I know that's even a little political is voting trump (if they weren't already) as of the last few weeks.

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DontApologize 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nice. Maybe I shouldn't watch that black pilled guy on youtube - but i feel the opposite. USA is going to have to go Venezuela for 80 years before people wise up.. We would hope they would learn by checking out other countries but no.. Lefties feel like they are winning big time.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro where you live, Narnia? Hobbiton?

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here, I'll be the one to say it:

If everyone in society is racist to some degree, then it must not be that big a deal.

[Sure, libs pretend to virtue signal that they're exempt. But it's clear as day how racist they are...they consider blacks too weak and stupid to get along without their wonderful white interference.]

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Long_time_lurker 127 points ago +127 / -0

And here I was expecting someone to erase the V in "BLACK LIVES MATTER."

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THELEADERSOFMEN 52 points ago +52 / -0

That’s a very reasonable compromise.

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teleomorph 15 points ago +16 / -1

I'd support some group adding "ALL" to the phrase, drawing attention the right-wing hashtag #ALLBlackLivesMatter (Harder to say it's "raycis" like 'all lives matter' or 'black lies' or 'it's ok to be white')

Get some wide paint rollers at the hardware store and 3 guys can add the word ALL in 15 minutes.

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Austin62Halo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Erase the BL CK and add LL and you have all lives matter.

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's logical thinking.

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Bigpandas1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Or change the B to an S, making it Slack Lives Matter

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just black out the V in LIVES

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Marble68 60 points ago +60 / -0

We need a truck with paint, radar to track speed, and an array of spray guns.

Then, just drive down the road and "print" a message on the road.

Measuring speed, it'd work like an inkjet printer - turn them off and on as you drive.

Middle of night - cruise down a street - let your voice be heard! LOL

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Hiraeth 27 points ago +27 / -0

I have the skillset to build this but not the balls to drive it...

...ANY DRIVERS?

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green_dragon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll do that shit

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fingerofkek 10 points ago +10 / -0

This exists already.

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Deplora 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look into the paint and sprayers that NYC uses to paint crosswalks and such on roads that can simply never be closed. I watched this happening once, and it was really awesome.

Middle of a weekday, Lexington Avenue in midtown. Traffic light goes red, guys with awesome paint sprayers walk across the crosswalk spraying on new crosswalk paint. They get to the other side just before traffic light goes green. Hundreds of cars proceed to drive over the newly painted crosswalk, which doesn't give up a molecule of its new paint. I'm guessing it's some kind of super-fast-setting epoxy, and probably involves mixing two substances as they're sprayed on.

If you could mount sprayers with this kind of paint hidden in a small truck or large van with an open bottom, you could just drive it down a street any old time, and be lost in traffic before anyone realized what happened and thought of looking for a vehicle that did it.

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Marble68 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man - mount it under a van, use a raspberry pi to neater speed and control the sprayers.

As it goes through traffic, based on speed, it “prints” words under the van.

Roflmao - lane 1 “TRUMP”, circle the block, in lane 2, “2020”

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Nikola_S1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be difficult to merge messages in different lanes.

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Marble68 2 points ago +2 / -0

True - but circle the block and use lanes for text

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WOLOLOOO_v2 39 points ago +39 / -0

We should really do this. This is just shopped, right?

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Formerlurker92 24 points ago +24 / -0

I would pay any amount to see that and the ensuing shit show.

Avoid the question now MSM. Is it ok to be white?

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July041776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only if you kneel and kiss POC feet, and even then probably not.

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like to revise my previous 'any amount' statement. I would pay cash, I would never do that. ;)

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COCOMOJOE 22 points ago +22 / -0

Them mad lads!

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DemigoD 20 points ago +26 / -6

I don't understand what they did

This looks like someone just photoshopped it's ok to be white on a picture, who cares

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's all it seems to be. Maybe OP has some wishful thinking that they do it or 4chan was bandying the idea around. Who knows.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Das raycis

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TakenusernameA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone got a plane that can be used to write this in the sky above the CHAZ?

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iactuallylovetrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who is this '4chan' ??

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MikesBigJockstrap 3 points ago +3 / -0

He may have been just a system administrator.

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slaphappy2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next street painting : "ISLAM IS RIGHT ABOUT WOMEN"

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a public forum. If the DC mayor doesn't like your message - she sends her Praetorian guard to have you arrested.

I like Trump, but I wouldn't count on him sending the military or secret service to bust me out of jail.

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July041776 6 points ago +6 / -0

That and we're not going to steal the paint to do this...or block off a street and keep people from going to work or getting to a fire. And we realize that someone is eventually going to have to clean it up...which is tax payer money because that's going to be a city employee probably...which goes back to us having jobs and thus paying taxes in the first place.

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Hiraeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, we could always use spray chalk...

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Labyrinth9000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did they actually paint this or is it photoshopped?

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DatNewbChemist 7 points ago +7 / -0

They should actually do this (ideally in DC as that's getting the most coverage). The wording is perfect. It's not saying one race is better than another, it's not saying someone should be ashamed of a race, it's just saying it's acceptable to be a race. There's no way to interpret that wording as "supremacist". But - without question - the media and the super radical protesters will fly into a rage and will basically start saying that phrase is wrong and show what they really believe - that white people are not okay. It would cause so many to see through this BLM bullshit. Dem supporters that are near moderate would absolutely begin questioning if they really identify with their party anymore and it could easily boost Trump up a few points because he's refused to buy into this race pandering/baiting crap.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

DC? Doing it in CHAZ would be infinitely cooler.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

CHAZ would lead to a lot more screeching from the left, but media is already intentionally under reporting the messed up situation in Seattle. DC has had endless coverage and that’s where the mayor changed a street name to “Black Lives Matter” and where they painted a street. Painting “It’s okay to be white” in DC will get way more coverage which will lead to more people seeing how insane this has gotten.

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like photoshop, but hopefully drawn up as a sort of plan.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, not only is it shopped, it's a shot of the BLM paint. Apple Maps updated their top-down view to include it, which is just another load of bs on top of all the other bs.

So this image is just medicinal, turning a shitty situation into a funny one.

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now somebody just needs to hack Apple Maps (and Google Maps and any other big-tech maps that have publicly viewable satellite images) and make the new message appear there. People will quickly fall for it and it will go viral.

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CarlosDangerrr 4 points ago +4 / -0

I prefer "BLUC KIVES MATTER"

You know its misspelled but you cant tell if its Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter.

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Kekintosh2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Comrade Wray raiding intensifies

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MAGA_100X 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now we need "epstein didn't kill himself"

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Right0hio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not just OK, it's great!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s all start wearing shirts w it fuck it.

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anonspoonklank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Garmin says take a right turn on White street onto Power street

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

HHaha

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope Raz approved of this

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everylastjuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kramer-Paints-Highway-Episode.jpg

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh please yes

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +3 / -1

No, that's photoshopped, and poorly photoshopped at that.

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FragoDelight 2 points ago +2 / -0

“We didn’t say it’s not Okay to be black or brown or anything else. All we’re saying is that it’s OK to be white. Oh that’s too extreme for you? How about ‘white people exist’?”

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MsQleo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was this on /pol/ or elsewhere?

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Droford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone pay Elon musk to send a rocket to the moon and sandblast it on the surface of the moon so when its a full moon they all get triggered like werewolves

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone care to explain what we're looking at?

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SharkTeamTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

An opportunity.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 0 points ago +1 / -1

Still have exactly no idea what I'm looking at.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +2 / -1

A poor photoshop.