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Telcontar2012 87 points ago +87 / -0

Yeah I'd like to revise what I'd be interested in seeing as well.

Cut off: Water and gas.

Leave on: Electricity, phone and internet.

That way if you leave their ability to communicate with the outside world intact, we get to watch them squirm as they showcase themselves getting filthier and filthier. It wouldn't be any fun if we couldn't see them being miserable.

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ShambolicPaul [S] 44 points ago +44 / -0

If I was in London I would be on my way to defend Churchill right now. Unfortunately I had work today and my kids to look after this afternoon. Plus I live 300 miles away.

Boris has said he wants the protests over and dispersed by 17.30BST. So I reckon it might turn a bit violent if they decide not to leave and the police move in. Crack some liberal skulls for me boys.

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ShambolicPaul [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Crazy right wing white nationalists decided to defend the statues from the pansy ass left wing BLM cunts. No fine people on either side at the London protests.

Police got between them and the right wingers started having a go at the police. At one point the police tried to force the right wingers into Hyde park where the BLM cunts were waiting for a boogaloo. Right wing tussled with police rather than be forced into Hyde park.

According to the media (all lies) the BLM terrorists just sat around singing Kum Ba ya (spelling?) all day. Very peaceful (bollocks). There is one sickening photo of a dude urinating next to a monument for a fallen soldier. This is said to be a right wing guy. But who really knows.

I have no first hand knowledge. I've been in Durham all afternoon playing Fortnite and Minecraft with my kids.

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ShambolicPaul [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

No it seems like they were the cunty type that no one likes

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, a kingdom divided against itself shall not stand. We must be united and they by virtue of following Satan must be divided. Division is devilish.

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Magastein143 10 points ago +10 / -0

I agree. They need Internet because I like staying abreast to how this clown colony is living. Very entertaining.

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Wulfschilde 26 points ago +26 / -0

They don't shower anyway.

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Scooby721 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yes, troops aren't needed. Don't forget, these people in Seattle are getting exactly what they voted for. Those of us who live in red states are fine. I hope the GEOTUS continues to be hands off with this whole ordeal. Let their elected officials deal with it and the fall out.

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dudeduderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are many livestreams.

Im on my phone right now and dont have the links but im saving thi comment to get you a couple.

I even have Raz facebook stream link in my history

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ShambolicPaul [S] 57 points ago +57 / -0

The entire post is a gold mine. It talks about Raz being a peaceful supporter of the cause. Not a warlord. And the guy he assaulted is best friends with him now. Everyone has made up. All friends. There was never any assault. That didn't really happen. Disinformation. Obviously.

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Rainman 22 points ago +22 / -0

Oh good so RAZ is just a passive-aggressive thug with guns, that makes me feel so much better.

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VA-Pede 15 points ago +16 / -1

You should be disturbed.

I would put money down that at least one of the people involved in getting children on board is a sexual predator.

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Shitmoths 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the latest edit:

"We are placing a cap of 50% on the proportion of Council members who have performed one or more premeditated sexual assaults or rapes in the preceding twelve months. Homelesspersons and disabledpersons are exempt from this cap." https://i.maga.host/zSMUmo3.jpg

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VA-Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof, couldn't get enough people otherwise, I guess.

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VetforTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

So 11 people and the population that represents 13 percent nationally gets 30 percent of the influence. Very dimwitted and I guess whites don't get repd

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the-new-style 4 points ago +5 / -1

They got you fam

Edit 6: There have been further concerns raised over the efficacy of the Council to deal with disputes between children, as children are currently not adequately represented. In light of the feedback, we will add child safety training programs to the onboarding session and add one additional seat for another non-white or mixed race child between the ages of 8 and 15 (preferably disabled).

https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h7vov1/clearing_up_the_raz_disinformation_introducing/

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Dictator_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

add one additional seat for another non-jew or mixed race child between the ages of 8 and 15

read this again in a new light and forever know what it is we are actually facing here

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ShambolicPaul [S] 49 points ago +49 / -0

If you sign into your VPN and go to the subreddit it is nuts. I cannot tell if the entire subreddit is real or fake. Then I saw this post and it blew my mind.

The post is called "clearing up the "Raz" disinformation, introducing the conflict resolution advisory council".

I hope Trump sends the seals in.

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Wulfschilde 36 points ago +36 / -0

Seals with flippers and balls at the rate this is going.

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VA-Pede 22 points ago +23 / -1

It's real, but there's a lot of people shit posting, self included.

