At this point I can only believe the D party goes waaaay out of their way to find the most stereotypical looking people to run for office. Same with the msm. You rarely find an attractive minority on them it's always some random who looks like they fished them out of a ghetto and stuck them in a suit.
A "mammy" of the old south was beloved as a second mother by all.
Buts that's racist, so don't judge them for pushing a child-eating Jabba the Hut archetype.
If eyes are the gateway to the soul she never had one to begin with. Her cackling. Everthing about her. I make jokes...but I seriously wouldn't be surprised if she ate an aborted child with her "spirit cooking" bullshit. Evil incarnate.
Never forget, Bill and Sammy Hagar are about the same age, Sammy has also been drinking, banging groupies, partying, and doing drugs for 40 years. Bill lives with Hillary. Look at a modern picture of both and you'll see what I'm getting at.
Donald Trump smells like someone who has Fuck You money but still decides to jump into the mud pit just so the rest of us would know how it feels like to win so bigly, it turns the other guy insane forever.
Do you remember when Biden was on one of the cable news shows talking about how his VP was going to be a woman and they brought this whale into the conversation and it grew super awkward. It was just a day or two after that horrible magazine photoshoot she did.
Bert the Bailiff, with an expression of amused indifference and a touch of disgust, gingerly picks up the defendant's food-stained evidence papers with 2 fingers, without making eye contact with the angry, triggered defendant and brings them to the Bench.
Well lets make sure we keep on hand that video clip of Tulsa Gabbard ripping her to shreds during the debate. If we replay that over and over that should be good enough
Plus black folks don't like her. By voting for Barack Obama in record numbers, blacks have shown they will vote for someone who is married to a strong black man.
Kamala is a corrupt prosecutor who is married to the white Urkel.
If the riots have shown us one thing it's that a white Democratic Presidential candidate who picks a black running mate is a dead person walking if they win.
"23 Skidoo! Tell ya what, folks. We're gonna gather up the fat, all the energy... all the energy from the thing and the area and harness it to create a monster. That monster will need to be ready to become president day one. You can take that to the bank and smoke it!" -Joe B
Patrice. Giraldo. Gone too soon. TCWCQ was a great show. It'll never been tried again since that kind of honest content would anger the far left Seattle yahoos.
I wholeheartedly agree with you. Tough Crowd would have had ample material during this current political climate. With conservatives like Nick DiPaolo, any comedic take on the Democrats' boorish behaviors would have been so worthwhile to see. I do watch Nick DiPaolo's podcasts, and his take on current political events -- particularly, his grilling of dysfunctional Nancy and her minions -- is so worth the watch.
A few years back, Anthony Cumia was looking into another Tough Crowd series for Comedy Central. But his watered-down effort wouldn't have been worth the watch. And, quite frankly, without Patrice and Giraldo, the show would have been lacking any kind of spontaneous edge. Additionally, Cumia's very strange background, including claims of pedophilia, were put forward in the press. Rightfully, Cumia has now been ostracized from the entertainment industry. And that was the final nail in the coffin for his Tough Crowd effort.
As an O&A fan going back to 2004 or so, I am well-aware of Anthony and his goings on.
I still think everyone could've pulled off a new Tough Crowd. People out there, a lot of us, are clamoring for some uncensored and funny talks about the current US climate.
Colin still couldve hosted it. Tons of comedians from all walks of life wouldve been great to have on, but I feel like the more liberal voices would've gotten beaten soundly on a nightly basis.
I am all for another Tough Crowd, and I like the idea of Colin Quinn hosting it again. But I don't think a PG version on Comedy Central would fly. The show would have to be a daily panel show. Would it be on Netflix? Amazon Prime? I just don't know which platform's decision-makers would give the green light to a show with such spontaneous and unscripted talk about race, LGBTQWERTY+ and disabled Americans. But just imagine how the panel would attack each other for how much gray hair is on Nick DiPaolo, how much weight was gained by Bobby Kelly. Another problem.might be that there'd never be a liberal-thinking comic to appear as a panelist.
Jim David was a somewhat regular panelist, and I recall him leaning left in his ideology. So a comic like Jim David would do fine with the other panelists. But I agree with you that the uber-liberal panelist, like Mark Maron or Janeane Garofalo, would be drawn and quartered.
