To regain equality, we'll just shift the women already in prison up to death sentences, then humanely dispatch them via police shootings so their death adds to the correct statistic. We can keep doing this every year until there's not enough women in prison to fulfill equality demands. At this point, we'll just have to upgrade women breaking any law whatsoever to death by police shooting. If this results in still not enough women to maintain our perfect version of a gender-equal society, we'll just have to pick women by lottery to be shot even though no crime has been committed.
It's the only way.
To regain equality, we'll just shift the women already in prison up to death sentences, then humanely dispatch them via police shootings so their death adds to the correct statistic. We can keep doing this every year until there's not enough women in prison to fulfill equality demands. At this point, we'll just have to upgrade women breaking any law whatsoever to death by police shooting. If this results in still not enough women to maintain our perfect version of a gender-equal society, we'll just have to pick women by lottery to be shot even though no crime has been committed.
We must be equal, after all.