Luckily the police have nothing better to do than write a theft report for her insurance company. I'm the police would just hustle right over and waltz right through the "summer of love" security guards.
So when do the rains start in Seattle? Chaz will become a "Covid" death camp once the common cold is used as it cover and these retards are chocked out by a ventilator.
Their verified "community members" are calling it "an unplanned donation" and begging him not to leave.
I'll be honest, if I were a criminal leftard I'd kinda wanna roll into CHAZ now. Me and a crew of a dozen armed to the teeth, shooting anyone that looks at us funny, just going tent to tent and loading everything up into wheelbarrows. I mean, if they're leaving $400 in loose bills laying around in tents, it'd be an unplanned winning the state lottery. And what're they gonna do, call the cops?
lol, right, just grab up the whole tent, its like they bagged up all their valuables, put them all in one place, and got them ready for you to come pickup.
Stolen? that is just redistribution, the fellow needed it more and appropriated it
Also, locking a tent is stupid. A knife will bypass your lock. Fucking idiots
Don't even need the knife if it is a walmart special. Just tear the thing open.
KEK
Luckily the police have nothing better to do than write a theft report for her insurance company. I'm the police would just hustle right over and waltz right through the "summer of love" security guards.
Life comes at you CHAZ.
YOU WIN TODAY'S INTERNET. That's it, Ive seen the best comment Im going to see all day, now I can go to bed.
HERE IS YOUR AWARD
That baby's redeemable anywhere Dr Kek's Genuine Kekistani Redpills are sold.
*highfive
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Have they NEVER left home before???
Have they never even SAT in a Starbucks in a study group???
Or had a school assigned iPad???
How in the actual FUCK could it have ever even ONCE seemed like a good idea to leave even ONE of those items unattended in public???
These sheltered naive clueless humans deserve every harsh life lesson coming at them.
"Have you tried calling the police?"
Because someone intent on stealing is going to be deterred by a thin layer of material.
Don't worry, Mommy and Daddy will replace them.
These people are fucking morons.
The valuables weren't stolen, they were re-distributed. She should be swelling with socialist pride!
lol jizzy with the bants
Fake. Not only did he/she/rutabaga zip up their tent, they completely zipped up their tent. No way a thief could penetrate that.
"Lock your tent." is going to be one of my favorite lines to use in a completely nonsensical way.
I can't find my keys, maybe I forgot to lock my tent.
Where did I leave that controller? I must have forgotten to lock my tent.
Lil' pinko got her capitalist MacBook pro stolen? Should be proud. Happiness increased overall!
Why does xe need cash? I thought everything is free
He has to pay off the black supremacists.
It's likely a transfat. Lets hope whoever stole it has eye bleach.
Locking a fucking tent??!? Have they never heard of knives? Or... scissors?
He should ask to speak to the wallet inspector.
Why would you leave 400.00 and a laptop in a tent in a chaotic situation?
Im sure one of the LARP'ing security guard knights will find it for you. Just tell them you have a quest, a settlement needs your help.
Why don't you just call the poli.....ah, never mind then.
That is fuckin ass hilarious! Red pill?
A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.
So when do the rains start in Seattle? Chaz will become a "Covid" death camp once the common cold is used as it cover and these retards are chocked out by a ventilator.
Why does someone need a 16 MBP? Wouldn't a 13 Chromebook be OK?
"our tent" "our valuable items" "our laptop" need I go on?
Who is in charge here?
This absolutely has to be trolls. This cant be real.
Sure a new MBP is on it's way via amazon and daddy's credit card (or trust fund).
Their verified "community members" are calling it "an unplanned donation" and begging him not to leave.
I'll be honest, if I were a criminal leftard I'd kinda wanna roll into CHAZ now. Me and a crew of a dozen armed to the teeth, shooting anyone that looks at us funny, just going tent to tent and loading everything up into wheelbarrows. I mean, if they're leaving $400 in loose bills laying around in tents, it'd be an unplanned winning the state lottery. And what're they gonna do, call the cops?
lol, right, just grab up the whole tent, its like they bagged up all their valuables, put them all in one place, and got them ready for you to come pickup.
Be sure and lock your tent for maximum security.
It’s just property. You can always get more.
Jizzy for the win!
I'd talk to Raz if I were that retard who go his shit stolen.