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sustainable_saltmine [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

The "Autonomous Zone" doesn't look so "autonomous". Real autonomy relies on only itself. if they can't produce all these things without outside help, they're just illegally occupying a territory

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bigmikespen15 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even then, trade between autonomous regions/states is a thing. What are they providing in exchange for said supplies?

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DX5_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have a different system of trade.

Step 1: Make a list of things you want.

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

"ICE (the good kind)"

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liberalfetchmycoffee 13 points ago +14 / -1

Most of the above looks like a commissary list for prison inmates.

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

🔔🔔🔔🔔

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Spotlight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why dont they send someone to buy it?

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liberalfetchmycoffee 13 points ago +14 / -1

They took up a collection of everyone's cash on hand.

$ 6.47

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webthing 11 points ago +11 / -0

FUCK YOU COMMIES!

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Spotlight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shoes? Lol theyve only been there 1 week

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realJohnBarron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Men's clothing too. You can go for a while in the same outfit and still get by

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Marshall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why wash your clothes when you can beg for new stuff.

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RussianBot2 4 points ago +4 / -0

and no mommy around to wash it

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MAGACAP 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should see some of these commies

I wonder what they are going to do with the body wash since hippies rarely take care of personal hygiene

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Marshall 9 points ago +9 / -0

This reminds me of the old fashioned response to kids threatening to run away from Mama.

  1. Pack them a Lunch.
  2. Put them on the front porch.
  3. Lock the door until they realize they want back in and have to knock and ask to return.
  4. Mom instructs child that they should think before threatening to leave again.

This technique was popular 50 years ago.

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Telcontar2012 8 points ago +8 / -0

Portable solar chargers.

No ability to charge their smartphones, no access to social media.

They'll regress into feral beasts within a week.

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IT_WAS_THE_RUSSIANS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shoes strangely listed twice. You'd think everyone there had a pair when they started, why do they need so many? And why do they only need men's clothing? So many questions...

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

They keep throwing their shoes over the power lines to mark their territory.

Mom! I need new SHOES!!!! GAAAAWD!

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FullyAutomaticTrebuc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahahaha, body wash. Like any of them have taken a shower ever in their adult lives...

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de9ebkmd7 7 points ago +7 / -0

mens shoes? male pants? Bigots!!

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Anfernee62 7 points ago +7 / -0

Body lotion. Is BLM getting ashy. This is a priority.

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Requesting electrolytes... It's what soy bois crave

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Notallbadboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure, we will give you all these capability produced goods for free simply because you’re throwing a temper tantrum after running away from home. Get bent bitch ass commies.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh no they're not comfortable living in 3rd world conditions within Soymalia and want to live more like capitalists. I'd die of laughter if someone told them to start producing their own goods. Imagine the factory working conditions, they'd get strikes in days. Notice capitalism supplies every need on this list.

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MAGA-Rita 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like they're adding things to mommy's shopping list on the fridge

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Tocqueville 2 points ago +2 / -0

is that how it works? we just post a sign with a list of stuff and people will bring it to us?

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re Autonomous, start acting like it.

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WaffleBiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Male clothing? Isn't gender not real?

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Spotlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clarifying that when you ask for ice you dont mean meth is not something functional members of society have to do.