No, seriously! Using the current ennui (of the total abandonment of all logic by the left, and even many in the so-called 'center'), one could probably successful place a candidate at the helm of a new 'Black Lives Matter' Party, and cross-list this person at the top of the Socialist ticket (not sure if they've chosen a candidate yet, and even if they have, maybe push that person out and say it'd be racist of the Socialist party not to accept this new, more viable option).

Then, once this person is atop the ticket of the now-popular BLM Party and ever-hip-among-losers Socialist Party, start going at Biden from the deranged left.

• Cite ridiculous things like "do we need another old, white male president?" (presuming that our new BLM party shill is none of these things)

• Start trying to find Biden's genealogical tree (if we can't find it, make one up) showing that he is the direct descendant of slave owners through at least a few different paths. Cite this as a reason for deranged leftists to never vote for him (as he currently owes back-reparations and is not even acknowledging the sum, let alone set up a payment plan).

• Highlight the fact that he does not want to abolish the police.

• Start quoting and avidly distributing Joe Biden's Best of the 70s (preferably in video format), like this beauty:

I think the Democratic Party could stand a liberal George Wallace—someone who's not afraid to stand up and offend people, someone who wouldn't pander but would say what the American people know in their gut is right. - Joe Biden, 1975

(George Wallace was famously a segregationist and literally had KKK members writing some of his speeches.)

and this:

(W)hen it comes to issues like abortion, amnesty, and acid, I'm about as liberal as your grandmother. I don't like the Supreme Court decision on abortion. I think it went too far. I don't think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body. I support a limited amnesty, and I don't think marijuana should be legalized. - Joe Biden, June 1974

another beauty (this time against racial integration):

We've lost our bearings since the 1954 "Brown vs. School Board" desegregation case. To "desegregate" is different than to "integrate." I got into trouble with Democratic liberals in 1972 when I refused to support a quota-system for the Democratic National Convention. I am philosophically opposed to quota-systems; they insure mediocrity. The new integration plans being offered are really just quota-systems to assure a certain number of blacks, Chicanos, or whatever in each school. That, to me, is the most racist concept you can come up with; what it says is, "in order for your child, with curly black hair, brown eyes, and dark skin to be able to learn anything, he needs to sit next to my blond-haired, blue-eyed son." That's racist! Who the hell do we think we are, that the only way a black man or woman can learn is if they rub shoulders with my white child? -Joe Biden, September 1975

• Focus the above in purple states the strongest (PA, MI, WI, FL, AZ even MN).

By the end of this, if our new foil candidate receives even 5% of the vote in those states (and that is a very low estimate, in this crazy post-logic world), we should handily have GEOTUS elected for 4 more years to keep doing his thing! You will have effectively SAVED AMERICA!********