Randal Graves : Why haven't you f%cked Myra yet?

Elias : Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.

Randal Graves : What the fu#k's Pillow Pants?

Elias : Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.

[Randal stares]

Elias : Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?

[scoffs]

Elias : Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?

Randal Graves : ...Sure.

Elias : Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.

Randal Graves : [floored] And Myra told you this?

Elias : Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

Randal Graves : Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

Elias : We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.

Randal Graves : [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?

Elias : [shakes head] Women.