BTW I've searched for a long time to purchase the two full seasons of TCWCQ -- even on VHS. But I've had no luck. There are a majority of episodes on YouTube, but there are just too many lost episodes. Have you had any luck trying to find any other TCWCQ source?
I don't care how she looks, I care that she is a shit choice for any office in the land. This whole D party is a bunch of incompetent assholes that can't run a gumball machine let alone a government.
I liked him in The Green Mile
Modeling Goodyear tire necklaces?
This is not aunt Jemima. This thing may have eaten poor aunt Jemima
At this point I can only believe the D party goes waaaay out of their way to find the most stereotypical looking people to run for office. Same with the msm. You rarely find an attractive minority on them it's always some random who looks like they fished them out of a ghetto and stuck them in a suit.
"You rarely find an attractive minority on them". That's because Candace Owens and Stacy Dash are conservatives.
Dash is a nut job.
She is not Aunt Jemima.
She's never done an honest day's work in her life, as those who have performed the role of Aunt Jemima did. Those people were good people. She is not.
Grifter. Racist.
A "mammy" of the old south was beloved as a second mother by all. Buts that's racist, so don't judge them for pushing a child-eating Jabba the Hut archetype.
I'm tired, boss.
tired of bein' on the road
Ate a dog tired.
"I ain't no ways taaaarrrrrd"
Madea goes to Washington cancelled.
Don’t be silly. This is Patrice O’Neal’s sister.
Dude was an underrated legend. We lost him way too soon. He would be having a field day right now. RIP
Fuck grape soda.
Don't be sillier-that is Patrice O'Neal. Sure, he's put on a few pounds...
Treat yourself and watch "Elephant in the Room".
youtu.be/-dulGdlC6hs
RIP Green Mile Dude
He was either in a relationship or married to that idiot Omarosa.
Conspiracy circles say Omarosa poinsened him, but i don't have sauce
She looks like farts smell.
She very likely also smells that way.
I've heard Hillary smells like Sulfur
If any human is Satan it's Hillary Clinton. That fucking reptilian is the epitome of evil.
Edit: sp...need sleep
If eyes are the gateway to the soul she never had one to begin with. Her cackling. Everthing about her. I make jokes...but I seriously wouldn't be surprised if she ate an aborted child with her "spirit cooking" bullshit. Evil incarnate.
What's on Anthony Weiner's computer?
I'm sure things that can't be unseen. I really wonder what was in all of those destroyed e-mails...? What the codewords are?
Never forget, Bill and Sammy Hagar are about the same age, Sammy has also been drinking, banging groupies, partying, and doing drugs for 40 years. Bill lives with Hillary. Look at a modern picture of both and you'll see what I'm getting at.
Nancy Pelosi smells like Formaldehyde.
Joe Biden smells like a day care center.
Barrack Obama smells like a privileged white man.
Donald Trump smells like someone who has Fuck You money but still decides to jump into the mud pit just so the rest of us would know how it feels like to win so bigly, it turns the other guy insane forever.
How would we know? Anyone who has gotten close enough to her has been suicided.
Obama too.
Just imagine that F. U. P. A. smell. 🐟
PHOOPA
Says the guy that shit posts a lot of memes...
I feel personally attacked
You have a valid argument.
You should change your diet.
Hilary looks how sharts smell.
Some Cheesecake Factory Manager is about to be destroyed.
This one?
You mean bathroom?
Grimace
Grimace ate the hamburgler
Lois, Pete Buttjudge steals hamburgers, Stacy Abrams is Kathy Griffin's retarded friend
Yeah, Grimace is OG. Don't mess with that guy
Sexy blob of purplish dung!
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't you?
Don't you?
My IQ dropped just from looking at this photo. Also I don't think I'm attracted to women anymore. Thanks a lot, OP.
Sorry Bro, had to be done
What does being attracted to women have to do with this photo? Were you into banging whales before?
I'm an ally of the Captain Ahab movement. Please be more tolerant of those who hunt white whales
I identify as oceanic mammal-kin and this offends me.
That gap toothed grimace is not a woman. She is a cunt. You are now safe to go about your business.
Hey, if you stopped paying for makeup that doesn't keep you from looking ugly anyway you could save up for some braces! Just fuckin' saying!
