That is literally the saddest garden I have ever seen. I think my kindergarten class had more success when we put beans in a paper cup of dirt in the windowsill. (there was one kid who stuck a bean in his ear and had to go to the ER to get it out. In thinking about it now, 50 years later, I'm pretty sure he grew up to be the guy in this picture with his head in his hands.)
The kid with the bean in his ear probably had more success than these idiots will. Nothing will grow in that silly little mess before the grass reclaims it, and if it does, anything that begins to sprout will be prematurely stolen before it matures.
Would it surprise you that the one who started this garden has an Energy Resources Engineering degree from Stanford University, a Master’s degree in Sustainability in the Urban Environment, and years of experience working in sustainable agriculture? Also he's an opressed African American male.... You can't make this stuff up.
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/06/12/43897621/meet-the-farmer-behind-chazs-vegetable-gardens
I was losing it last night laughing at the video of the guy tripping balls, flopping around in their mini-"garden" hallucinating his ass off trampling their little seedling attempt. (I'm not sure if the man-bun playing with the cardboard was trying to repair "the peoples' agriculture project"/mound of looted potting soil, or if he was his assistant, who knows what is going on with that shitshow.)
I wondered about cardboard guy too. I only saw a short video. It seems to me that he might have murdered the seedlings and the cardboard was the headstones.
I couldn't tell if there was supposed to be a circle of cardboard or what, the guy kept taking a piece and smushing around in the middle like he was trying to re-cover the seedlings or something. (maybe they were both tripping balls, who knows)
>Everyone there is tripping balls if they think fruits & vegetables are going to suddenly burst out of that little planter in time to feed anyone (or that someone won't steal anything that sprouts at the first opportunity)
Chairman Mao has done it to us again!
underrated
Not enough Brawndo on those crops....
It's what plants crave!
It's got electrolytes!
But what are electrolytes?
What plants crave!
Electrolytes are what plants crave.
That is literally the saddest garden I have ever seen. I think my kindergarten class had more success when we put beans in a paper cup of dirt in the windowsill. (there was one kid who stuck a bean in his ear and had to go to the ER to get it out. In thinking about it now, 50 years later, I'm pretty sure he grew up to be the guy in this picture with his head in his hands.)
LOL
The kid with the bean in his ear probably had more success than these idiots will. Nothing will grow in that silly little mess before the grass reclaims it, and if it does, anything that begins to sprout will be prematurely stolen before it matures.
Would it surprise you that the one who started this garden has an Energy Resources Engineering degree from Stanford University, a Master’s degree in Sustainability in the Urban Environment, and years of experience working in sustainable agriculture? Also he's an opressed African American male.... You can't make this stuff up. https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/06/12/43897621/meet-the-farmer-behind-chazs-vegetable-gardens
By "working" you mean....?
you just can't make this shit up. thanks for sharing this. what an obvious waste of an "education".
all the plants, tools and dirt have been supplied by the neighbors
Lol I bet they were.
Yo - gibsmedat.
>pokes stick into bicycle wheel
I was losing it last night laughing at the video of the guy tripping balls, flopping around in their mini-"garden" hallucinating his ass off trampling their little seedling attempt. (I'm not sure if the man-bun playing with the cardboard was trying to repair "the peoples' agriculture project"/mound of looted potting soil, or if he was his assistant, who knows what is going on with that shitshow.)
I wondered about cardboard guy too. I only saw a short video. It seems to me that he might have murdered the seedlings and the cardboard was the headstones.
LOL!!!!
I couldn't tell if there was supposed to be a circle of cardboard or what, the guy kept taking a piece and smushing around in the middle like he was trying to re-cover the seedlings or something. (maybe they were both tripping balls, who knows)
>Everyone there is tripping balls if they think fruits & vegetables are going to suddenly burst out of that little planter in time to feed anyone (or that someone won't steal anything that sprouts at the first opportunity)
The latest garden development was having some guy high out of his mind go in and tear it all up. This shit is hilarious
Actwhore
They are drinking from toilets!
Ree what you soy.
She’s going to introduce legislation to fund the Bloomberg agrarian think tank to help new autonomous zones with their urban agricultural challenges,
It will have a $325 million budget, and there will not be much more to show for it than you see here.
It Looked So Easy On TV
This is beautiful 🤣
Ocrazio-Cortez is top 3 when it comes to Democrat meme material (along with Breadline Bernie and Sleepy Joe).
Are those shoes genuinely full of her feet?