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posted ago by dudeNamedKev ago by dudeNamedKev +2700 / -0

We all know that the polls lauded on the MSM are fake news, but I was wondering of any of you have actually ever been polled? I have personally received unsolicited texts asking for support for Demonrats, but never once have I been polled. I ask because I want to reassure our worried pedes that the polls are biased and that conservatives are being excluded. If I am wrong about this, please share your experience about how the polling went. If I am right (I am), I would like to provide those worried about Trump's chances in November a bit of reassurance that we are on the right path and that we will Make America Great Again!

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Pantagruel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did a phone poll maybe 20 years ago--but it was for a local race. Questions were so biased it felt like I was on candid camera.
"What is your reaction if you were told that Representative Kerplotski was accused of possibly beating his wife with a length of garden hose? Would you be more or less likely to vote for him?"
To which I responded enthusiastically, "Well, I think this country NEEDS more men who can keep order in their own house. Does he beat his mother-in-law, too?" There was a moment of silence on the line before they continued. Polling has to be a mind numbing job, so I sincerely hope my answers brightened their day just a little.