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Mavdick96 339 points ago +341 / -2

Get fucked Smollett.

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JesusMaga 106 points ago +107 / -1

I’ve received several emails from some Nigerian princes who would agree with you.

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Raindrops1984 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yeah, I just got an email from one of them. Apparently their father just died but will pay Jussie’s bail and all I have to do is send $7500 to free the funds. Yay!

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xcvi 55 points ago +55 / -0

Hey careful. He's the gay Tupac.

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MobileDev4Trump 64 points ago +65 / -1

Tupac was the gay Tupac.

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WhoElse 24 points ago +25 / -1

tis true

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MachNine 6 points ago +6 / -0

We should make movies portraying this and other things that would cause infighting in their ranks. Imagine rappers and black actors having to pretend it was a beautiful touching tribute to one of their idols or else the gay black alliance implodes?

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

IIRC there was a movie made about Michael Jackson raping multiple little boys. The black community still defends him to this day. Dave Chapelle literally said that the boys should feel grateful that they were raped by him. They wouldn't bat an eye at Tupac being gay.

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Modus_Pwninz 25 points ago +25 / -0

Emphasis on gay, citation needed for the Tupac.

Then again, Tupac was renowned for gangsta rap but was actually just a drama school poet. So, maybe it's apt.

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FineParticles 10 points ago +10 / -0

It was the gangsta part of the gangsta rap that got him killed. He thought he had to represent to have credibility, but when you combined fame with gang affiliation you become a target.

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NautiFella 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell of a poet.

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russianbot4673 2 points ago +2 / -0

he started out as a backup dancer for digital underground. then he went and took some acting classes and lo and behold, all of a sudden he was acting all tough and a 'real true n***'. i'm sure that's all just a strange coincidence though.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jupac

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Covfefe_Injection 19 points ago +20 / -1

GET FUCKEN FUCKEDLY FUCKED FUCKER!!!

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NautiFella 7 points ago +7 / -0

<twitching in grammar nazi>

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SwampSwan 5 points ago +5 / -0

drools & signs 'Call 911, please, for I am legit having a fucking grammar nazi aneurysm; also, please be sure to tell my Ma I love her.

Please don't tell my kids about my grammar nazi past, as I am concerned that it may not only damage their perception of me but also, unfortunately, of themselves.

I hope you will assure my children that although I was always a stickler as pertained to grammar and punctuation, it was never anything personal.

However, if they refuse to adopt the routine use of my beloved Oxford Comma they will inherit nothing. Do you hear me, kids? NOTHING.

Thank you for your very prompt attention to this most important matter.

As ever, kind regards and best wishes,

G. Nazi'

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NautiFella 3 points ago +3 / -0

How'd you get the transcript so quick?

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A1waysLurk1ing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Danny:

[shouts] For f*** sakes, Ricky! What the f*** are you doing with the satellites? I paid ten fin' dollars! I want my fing satellite signal! Jesus Christ!

Ricky:

Danny, chill the f*** out! I'm fing trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the f down.

Satellite Employee:

Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.

Julian:

Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.

Ricky:

[starts throwing dishes off the roof] I'll take every fing one of these down, is that what you want? Fin' retards. I don't give a f*** about this stupid bullshit. [smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield] There, they're in the f***in' van, now leave.

Danny:

[in the background] Ten f***in' dollars a month!

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

How rude!

His name is pronounced as "Smoe-lee-ay," which FYI is colloquial French for "Liar, liar, pants on fire smarmy little son of a bitch you're going to jail Trump2020"