I am in that subreddit on my regular account and a woke AF account where I just pretend to be an unhinged leftist.

My regular account seems to be doing oddly fine there, but I suspect it's all the shitposters there keeping the point and laugh crowd supported as well as the fact I know how to make just enough of an argument that it plants that seed of doubt in their head.

My REEEEEEEEEE account has a few people going along with it, and I am in the process of requesting flair from the mods based on things I have been making up wholecloth.

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tiberseptim37 5 points ago +5 / -0

conflict resolution advisory council

CRAC? Does that make their leaders the "heads of CRAC"? The "CRAC heads"?

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the-new-style 4 points ago +5 / -1

why do I need a VPN ?

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ShambolicPaul [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would you fuck a crazy leftist girl without protection? No you wouldn't. So why would you go to Reddit without protection?

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the-new-style 3 points ago +4 / -1

protection from what?

I mean, I'm a Tor user, I'm just wondering what you think the threat model of Reddit is?

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ShambolicPaul [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude it's just a bit of a joke.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ha, oh right :)

Well you had me going

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Pau1F01ey 42 points ago +42 / -0

I swear to God, the CHAZ is so retarded this is real

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 26 points ago +26 / -0

I have seen the future and it is gay!

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ChicomUberAlles 12 points ago +12 / -0

and fake it is fake too

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Mintap 37 points ago +37 / -0

This has to be satire. Tell me it's satire.

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RussianBot2 17 points ago +17 / -0

are you still grasping for your faith in humanity?

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ChicomUberAlles 6 points ago +6 / -0

On you! This is how AOC wants America to be run.

What you race? Who you like to fuck? Any disability? okay you can be on the council, but you are not a Social Justice Warlord.

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fdagasfd 4 points ago +4 / -0

The whole sub is like that. It's surreal.

"LOL! What a great troll! Or...well there was that one thing Marx said that.... huh...."

"HOLY SHIT THEY BELIEVE THAT?!?!? Wait... we meme that.... or is our meme based on one of their truths and this is them??

^ Me scrolling through CHAZ subs

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ShambolicPaul [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

I genuinely expected to post this up here and have one of you mad lads come forward and admit you wrote it.

It might be a shit post, it might be real. The fact we can't tell is the real eye opener.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 20 points ago +20 / -0

These are the same people who couldn’t decide if they should clap or not as a point of privilege. They will never function properly because they have to please every last person and every single one of them thinks they are special and have a special little quark that needs addressing. They are just narcissists

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Notallbadboy 21 points ago +21 / -0

It is really great watching every idiot commie leftist thought these wack jobs have always preached tried out in real time for the whole world to See. I’m with others, just let it play out. They are now providing volumes of documentation for us to use for the rest of our lives in combatting socialism in this country.

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whocaresguy420 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dogs should be banned due to harem

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Tx50bmg 11 points ago +11 / -0

No, they prefer sheep for their harems, dogs are haram. 😉

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ChicomUberAlles 5 points ago +5 / -0

correct, dogephobia not dogephilia. or dogebbq.

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah... where are the muslims?

Fucking Islamaphobic bigots!

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user6395 9 points ago +9 / -0

ONE SEAT FOR THE BLUE UNICORN!

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MineOwnSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cow has more standing than the unicorn. Why doesn't the cow get a seat?

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blueeyephoto 18 points ago +18 / -0

So, the only qualification seems to be skin color? Tell me how that's "inclusive" and not "racist"?

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Fabius 6 points ago +6 / -0

You thought this was about something besides race?

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Mintap 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can we get someone to do a documentary film all about CHAZ. I'd help fund something like that. "The Rise and Fall of a Dream"

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 9 points ago +9 / -0

"The Rise and Fall of a Wet Dream"

FTFY

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wet Fart

(sorry)

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am in also

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be like a This is Spinal Tap mockumentary

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RussianBot2 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't know about other minorituhs, but mentally disabled are drastically over-represented

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MenicusMoldbug 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is that a parody?

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ShambolicPaul [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

I went through her post history. Definitely not satire. She thinks she's a revolutionary. Some amazing posts about not eating meat in front of the other protesters.

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 9 points ago +9 / -0

not eating meat in front of the other protesters.

How noble!

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

But she did blow 9 dudes while waiting for the porta potties so it kinda evened out her need for attention.

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cablecar87 2 points ago +2 / -0

srsly?

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably. It IS that sort of summer camp.

