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posted ago by dudeNamedKev ago by dudeNamedKev +2700 / -0

We all know that the polls lauded on the MSM are fake news, but I was wondering of any of you have actually ever been polled? I have personally received unsolicited texts asking for support for Demonrats, but never once have I been polled. I ask because I want to reassure our worried pedes that the polls are biased and that conservatives are being excluded. If I am wrong about this, please share your experience about how the polling went. If I am right (I am), I would like to provide those worried about Trump's chances in November a bit of reassurance that we are on the right path and that we will Make America Great Again!

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ReligionOfPoop 8 points ago +9 / -1

and if I recall went almost 40 minutes

I would have to be at the very least tipsy, maybe stoned, in order to want to give 40 minutes of my time to anything from New Jersey.

I apologize to any frens in New Jersey. I'm across the border in PA and I have my fucking eye on you guys.

And your women are nuts. Something in the water AND IT'S TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY.

Edit: NJ isn't SO bad I guess....

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grassshrimp 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm across the border in PA

I live "down the shore" and all of your frens from PA are all over the place in my town, we're over-run, even more than during a typical summer. It's crazy.

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ReligionOfPoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

My girlfriend has never been to an ocean, and my son will be turning 3 and has already been talking about going to the ocean. We may make a day trip or something because I'm trying to save money, but have no idea where to go/if its even "open."

Any suggestions? I'll edit out my previous comment of New Jersey.

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