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conservativefrank 15 points ago +16 / -1

The city is providing them with services such as port a potties.

If they won't accept the law, they shouldn't receive services.

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Cue_Cumber 9 points ago +10 / -1

Oh, that's right. That IS how Communism has survived -- the capitalists keep them supplied when their wretched system begins (inevitably) to fail. In CHAZ's case, right out of the gate, apparently.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 0 points ago +6 / -6

I guess they felt like that was the lesser evil, having sh+t all over the sidewalk, as in Nancy Pelosi's district, is a genuine health hazard.

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j1zzfist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol gatorade + electrolyte powder. For the garden, of course. The plants are thirsty.

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Rodney_Copperbottom 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's got the stuff plants crave!

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send Brawndo!

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Mythologick 10 points ago +11 / -1

Oh look they need all the stuff created by the capitalism they hate.

Fucking dumbass lemmings.

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LacyLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

ditto... but I notice deodorant didn't.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -2 points ago +5 / -7

Me top! And they didn't even specify herbal organic all natural very expensive extra special oils!

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NorthAfricanViolet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Male pants, male L shirts, belts, men's shoes

B-b-but I thought clothes were non-gendered, and everybody could wear what they wanted without fear of being associated with any particular gender....

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -4 points ago +5 / -9

Yeah, and apparently the men didn't have enough sense to bring a change of clothes and shoes, LOL.

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CoupCoupKaChew 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bricks, spray paint, bike locks curiously missing from list...

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Floppydopoulos 4 points ago +5 / -1

Body wash at the bottom

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PapaPepe 3 points ago +4 / -1

They brought enough on their own.

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Cue_Cumber 5 points ago +6 / -1

Beautiful, absolutely perfect analogy.

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Get-schlonged 6 points ago +8 / -2

Except mom never gave up the Pall Malls. We had to sneak them out of her purse.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -2 points ago +6 / -8

Thank you.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are they asking for meth with the ice thing?

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 2 points ago +11 / -9

Nah, they got that all lined up. First things first.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -2 points ago +7 / -9

I didn't know if anyone would see what I did there.

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Floppydopoulos 4 points ago +5 / -1

I assume the ‘good’ ice is cubed. But what is the bad ice? Do people sell crushed ice?

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -4 points ago +4 / -8

Maybe it's those big honking cubes that will break a glass vs those stylish smaller ones?

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RedditPurgeRefugee 3 points ago +3 / -0

How fucking privileged do you have to be for your group of retards to be on the verge of starving and you demand "Ice (the good kind)".

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 3 points ago +4 / -1

No Sprite ?

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -2 points ago +5 / -7

NO. Use your allowance money if you want to buy that junk!

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 1 point ago +2 / -1

I WANT SPRITE YOU RACIST

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -4 points ago +4 / -8

No. That's just sugar water made with corn syrup! I didn't raise you to put poisons in your body! You'll have an all-natural, non-carbonated artisan beverage or nothing!

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well then I am going to start my own country, so i can have Sprite WHENEVER I WANT. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ! Can I pleeeeeeease use the car ? and borrow some money ?

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -9 points ago +1 / -10

Well, I shouldn't do this, but how can I raise a genuine liberal unless I indulge you--if I say no to you too often it will stunt your unbridled egotism and you won't be able to use your feelings as weapons...OK, you can use the Prius, but be careful!

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, I am stopping, it's starting to feel creepy....

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -9 points ago +1 / -10

OK, but promise me you won't dye your hair again and eat something, you're too skinny. Be careful out there!

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TDBabyBite 3 points ago +3 / -0

All things that’s are easily available due to a free market capitalist system

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boreal_storm 3 points ago +4 / -1

Interesting set of priorities.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they should have taken that stuff in with them... instead of dildos...

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fluggen-klingen-kien

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Rodney_Copperbottom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I notice "avocado toast" is conspicuously missing. So is "vegan meat substitutes" and "soy products" like they were asking for the other day. Maybe those are on the Food Shopping list, and this is the Capitalist Stuff We Need to Make Life Easier list.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -7 points ago +2 / -9

Hey, you're right! THEY ARE FAKES!

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the-new-style 2 points ago +3 / -1
  • Sunglasses

must be the first time these guys ever went outside

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] -6 points ago +3 / -9

LOL. But apparently they brought toothbrushes, since they didn't ask for any...or maybe, well, never mind.

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