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Gunsareforfun 13 points ago +13 / -0

So they include a kid, but it can't be a white kid. Why not two kids, white/mixed, and why aren't they LGBTQWERTIOUPASDFYMCABBQNATO? Fucking bigots.

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yoda 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've seen this Monty Python skit before

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 7 points ago +7 / -0

...and one sort of stylized Ren-nays-sance man.

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ChicomUberAlles 5 points ago +5 / -0

No man, it is Holl-and-days-sauce, maan.

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LugNuts 10 points ago +10 / -0

So, they recreated the US House of Reps, well done.

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Shwoogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not sure if satire...

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dudeduderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real... Painfully real.

Post history confirms and the mods have already banned the trolls (including me) from the sub.

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Fuck_commies_2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s red pill via performance art.

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Mayhem 9 points ago +9 / -0

I refuse to believe this whole CHAZ deal isn't some elaborate hoax organized by /pol/

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Rubberbunnies 7 points ago +7 / -0

No thanks. I’ll stick with the white guy from Queens with a degree in Economics who hobbied in real estate for a couple years.

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Greatest_adventure 5 points ago +5 / -0

A veritable circus of participants who have been living the 'victim experience' for way too long, me thinks.

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Blackknivesmatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yo, leave them be. This is the funniest shit ever

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Wulfschilde 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this the fabled heads of CRAC?

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chimerapills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Link? Probably satire...

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dudeduderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah theyve already banned all the trolls and the mods are caught up.

If this person iant banned yet, then that means they are either taking this seriously OR they are a very good undercover troll

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Nanteen 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear The Babylon bee seems more truthful and possible then these people

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cchris_39 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this real?

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MagnanimousDonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

This reads like the script of a Monty Python sketch.

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

How clouded the minds of these people are.

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fauxtool 4 points ago +4 / -0

proper representation would be actually mostly whites considering that is the racial background of most of them

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LosPepesContra 4 points ago +4 / -0

This sounds like BabylonBee material

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huang7776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait this is not Babylonbee nor The Onion...!

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how_could 4 points ago +4 / -0

The way to collapse this is to infiltrate and just push for more insane shit. They don't have fundamental principles so they'll keep doing random shit until everything implodes with a cholera outbreak.

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chesterfields 3 points ago +3 / -0

No doubt there are several infiltrators causing strife and fuckery

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Hexagon 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I lived there I would be packing up. How long before they start killing white people while the US government does nothing.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, relax. They have Raz n gang.

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PepesCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really need to know if this is real or not so that I can share it!!

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Rokaroo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Troll them into adding a NAMBLA rep to really turn it into crazy town

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is real? No way this is real.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love how they just got rid of all the white people. Just shows you this is about race and nothing else.

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richIsBored 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see two new letters tacked on that weren't there before. On the one hand I'm kinda curious but on the other I already know it's just more dumb bullshit. Don't answer it for me. I'll just assume it's for idiots and assholes.

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jahstahTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

thedonald.win needs to raise money to keep this experiment going. The entertainment value is off the charts and it will only expose their insane ideologies which will push normies towards voting for Trump and other reasonable candidate in 2020.

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

council will have 4 black people then 1 asian, 1 native american, and 1 latino, then another 4 black people to balance it out.

Wtf "balance" are they going for? Wakanda confirmed.

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de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few more rounds of intersectional calculus and they might finally realize the smallest minority is the individual and just stop all this nonsense.

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about people of disadvantaged religions?

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Deezy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This shit is more entertaining than it has any right to be.

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Shitmoths 2 points ago +2 / -0

It gets better. I went fishing for an update. https://i.maga.host/zSMUmo3.jpg

"We are placing a cap of 50% on the proportion of Council members who have performed one or more premeditated sexual assaults or rapes in the preceding twelve months. Homelesspersons and disabledpersons are exempt from this cap."

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foofighter 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has to be satire. A generous 50% cap on premeditated sexual assaults or rapes?

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SecondProtectsFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

With all these levels of intersectionality, it’s almost like the individual is the ultimate minority!

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dubler6 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Laplanders? Not very inclusive.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT THE FUCK YOU BUNCH OF SHITLORDS!?! I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!!

How the fuck could you overlook the pudgy middle age white male with a limp demographic? OBVIOUSLY it was done on purpose. This is because of Raz, isn't it? I'm gonna go 5 shades of Trigglypuff on y'all if I don't get onto the council!

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Mk18_Mod0 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite part of this is latinx. They do realize that without gender, the entire Spanish language is basically just jibberish nonsense?