I don't know whether to smile at her or kick a field goal!
Where do we sign up to be kicker?
Some gaps are sexy on some women. Like Keisha Grey. Too bad she now looks like a crack addict.
Good thing she has a lookalike that's not in the prawn industry.
I think she would make a bad VP due to her health being a risk.
Plus her only argument against anything is "white privilege, and that's racist". Its all she has
She probably has trouble walking too.
That didn't stop Obama and that guy is basically Jesus to the left.
Yeah, but he was barely present for any votes. He had almost no record to speak of.
convenient how all his fans forget that he's not black, he's biracial. his mother is as white as mine is.
Has she ever won any election?
She also has a fair amount of credit card debt from memory. I remember it being raised during her run for governor.
Her being VP is not gonna happen, Biden can only nominate one person as VP, and she clearly counts as three.
Do you remember when Biden was on one of the cable news shows talking about how his VP was going to be a woman and they brought this whale into the conversation and it grew super awkward. It was just a day or two after that horrible magazine photoshoot she did.
And Biden had an announcement to make according to the tv host.
You could see she expected the VP announcement and was not amused about being played like that on live TV.
I have to be honest, i felt bad for her for 1/1,000,000,000 of a micro-second.
TOP KEK
Why does this photo look exactly like she's a defendant on Judge Judy about to have her case explained by the announcer.
"the plaintiff is suing the Honey Baked Ham Store after attempting to unhinge her jaw and swallow an entire Easter dinner like an anaconda"
Bert the Bailiff, with an expression of amused indifference and a touch of disgust, gingerly picks up the defendant's food-stained evidence papers with 2 fingers, without making eye contact with the angry, triggered defendant and brings them to the Bench.
Well of course she is, Pede! People with a measurable BGC (Blood Gravy Content) tend to be hot EVERYWHERE!
She was campaigning in N. GA and got lost on her way back to Atlanta. She stopped into a gas station to ask how to get back to 285?
... diet and exercise ma’am.
LOL!!
I’m stealing your joke for my podcast...
Best compliment you could have given me!
You’re welcome!
I'd like to create a gofundme for her braces.
I don't think they allow fund raising for infrastructure projects.
Brutal ! xD
Where is she going to park her campaign bus?
It will be Kamala. It’s in stone at this point.
Well lets make sure we keep on hand that video clip of Tulsa Gabbard ripping her to shreds during the debate. If we replay that over and over that should be good enough
Nope. Kamala brings nothing to the table in regard to swing state status. It'll be Demings (Florida) or Bottoms (Georgia).
I only wish it had been buttigieg/bottoms.
☝️ you! I like you
Plus black folks don't like her. By voting for Barack Obama in record numbers, blacks have shown they will vote for someone who is married to a strong black man.
Kamala is a corrupt prosecutor who is married to the white Urkel.
And their catchy team name would be:
Joe/Blow 2020
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
As long as she has a steady supply of Listerine
HEELS UP
Her ancestors were literally slave owners
Heels up Harris would for sure be Hunters pick
Listen Fat.
Think about it she can’t handle losing. She would be calling for recounts long after Biden concedes.
Imagine how long her recounts would take... She'd have to take off her shoes to count twice as fast
If the riots have shown us one thing it's that a white Democratic Presidential candidate who picks a black running mate is a dead person walking if they win.
"23 Skidoo! Tell ya what, folks. We're gonna gather up the fat, all the energy... all the energy from the thing and the area and harness it to create a monster. That monster will need to be ready to become president day one. You can take that to the bank and smoke it!" -Joe B
I'm a simple man. I see pics of Michelin Man, I upvote.
Everyone loves the Michelin Man!
Also too hot to be governor
Undressing her with your eyes would take a week.
Madam!
Oh my god, how dare they not consider the person who is so delusional she thought she was important enough to be the next president by default.
At least they can scratch off Ugly, Dumb and Obese on their diversity checklist.
Justice 4 George Foreman!
HANDS UP, DON'T EAT! HANDS UP, DON'T EAT!
NO POPEYES, NO PEACE! NO POPEYE'S, NO PEACE!
I CAN'T GRILL!
NO POPEYES TWO PIECE!?
She eats it bones and all. Oof!
She big. Sun Big. Sun hot, so she hot.
The science is settled Drumpftards.
