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posted ago by WildFunkyFresh ago by WildFunkyFresh +35 / -0

We should make em go thru the process of becoming an American like other legal immigrants do.

They need to learn all the presidents names, learn the Constitution, learn the national anthem and swear the oath of allegiance.

Just to earn a green card, which would keep them under heavy scrutiny for a 5 year period where breaking the law can lead to the card being revoked.

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're receiving city services. They've renounced the law but not the benefits.

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blackkit27 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it

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Deepstatesucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. They are done. No voting, no grants, no loans, no federal jobs, no nothing

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too late. They're already receiving city services.

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ShrikeDeCil 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be a real shame if someone set up a booth at the edge of CHAZ and offered "Crucial documentations of your journey to CHAZ"

Notarized certificates of citizenship renunciation, archiving, submission to the Department of State, videos of declaration, witnesses ... the whole thing.

Should be good for $50 each. (Gets popcorn.)