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posted ago by dudeNamedKev ago by dudeNamedKev +2700 / -0

We all know that the polls lauded on the MSM are fake news, but I was wondering of any of you have actually ever been polled? I have personally received unsolicited texts asking for support for Demonrats, but never once have I been polled. I ask because I want to reassure our worried pedes that the polls are biased and that conservatives are being excluded. If I am wrong about this, please share your experience about how the polling went. If I am right (I am), I would like to provide those worried about Trump's chances in November a bit of reassurance that we are on the right path and that we will Make America Great Again!

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ProphetOfKek 327 points ago +333 / -6

My only polling experience: I was a high school student at the time. Automated phone poll, reported I was over 80, black, female, and voting republican. Watched the news later that week showing that a higher than expected amount of black females were voting republican 😂

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Apersonofinterest 41 points ago +41 / -0

One man can make a difference.

spez: Or woman but people things will never make a difference in anything.

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Flowers_for_Alger 3 points ago +3 / -0

probable that his response DID alter results...shifty surveys have small sample sizes

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Shitposter69 55 points ago +55 / -0

+10 points if you did it in a man's voice

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Toughsky_Shitsky 68 points ago +68 / -0

A woman can have a man's voice .. and a man's genitals ... bigot

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Shitposter69 37 points ago +37 / -0

God what was I thinking. I must kneel now to show my cuckness.

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 18 points ago +18 / -0

and you must publicly apologize and your wife too has to aplogize

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Yutterh 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hey don't talk about Michael Obama like that you hypocrit.

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Shitposter69 6 points ago +6 / -0

She does the hottest quarter push ups.

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RedReddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Automated

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lmao 0 points ago +1 / -1

maybe he had to press the buttons back then.

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publ1us 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shitposting IRL. Amazing.

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Constipatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

These days if you don't identify that way they probably just hang up.

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

But if you do identify that way, automatic job hire.

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Soulmask 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would FOR SURE say I would vote Biden and always answer the most ridiculous SJW answer for all other questions.