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FuckU/Spez 19 points ago +19 / -0

When I was in the Marines they taught that. "Softening blow"... grab twist pull (your sack), eye gouge, throat punch, finger in nose, all sort of cheap shots. But there is no clean fights in war. Unfortunately most of these antifags are just asking for a hurting if it ever came down to this. Exhibit A: MoldyLocks

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lo_there 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahaha my Infantry platoon use to have shin kicking competitions where you hold each other's shoulders and kick the fuck out of each other till one quits.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, I got immune to bruising on my shins before I was 10 from playing hockey. Seriously, sooner or later your body just says fuck it. Now if you stomp on their metatarsal? Perfect combination because their head WILL go down, so uppercut anywhere above the shoulder and you're gold.

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s mid foot for the layperson. (I looked it up.)

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was always interesting to me. In the school yard you just didn't go for a guys nuts. Then you study Kung Fu and it's all go for the balls. It becomes clear why. You wanna fuck around and fight fair, you are going to die.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you're saying we don't need to fight fair if/when the showdown with anqueefa comes? Ok. I see how they train. (They don't know how to train)

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The_Almighty_Kek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahhhh I could have gone the rest of my life without thinking about that again (moldylocks)

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking colonialist REEEEE

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

COLO-NIZE-URRRRGH!

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know they'd like to receive OP's righteous stave where the sun don't shine.

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

I 'll just shoot you I'm to old play with idiots

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ddragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indiana Jones style