Remove all our US citizenship as we are now CHAZZIES.
Recognize our independence from ‘Murica as a foreign entity with hostile intentions toward the United States and her glorious Constitution.
Label us as the foreign invaders that we are LARPing to be.
Send in SEAL Team 6, or a couple BoyScout Troops, to kick the shit out of us.
Immediately transport all CHAZZIES to GITMO and start rifling through our electronics (but don’t mess up mom’s carpet as you raid her basement) to find the links to Soros, Hilldawg, Nutty Nancy and all the other commies.
In GITMO we demand to be allowed to watch the Gorilla channel 24 hours a day. And we expect those gorillas to learn to sign Viva la Soyland!!
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Remove all our US citizenship as we are now CHAZZIES.
Recognize our independence from ‘Murica as a foreign entity with hostile intentions toward the United States and her glorious Constitution.
Label us as the foreign invaders that we are LARPing to be.
Send in SEAL Team 6, or a couple BoyScout Troops, to kick the shit out of us.
Immediately transport all CHAZZIES to GITMO and start rifling through our electronics (but don’t mess up mom’s carpet as you raid her basement) to find the links to Soros, Hilldawg, Nutty Nancy and all the other commies.
In GITMO we demand to be allowed to watch the Gorilla channel 24 hours a day. And we expect those gorillas to learn to sign Viva la Soyland!!