Why do I have to pay people who where never slaves, I never owned anyone neither did anyone in my family.

I identify as a black person and would like money. Also my penis identifies as a black penis and would appreciate the rewards that come with that. Also, given that I identify as a black man, I would like to try out for the Celtics, if they ever play again. If they don’t, I can just offer my routing number to receive my compensation.