When is Nancy Pelosi going to fat sham her?
That Nutty professor sure had some great characters
The stunt double for Jurassic Park's "now that's one big pile of shit" shit.
snaps gloves
Lets do this.
Looking like Patrice O'Neal's twin sister
RIP Patrice. You were a legend in the making
Patrice. Giraldo. Gone too soon. TCWCQ was a great show. It'll never been tried again since that kind of honest content would anger the far left Seattle yahoos.
We could really use Tough Crowd again
I wholeheartedly agree with you. Tough Crowd would have had ample material during this current political climate. With conservatives like Nick DiPaolo, any comedic take on the Democrats' boorish behaviors would have been so worthwhile to see. I do watch Nick DiPaolo's podcasts, and his take on current political events -- particularly, his grilling of dysfunctional Nancy and her minions -- is so worth the watch.
A few years back, Anthony Cumia was looking into another Tough Crowd series for Comedy Central. But his watered-down effort wouldn't have been worth the watch. And, quite frankly, without Patrice and Giraldo, the show would have been lacking any kind of spontaneous edge. Additionally, Cumia's very strange background, including claims of pedophilia, were put forward in the press. Rightfully, Cumia has now been ostracized from the entertainment industry. And that was the final nail in the coffin for his Tough Crowd effort.
https://revengeofthecis.com/2018/04/07/anthony-cumias-dark-side-just-another-open-secret/
As an O&A fan going back to 2004 or so, I am well-aware of Anthony and his goings on. I still think everyone could've pulled off a new Tough Crowd. People out there, a lot of us, are clamoring for some uncensored and funny talks about the current US climate. Colin still couldve hosted it. Tons of comedians from all walks of life wouldve been great to have on, but I feel like the more liberal voices would've gotten beaten soundly on a nightly basis.
I am all for another Tough Crowd, and I like the idea of Colin Quinn hosting it again. But I don't think a PG version on Comedy Central would fly. The show would have to be a daily panel show. Would it be on Netflix? Amazon Prime? I just don't know which platform's decision-makers would give the green light to a show with such spontaneous and unscripted talk about race, LGBTQWERTY+ and disabled Americans. But just imagine how the panel would attack each other for how much gray hair is on Nick DiPaolo, how much weight was gained by Bobby Kelly. Another problem.might be that there'd never be a liberal-thinking comic to appear as a panelist.
"Another problem.might be that there'd never be a liberal-thinking comic to appear as a panelist."
they would get eviscerated unless they were part of the 1% of decently smart liberals comics out there.
Jim David was a somewhat regular panelist, and I recall him leaning left in his ideology. So a comic like Jim David would do fine with the other panelists. But I agree with you that the uber-liberal panelist, like Mark Maron or Janeane Garofalo, would be drawn and quartered.
BTW I've searched for a long time to purchase the two full seasons of TCWCQ -- even on VHS. But I've had no luck. There are a majority of episodes on YouTube, but there are just too many lost episodes. Have you had any luck trying to find any other TCWCQ source?
Call your dentist if it lasts more than 4 hours.
I know she is a runway model. But Boeing or Airbus?
Lockheed Martin.
Lockhead Martin = Kamala.
this deserves more recognition. well done.
I hear this is actually the monster that shits out the chicken for KFC.
Ok I can’t eat KFC anymore thanks ffs
I won't stop.
It's the one thing she's good at. LOL.
Could KICK A FIELD GOAL tween those teeth
She heats in the winter and shades in the summer! Lol
Campaign Slogan: Mind the Gap
She is way uglier on the inside.
She's a hog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-dZGsd2rAY Me when I see the self-proclaimed governor of Georgia
RIP Patrice O'Neal
I hear her farts are so hot she melts her polyester pantyhose together like a plastic cup that got too close to a campfire.
😅😅😅 They pay by the pound in Japan. It's a sumo culture.
How do you think she got her start?
I don't care how she looks, I care that she is a shit choice for any office in the land. This whole D party is a bunch of incompetent assholes that can't run a gumball machine let alone a government.
The way a person present themselves tells you how disciplined they are. It's just stupid to be that far.
This. Attack ideas.
Self control matters.
I would sooner suck Godzilla's dick than come within sniffing distance of her in summer heat
Godzilla definitely. Lazer lips