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Mr-J 68 points ago +68 / -0

Stolen? that is just redistribution, the fellow needed it more and appropriated it

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ChelseaHubbell 26 points ago +26 / -0

Also, locking a tent is stupid. A knife will bypass your lock. Fucking idiots

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Peashout 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't even need the knife if it is a walmart special. Just tear the thing open.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luckily the police have nothing better to do than write a theft report for her insurance company. I'm the police would just hustle right over and waltz right through the "summer of love" security guards.

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we_won_the_war_jack 47 points ago +47 / -0

Life comes at you CHAZ.

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rooftoptendie 24 points ago +24 / -0

YOU WIN TODAY'S INTERNET. That's it, Ive seen the best comment Im going to see all day, now I can go to bed.

HERE IS YOUR AWARD

That baby's redeemable anywhere Dr Kek's Genuine Kekistani Redpills are sold.

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we_won_the_war_jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

*highfive

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sdl5 39 points ago +39 / -0

....... 😶

Have they NEVER left home before???

Have they never even SAT in a Starbucks in a study group???

Or had a school assigned iPad???

How in the actual FUCK could it have ever even ONCE seemed like a good idea to leave even ONE of those items unattended in public???

These sheltered naive clueless humans deserve every harsh life lesson coming at them.

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chinese_shill 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Have you tried calling the police?"

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pursuitoftruth1776 12 points ago +13 / -1

Because someone intent on stealing is going to be deterred by a thin layer of material.

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mintscape 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don't worry, Mommy and Daddy will replace them.

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stallone 20 points ago +20 / -0

These people are fucking morons.

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levarrishawk 18 points ago +18 / -0

The valuables weren't stolen, they were re-distributed. She should be swelling with socialist pride!

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OneTypoComment 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol jizzy with the bants

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ScrewReddit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fake. Not only did he/she/rutabaga zip up their tent, they completely zipped up their tent. No way a thief could penetrate that.

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EverPenguin 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Lock your tent." is going to be one of my favorite lines to use in a completely nonsensical way.

I can't find my keys, maybe I forgot to lock my tent.

Where did I leave that controller? I must have forgotten to lock my tent.

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Awilen 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lil' pinko got her capitalist MacBook pro stolen? Should be proud. Happiness increased overall!

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PathTo3Commas 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why does xe need cash? I thought everything is free

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pursuitoftruth1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

He has to pay off the black supremacists.

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mintscape 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's likely a transfat. Lets hope whoever stole it has eye bleach.

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dixond 10 points ago +10 / -0

Locking a fucking tent??!? Have they never heard of knives? Or... scissors?

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Mexicola1976 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should ask to speak to the wallet inspector.

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AngelMark 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why would you leave 400.00 and a laptop in a tent in a chaotic situation?

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Chicken_D 8 points ago +8 / -0

Im sure one of the LARP'ing security guard knights will find it for you. Just tell them you have a quest, a settlement needs your help.

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Dirk_Diggler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why don't you just call the poli.....ah, never mind then.

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Awake45 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is fuckin ass hilarious! Red pill?

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +8 / -0

A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.

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Bax101 6 points ago +6 / -0

So when do the rains start in Seattle? Chaz will become a "Covid" death camp once the common cold is used as it cover and these retards are chocked out by a ventilator.

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GAGASays 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why does someone need a 16 MBP? Wouldn't a 13 Chromebook be OK?

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Basedcanadian 4 points ago +4 / -0

"our tent" "our valuable items" "our laptop" need I go on?

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no_gal_friend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is in charge here?

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Trumptastic88 3 points ago +3 / -0

This absolutely has to be trolls. This cant be real.

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wrongaddress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure a new MBP is on it's way via amazon and daddy's credit card (or trust fund).

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their verified "community members" are calling it "an unplanned donation" and begging him not to leave.

I'll be honest, if I were a criminal leftard I'd kinda wanna roll into CHAZ now. Me and a crew of a dozen armed to the teeth, shooting anyone that looks at us funny, just going tent to tent and loading everything up into wheelbarrows. I mean, if they're leaving $400 in loose bills laying around in tents, it'd be an unplanned winning the state lottery. And what're they gonna do, call the cops?

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CantStumpTheTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, right, just grab up the whole tent, its like they bagged up all their valuables, put them all in one place, and got them ready for you to come pickup.

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TwoIfBySea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be sure and lock your tent for maximum security.

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GottliebPins 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s just property. You can always get more.

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45isthebomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jizzy for the win!

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DearCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd talk to Raz if I were that retard who go his shit stolen.